Ohhh I have Trichomoniasis and it burns

A place to discuss whatever you want.

Moderator: Metal Sludge

Post Reply
anselmolover18
Picking a Band Name
Posts: 149
Joined: Mon Aug 03, 2009 4:59 am

Ohhh I have Trichomoniasis and it burns

Post by anselmolover18 » Sat Feb 03, 2018 6:51 am

I have a dose of antibiotic to take but I cant drink after taking it so im waiting until after Super Bowl. :(
Image
User avatar
SeminiferousButtNoid
Certified Asshole
Posts: 15430
Joined: Mon Apr 25, 2005 6:58 pm
Location: Balls Deep In The Hoopla

Re: Ohhh I have Trichomoniasis and it burns

Post by SeminiferousButtNoid » Sat Feb 03, 2018 8:19 am

There's no telling what else you have after Phil Anselmo fucked you.
Son_of_Sam_I_Am wrote:
Aren't you one of those meat-selling scammers?

Then the mark takes the bait, hauls the box home and finds out it's full of sheep eyeballs, horse dicks and tripe?

You're running (or have run) that scam, aren't you? Dead serious question here.
User avatar
Caustic Queen
MSX Tour Support Act
Posts: 4928
Joined: Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:24 pm
Location: Don'tGiveAFuckville

Re: Ohhh I have Trichomoniasis and it burns

Post by Caustic Queen » Sat Feb 03, 2018 11:50 am

Image
tym wrote:I was a Fleb..a Phlib..a blood drawer guy
User avatar
Chip Z'Hoy
Signed to a Major Label Multi-Album Deal
Posts: 19352
Joined: Thu Nov 08, 2012 12:29 pm
Location: Between here and there

Re: Ohhh I have Trichomoniasis and it burns

Post by Chip Z'Hoy » Sat Feb 03, 2018 3:41 pm

Five Finger Death Punch fan has VD.

And now, the weather...
Tommy2Tone84 wrote:Dana's lines in Slaughter were interesting, fluid, intricate at times, fit the song and most importantly, grooved like a mutha.
User avatar
wickedsensation
Playing Decent Clubs in a Bus
Posts: 1310
Joined: Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:26 pm

Re: Ohhh I have Trichomoniasis and it burns

Post by wickedsensation » Sat Feb 03, 2018 3:49 pm

anselmolover18 wrote:I have a dose of antibiotic to take but I cant drink after taking it so im waiting until after Super Bowl. :(
That’s what you get for fucking a stripper.
uptheass wrote:the best ownings are yet to come
Itwalksamongus wrote:We were young and dumb and full of cum so we would take turns in the back of the van jacking each other off. It wasn't gay - it was out of necessity. Things were a lot different back then.
anselmolover18
Picking a Band Name
Posts: 149
Joined: Mon Aug 03, 2009 4:59 am

Re: Ohhh I have Trichomoniasis and it burns

Post by anselmolover18 » Sat Feb 03, 2018 4:30 pm

wickedsensation wrote:
anselmolover18 wrote:I have a dose of antibiotic to take but I cant drink after taking it so im waiting until after Super Bowl. :(
That’s what you get for fucking a stripper.
Yep! She gave it to me.
Image
User avatar
milk-milk-lemonade
Headlining a Theater Tour
Posts: 6336
Joined: Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:11 pm

Re: Ohhh I have Trichomoniasis and it burns

Post by milk-milk-lemonade » Sun Feb 04, 2018 11:34 am

What exactly is Trichomoniasis? Never heard of this before.
ImageImage
milk-milk-lemonade wrote:USA USA USA !!!
Mr.Happyface wrote:What the fuck are you talking about? Idiot.
User avatar
stocknsocks
Playing Shitty Clubs in a Van
Posts: 1075
Joined: Wed Oct 18, 2017 10:31 am
Location: Fifth Circle of Hell

Re: Ohhh I have Trichomoniasis and it burns

Post by stocknsocks » Sun Feb 04, 2018 1:34 pm

milk-milk-lemonade wrote:What exactly is Trichomoniasis? Never heard of this before.
It's an STD.
Live like a legend, die like an asshole.
User avatar
milk-milk-lemonade
Headlining a Theater Tour
Posts: 6336
Joined: Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:11 pm

Re: Ohhh I have Trichomoniasis and it burns

Post by milk-milk-lemonade » Sun Feb 04, 2018 2:05 pm

stocknsocks wrote:
milk-milk-lemonade wrote:What exactly is Trichomoniasis? Never heard of this before.
It's an STD.
Not to be a dick, pardon the pun, what are the symptoms?
ImageImage
milk-milk-lemonade wrote:USA USA USA !!!
Mr.Happyface wrote:What the fuck are you talking about? Idiot.
User avatar
stocknsocks
Playing Shitty Clubs in a Van
Posts: 1075
Joined: Wed Oct 18, 2017 10:31 am
Location: Fifth Circle of Hell

Re: Ohhh I have Trichomoniasis and it burns

Post by stocknsocks » Sun Feb 04, 2018 2:12 pm

milk-milk-lemonade wrote:
stocknsocks wrote:
milk-milk-lemonade wrote:What exactly is Trichomoniasis? Never heard of this before.
It's an STD.
Not to be a dick, pardon the pun, what are the symptoms?
Here's the "dope" from the CDC: https://www.cdc.gov/std/trichomonas/std ... niasis.htm
Live like a legend, die like an asshole.
User avatar
milk-milk-lemonade
Headlining a Theater Tour
Posts: 6336
Joined: Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:11 pm

Re: Ohhh I have Trichomoniasis and it burns

Post by milk-milk-lemonade » Sun Feb 04, 2018 2:23 pm

stocknsocks wrote:
milk-milk-lemonade wrote:
stocknsocks wrote:
It's an STD.
Not to be a dick, pardon the pun, what are the symptoms?
Here's the "dope" from the CDC: https://www.cdc.gov/std/trichomonas/std ... niasis.htm

Eww, maybe, we won't be getting that divorce.

It may be a little worn, after five natural births. But, I damn sure know it's clean!
ImageImage
milk-milk-lemonade wrote:USA USA USA !!!
Mr.Happyface wrote:What the fuck are you talking about? Idiot.
User avatar
stocknsocks
Playing Shitty Clubs in a Van
Posts: 1075
Joined: Wed Oct 18, 2017 10:31 am
Location: Fifth Circle of Hell

Re: Ohhh I have Trichomoniasis and it burns

Post by stocknsocks » Sun Feb 04, 2018 4:09 pm

milk-milk-lemonade wrote:
stocknsocks wrote:
milk-milk-lemonade wrote:
Not to be a dick, pardon the pun, what are the symptoms?
Here's the "dope" from the CDC: https://www.cdc.gov/std/trichomonas/std ... niasis.htm

Eww, maybe, we won't be getting that divorce.

It may be a little worn, after five natural births. But, I damn sure know it's clean!
Could be worse: https://www.cdc.gov/std/gonorrhea/stdfact-gonorrhea.htm

It's nickname is "the clap" and there are multiple rumors as to what some treatments would include but one was "clapping" a book closed on the penis to release the discharge. Think about that and try not cringe.
Live like a legend, die like an asshole.
anselmolover18
Picking a Band Name
Posts: 149
Joined: Mon Aug 03, 2009 4:59 am

Re: Ohhh I have Trichomoniasis and it burns

Post by anselmolover18 » Sun Feb 04, 2018 10:10 pm

milk-milk-lemonade wrote:
stocknsocks wrote:
milk-milk-lemonade wrote:What exactly is Trichomoniasis? Never heard of this before.
It's an STD.
Not to be a dick, pardon the pun, what are the symptoms?
I only had burning but the chick had a really bad smelling vag. I ignored it because she's hot as fuckkkkk :| It actually reminded me of peas. Not pee, but pea. Like split pea.
Image
anselmolover18
Picking a Band Name
Posts: 149
Joined: Mon Aug 03, 2009 4:59 am

Re: Ohhh I have Trichomoniasis and it burns

Post by anselmolover18 » Sun Feb 04, 2018 10:10 pm

Fuck
Last edited by anselmolover18 on Sun Feb 04, 2018 10:13 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Image
anselmolover18
Picking a Band Name
Posts: 149
Joined: Mon Aug 03, 2009 4:59 am

Re: Ohhh I have Trichomoniasis and it burns

Post by anselmolover18 » Sun Feb 04, 2018 10:11 pm

Three times! Shit :lol:
Image
User avatar
Caustic Queen
MSX Tour Support Act
Posts: 4928
Joined: Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:24 pm
Location: Don'tGiveAFuckville

Re: Ohhh I have Trichomoniasis and it burns

Post by Caustic Queen » Mon Feb 05, 2018 5:53 am

So.. people actually have unprotected sex with strangers? :|
tym wrote:I was a Fleb..a Phlib..a blood drawer guy
User avatar
DemonFilth2001
Cockblocked by Poison
Posts: 7098
Joined: Wed Feb 01, 2006 3:59 pm
Location: North Carolina

Re: Ohhh I have Trichomoniasis and it burns

Post by DemonFilth2001 » Mon Feb 05, 2018 10:05 am

Caustic Queen wrote:So.. people actually have unprotected sex with strangers? :|
It's the 2010's. Yes...
KEYBOARD WARRIOR!
anselmolover18
Picking a Band Name
Posts: 149
Joined: Mon Aug 03, 2009 4:59 am

Re: Ohhh I have Trichomoniasis and it burns

Post by anselmolover18 » Mon Feb 05, 2018 9:55 pm

Caustic Queen wrote:So.. people actually have unprotected sex with strangers? :|
Uh yeah. But this chick wasnt even a stranger.
Image
SikkiNixx
Sharing sandwiches with street kids
Posts: 3600
Joined: Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:00 pm
Location: The western shores of Lake Ontario, Canada.

Re: Ohhh I have Trichomoniasis and it burns

Post by SikkiNixx » Sat Feb 17, 2018 7:54 am

anselmolover18 wrote:
milk-milk-lemonade wrote:
stocknsocks wrote:
It's an STD.
Not to be a dick, pardon the pun, what are the symptoms?
I only had burning but the chick had a really bad smelling vag. I ignored it because she's hot as fuckkkkk :| It actually reminded me of peas. Not pee, but pea. Like split pea.
Whoa...

A raunchy smelling vagina, unprotected sex, no offense dude but it kinda sounds like you don't score too many girls if you willingly put your dick in an obviously infected clam...

Your candor is much appreciated :lol: ... and get video of her reaction when you break the news if you haven't yet... You gotta milk this golden Kodak moment

Don't forget to get a script for her too when you see your Dr...
St. Valentine wrote:

"First base is anal"
User avatar
stocknsocks
Playing Shitty Clubs in a Van
Posts: 1075
Joined: Wed Oct 18, 2017 10:31 am
Location: Fifth Circle of Hell

Re: Ohhh I have Trichomoniasis and it burns

Post by stocknsocks » Sat Feb 17, 2018 12:48 pm

SikkiNixx wrote:
anselmolover18 wrote:
milk-milk-lemonade wrote:
Not to be a dick, pardon the pun, what are the symptoms?
I only had burning but the chick had a really bad smelling vag. I ignored it because she's hot as fuckkkkk :| It actually reminded me of peas. Not pee, but pea. Like split pea.
Whoa...

A raunchy smelling vagina, unprotected sex, no offense dude but it kinda sounds like you don't score too many girls if you willingly put your dick in an obviously infected clam...

Your candor is much appreciated :lol: ... and get video of her reaction when you break the news if you haven't yet... You gotta milk this golden Kodak moment

Don't forget to get a script for her too when you see your Dr...
I think it's just a poor life choice! But seriously, wrap it before you hit it because if you don't, you kinda deserve what you get. Plus if it smells bad it's best to just walk away!
Live like a legend, die like an asshole.
SikkiNixx
Sharing sandwiches with street kids
Posts: 3600
Joined: Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:00 pm
Location: The western shores of Lake Ontario, Canada.

Re: Ohhh I have Trichomoniasis and it burns

Post by SikkiNixx » Mon Feb 19, 2018 9:26 am

stocknsocks wrote:
SikkiNixx wrote:
anselmolover18 wrote:
I only had burning but the chick had a really bad smelling vag. I ignored it because she's hot as fuckkkkk :| It actually reminded me of peas. Not pee, but pea. Like split pea.
Whoa...

A raunchy smelling vagina, unprotected sex, no offense dude but it kinda sounds like you don't score too many girls if you willingly put your dick in an obviously infected clam...

Your candor is much appreciated :lol: ... and get video of her reaction when you break the news if you haven't yet... You gotta milk this golden Kodak moment

Don't forget to get a script for her too when you see your Dr...
I think it's just a poor life choice! But seriously, wrap it before you hit it because if you don't, you kinda deserve what you get. Plus if it smells bad it's best to just walk away!
Absolutely!!! And I get it... you're drunk and horny and she's hot as fuck... I can't fault any guy for doing that, and as long as it's cureable and not something mega serious like Syphilis or HIV or Hep C, a trip to the Dr is an ok trade for lots of dudes... I reconnected with the girl I lost my virginity to, we were eachother's first, and though I'd made out with girls before, this was my first actual penetration/intercourse experience.. well like millions of other people, we saw each other for the first time in 20 some odd years on Facebook and made plans to hang out.. so after a nice restaurant we went back to my place, we ended up deciding that it was absolutely necessary to re-fuck for old times sake.. both of us being single.. I peeled off her strech pants.. then her panties and right away there was this really ripe and pungent odor emanating from her smooth fresh waxed bag.. meaning even worse a case of whatever cuz when there's hair there, it will trap odors a bit and that wasn't happening ... I immediately made up an excuse to get her the fuck outta my apartment before this thing embedded itself in any of my stuff made outta fabric... kinda like that episode of Seinfeld with the B.O. valet... next day I ended up asking her when she went to the ob-gyn or whatever those cookie doctors are called. She got pissed, but fuck me if she couldn't smell it too... I read up on some S.T.I.s with raunchy odors and there's one called Gargarella.. what a fitting name so I'm going with that.. thats my amateur diagnosis :P .. but it was a pretty significant letdown.. I was looking forward to revisiting the first one.. anyhow... that's what happened.
Point being, use the smell test because it's a great indication if something is wrong down there...
St. Valentine wrote:

"First base is anal"
Post Reply