What %chance do you think Trump will get jail time?

[cowpins]

IDEA - Build "Trump Prison" in the middle of MAGAVILLE in the middle nowhere for all MAGA's to work/live. Everything can be MAGA. MAGA TOYOTA (Toyota...get it?), MAGA Mart, MAGA Chip & Put, MAGA Gas, MAGA News Network, etc....He can appear daily from his cell balcony to the adoration of his peeps. The key is "in the middle of nowhere". Who's in?

[Gibsonite]

Looks almost certain, unless they can rig a jury in Georgia. I don't think he'll live long enough to spend time in the can tho, he'll either stroke out or Bud Dwyer himself on live tv..

[DiamondDog]

I love how this is all a "witch hunt" and charges are "shocking and absurd" (according to his lawyers) when we've been listening to the recording of him demanding 11,000 votes be found in Georgia FOR YEARS now.

[Brad Welp]

We must pray for the President.

He is fighting for us. He didn't have to do this. He could have been enjoying a nice, comfortable retirement, rich beyond belief, with his wonderful wife Melania. And instead he chose to fight for you. To fight for us. To save the country. To save America.

He is the victim of injustices beyond which any president has encountered.

Please pray for the President.

God bless President Trump.
God bless America.
And may God bless the South.

[TooOldToCare]

Looks almost certain, unless they can rig a jury in Georgia. I don't think he'll live long enough to spend time in the can tho, he'll either stroke out or Bud Dwyer himself on live tv..

I’d pay PPV money to watch that.

[Bono Nettencourt]

We must pray for the President.

He is fighting for us. He didn't have to do this. He could have been enjoying a nice, comfortable retirement, rich beyond belief, with his wonderful wife Melania. And instead he chose to fight for you. To fight for us. To save the country. To save America.

He is the victim of injustices beyond which any president has encountered.

Please pray for the President.

He's not president, and the only thing that he's "fighting to save" is his own fat orange ass.

[Chip Z'Hoy]

We must pray for the President.

He is fighting for us. He didn't have to do this. He could have been enjoying a nice, comfortable retirement, rich beyond belief, with his wonderful wife Melania. And instead he chose to fight for you. To fight for us. To save the country. To save America.

He is the victim of injustices beyond which any president has encountered.

Please pray for the President.

God bless President Trump.
God bless America.
And may God bless the South.

Great bit. A little overboard. Try looking at the actual MAGA posters here and dial it down a little. Once you do that, you'll blend right in.

Right now the character's a bit obvious.

[HueyRamone]

Agree. You know you're not amongst your own kind, so less with the praying and more with the yelling at everyone that "we are sheep who dont get it"

DDM is a good one for inspiration. He is the standard for writing stuff that you'd think cant possibly be real, yet you know it is.

[Danzig in the Dark]

We must pray for the President.

He is fighting for us. He didn't have to do this. He could have been enjoying a nice, comfortable retirement, rich beyond belief, with his wonderful wife Melania. And instead he chose to fight for you. To fight for us. To save the country. To save America.

He is the victim of injustices beyond which any president has encountered.

Please pray for the President.

God bless President Trump.
God bless America.
And may God bless the South.

Bless your heart.

[Bono Nettencourt]

We must pray for the President.

He is fighting for us. He didn't have to do this. He could have been enjoying a nice, comfortable retirement, rich beyond belief, with his wonderful wife Melania. And instead he chose to fight for you. To fight for us. To save the country. To save America.

He is the victim of injustices beyond which any president has encountered.

Please pray for the President.

God bless President Trump.
God bless America.
And may God bless the South.

Bless your heart.

And have a blessed day.

[Turner Coates]

God bless President Trump.
God bless America.
And may God bless the South.

[HueyRamone]

Are we at 5% yet?

[alleyrulez]

ZERO.

SHOULD it happen, if he's found guilty?

ABSOLUTELY.

but WILL it happen?

absolutely NOT.

[Chip Z'Hoy]

0.0%

Dude's violating gag orders, snoring in the courtoom, ripping loud farts... nothing's going to happen to this guy. He will be handled with kid gloves until his dying breath.