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Hot New Fashion Statement - Vagina Wig

Post by Turner Coates » Mon Feb 19, 2018 4:36 pm

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Post by dmbrocker » Mon Feb 19, 2018 4:58 pm

I dunno. Zom probably prefers his less fake...
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Post by risingfarce » Mon Feb 19, 2018 5:16 pm


Made from the same material as Gene's wig.
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Re: Hot New Fashion Statement - Vagina Wig

Post by stocknsocks » Mon Feb 19, 2018 5:32 pm

This already exist, it’s called a merkin. Fucking hipsters and millenniuls will start thinking they’ve created the god damn printing press next.
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Re: Hot New Fashion Statement - Vagina Wig

Post by Mojo » Mon Feb 19, 2018 6:52 pm

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Post by Turner Coates » Mon Feb 19, 2018 6:57 pm

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Re: Hot New Fashion Statement - Vagina Wig

Post by Beyotch_Knowles » Mon Feb 19, 2018 7:01 pm

Who makes up the population of consumers for this product? What does the advertisement say?

"Recently had an accident while shaving? It'll grow back, but in the mean time..."
"It's going to be unseasonably cold this winter. Do you have what it takes to keep warm...all over? We can fill in the gaps."
"Do you live in a small town, and you don't want your gynecologist to tell everyone about your tattoo? Cover up with confidence!"

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Re: Hot New Fashion Statement - Vagina Wig

Post by Caustic Queen » Mon Feb 19, 2018 8:24 pm

"afflicted with various sexually transmitted diseases and forced to work all the same, prostitutes had to cover up evidence of their downstairs afflictions."

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Re: Hot New Fashion Statement - Vagina Wig

Post by Mojo » Mon Feb 19, 2018 8:32 pm

I guess women can't just shove it into a Noggles burrito.
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