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Hey, all you swinging dicks out there. Ever been truly tested, sexually?

Post by milk-milk-lemonade » Mon Feb 19, 2018 5:38 pm

I slept right next to three women, at different times, in their own beds. I didn't make one move. :twisted:


So, I'm either gay or the MOST CHIVALROUS guy on the Planet?
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Post by Mojo » Mon Feb 19, 2018 6:43 pm

milk-milk-lemonade wrote:I slept right next to three women, at different times, in their own beds. I didn't make one move. :twisted:
Get out of your sister's beds, you weirdo.
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Post by milk-milk-lemonade » Mon Feb 19, 2018 6:59 pm

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Post by Beyotch_Knowles » Mon Feb 19, 2018 7:08 pm

I completely misread your use of the word "tested" in the subject. Thought this was going to be a thread about Evel Dick.
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Post by Turner Coates » Mon Feb 19, 2018 7:12 pm

milk-milk-lemonade wrote:I slept right next to three women, at different times, in their own beds. I didn't make one move. :twisted:


So, I'm either gay or the MOST CHIVALROUS guy on the Planet?
Well, since chivalry seems to be in suspended animation right now,...........................................
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Post by milk-milk-lemonade » Mon Feb 19, 2018 7:31 pm

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milk-milk-lemonade wrote:I slept right next to three women, at different times, in their own beds. I didn't make one move. :twisted:


So, I'm either gay or the MOST CHIVALROUS guy on the Planet?
Well, since chivalry seems to be in suspended animation right now,...........................................

This all happened in the late 90s. During my sexual prime, 22-23.
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Hey, all you swelling dicks out there. Ever been truly tested, medically?
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Post by risingfarce » Mon Feb 19, 2018 9:09 pm

milk-milk-lemonade wrote:I slept right next to three women, at different times, in their own beds. I didn't make one move. :twisted:


So, I'm either gay or the MOST CHIVALROUS guy on the Planet?
Stop sleeping in the same bed with your mother, aunt, and grandmother.
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Post by milk-milk-lemonade » Mon Feb 19, 2018 9:47 pm

Hardyharhar, risingfart.
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Post by Danzig in the Dark » Tue Feb 20, 2018 1:21 am

He fucked all of them, so there, risingfarts, haha!
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Post by exitflagger » Tue Feb 20, 2018 6:16 am

MML, do you plan on continuing with a series of topics where you seek to initiate discussion with penises? Seems like a ho board thing.
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exitflagger wrote:MML, do you plan on continuing with a series of topics where you seek to initiate discussion with penises? Seems like a ho board thing.
No, it's a B-side.
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Post by RPB » Tue Feb 20, 2018 11:18 am

Man, I forgot there was a Ho Board. I haven't looked at that in many years. Off to see... doubt anyone has been there.

And yes, there's a few times I said no and looking back.... Why didn't I say yes? Just for the story... live a little. Dammit.
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Post by Turner Coates » Tue Feb 20, 2018 12:02 pm

There were times when fans/friends of bands I worked for ended up at post gig hotel room parties. Sometimes, they would get too full of party favors to go home. I shared my bed with a few of the females, with no monkey business involved.

Sharing a bubble bath is an entirely different story though.
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Post by tym » Wed Feb 21, 2018 8:01 am

Mojo wrote:
milk-milk-lemonade wrote:I slept right next to three women, at different times, in their own beds. I didn't make one move. :twisted:
Get out of your sister's beds, you weirdo.
Maybe it wasn't family and that was the issue?? Could be the kind of guy that considers family reunions as dating opportunity. Or he would just rather bite the pillow.
I'm finding it difficult to masturbate to this. I'm trying, I just have so little to work with...
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Post by milk-milk-lemonade » Wed Feb 21, 2018 8:05 am

tym wrote:
Mojo wrote:
milk-milk-lemonade wrote:I slept right next to three women, at different times, in their own beds. I didn't make one move. :twisted:
Get out of your sister's beds, you weirdo.
Maybe it wasn't family and that was the issue?? Could be the kind of guy that considers family reunions as dating opportunity. Or he would just rather bite the pillow.

WAH-WAH-WAH, none of those things.
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