THE LABIA: WHY YOU SHOULD ENJOY THAT SWEET MEAT TREAT BEFORE YOU DIE !!!

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THE LABIA: WHY YOU SHOULD ENJOY THAT SWEET MEAT TREAT BEFORE YOU DIE !!!

Post by BIGxDAWGx1 » Tue Feb 20, 2018 11:57 am

Attention Sludgers Laides and Gents !!!

I'm trying to prove to my buddy that there is a market for a book about the female labia, in a not to serious way, but fun for a man n woman to enjoy together...

Now who here loves to go down on the ladies and lick up n down, side to side, in n out and feel there ladies shiver n shake, moan n groan, and if you lucky enough...feel that warm juice only the ladies and that sweet meat treat can let loose.

Now onto the labia, do you prefer roast beef, pastrami or the hanging dangling yoshinoya labias ???

I'm sure we have all come face to face with all three a few times in our lives and attacked them in different ways...

Pulled n stretched, flicked n flapped, spit and sucked...

And we all know the secret to making the ladies head pop off when going down on them...

WHAT'S your goto move and how much time is to much before your tounge and jaw is just done ????
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Post by AnotherPerfectB*stard » Tue Feb 20, 2018 12:14 pm

Read the Ratiratnapradipika

It's a bit of a mouthful to begin with.
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Post by exitflagger » Tue Feb 20, 2018 12:54 pm

BIGxDAWGx1 wrote: the female labia
Much preferable to the male labia IMO.
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Post by CHA0S » Tue Feb 20, 2018 12:57 pm

BIGxDAWGx1 wrote: Now onto the labia, do you prefer roast beef, pastrami or the hanging dangling yoshinoya labias ???

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Post by dmbrocker » Tue Feb 20, 2018 1:06 pm

This thread sounds like it would be more Sludger ERIC ADAMS' territory. Care to comment, O wise Manohammer of clitoral conquests?
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Post by Danzig in the Dark » Tue Feb 20, 2018 1:31 pm

This is HMZ's forte. He doesn't stop until his jaw breaks.
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Post by acefrehleysbeer » Tue Feb 20, 2018 3:45 pm

Hail to the flaps.
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Post by itwalksboyfriend » Wed Feb 21, 2018 7:42 pm

acefrehleysbeer wrote:Hail to the flaps.
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Post by stocknsocks » Wed Feb 21, 2018 8:17 pm

itwalksboyfriend wrote:
acefrehleysbeer wrote:Hail to the flaps.
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That looks more like a prolapsed anal cavity, also known as a rosebud. I’d post something here but I’ll let others do the searching for hotkinkyjo or just look up rosebudding. You’re welcome. :mrgreen:
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