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Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 7:29 pm
by Olivia Sophia
I've had one external hemorrhoid for about 30 years. Not really a big deal.
It's about half an inch long. I can grip it easily.
In a moment of insanity, I almost said the hell with it, and just ripped it off.
I suppose I would have regretted it.
Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 7:38 pm
by GreatWhiteSnake
You would probably bleed. A lot...
Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 8:18 pm
by Mikky_Five
Australians traditionally don't suffer bloody buttholes much.
Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 9:54 pm
by Olivia Sophia
Not sure why I have morbid curiosity
Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Posted: Tue May 02, 2023 3:23 am
by cowpins
What did Google say? There's no way you posted this here without also Googling it.
Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Posted: Tue May 02, 2023 3:43 am
by TravisBicklesMohawk
I don't recommend you do that.
Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Posted: Tue May 02, 2023 4:26 am
by DemonFilth2001
You absolutely should.
Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Posted: Tue May 02, 2023 9:21 am
by LeeRatbag
You'd bleed a hell of a lot. A haemorrhoid is basically a varicose vein hanging out of your anus. Ripping it out is ripping out a blood vessel.
Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Posted: Tue May 02, 2023 10:05 am
by DemonFilth2001
DO IT
Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Posted: Tue May 02, 2023 10:10 am
by Danzig in the Dark
Burn it with fire.
Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Posted: Tue May 02, 2023 4:33 pm
by Metal Sludge
It would get infected pretty quickly, it would bleed profusely, and it would probably hurt really bad.
Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Posted: Wed May 03, 2023 9:53 am
by Wild Obsession
Olivia Sophia wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 7:29 pm
I've had one external hemorrhoid for about 30 years. Not really a big deal.
It's about half an inch long. I can grip it easily.
In a moment of insanity, I almost said the hell with it, and just ripped it off.
I suppose I would have regretted it.
At least your "ribbed for his pleasure".
Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Posted: Wed May 03, 2023 11:10 am
by VinnieVincentsVag
Do it in a live stream and then we will all know.
Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Posted: Wed May 03, 2023 12:04 pm
by DemonFilth2001
Did you do it yet? What happened?
Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Posted: Wed May 03, 2023 12:24 pm
by TooOldToCare
I think it's basically a varicose vein, so blood would be an integral part of it. I'd hope it spurts like a severed jugular.
Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Posted: Wed May 03, 2023 1:08 pm
by Nate S Axel
VinnieVincentsVag wrote: ↑Wed May 03, 2023 11:10 am
Do it in a live stream and then we will all know.
Would you subscribe to her OnlyFans if that was her first content?
Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Posted: Wed May 03, 2023 1:53 pm
by VinnieVincentsVag
Nate S Axel wrote: ↑Wed May 03, 2023 1:08 pm
VinnieVincentsVag wrote: ↑Wed May 03, 2023 11:10 am
Do it in a live stream and then we will all know.
Would you subscribe to her OnlyFans if that was her first content?
Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Posted: Wed May 03, 2023 5:48 pm
by Metal Sludge
Nate S Axel wrote: ↑Wed May 03, 2023 1:08 pm
VinnieVincentsVag wrote: ↑Wed May 03, 2023 11:10 am
Do it in a live stream and then we will all know.
Would you subscribe to her OnlyFans if that was her first content?
You think this is a woman?
Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Posted: Wed May 03, 2023 5:53 pm
by Indy_Rob
Heenan Snuka, please pick up the red courtesy phone.
Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Posted: Wed May 03, 2023 6:04 pm
by DemonFilth2001
Indy_Rob wrote: ↑Wed May 03, 2023 5:53 pm
Heenan Snuka, please pick up the red courtesy phone.
Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Posted: Wed May 03, 2023 6:43 pm
by MotleyKaos
Medically, death. Death would happen.
Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Posted: Wed May 03, 2023 6:58 pm
by Mojo
Erotically, I can tell you what happens when I yank one out to your hemorrhoid.
Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Posted: Thu May 04, 2023 9:56 am
by Grendel
There is a joke about speed bumps out there but I can't remember the setup line.
Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Posted: Sat May 06, 2023 11:07 pm
by Olivia Sophia
Metal Sludge wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 4:33 pm
It would get infected pretty quickly, it would bleed profusely, and it would probably hurt really bad.
Yes.
It's odd, how we sometimes have reckless compulsions.
I'm guessing that it would end up an emergency room debacle.
Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Posted: Sat May 06, 2023 11:10 pm
by Olivia Sophia
VinnieVincentsVag wrote: ↑Wed May 03, 2023 11:10 am
Do it in a live stream and then we will all know.
Lol. That's funny, right there.
Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Posted: Sun May 07, 2023 12:55 pm
by HueyRamone
Olivia Sophia wrote: ↑Sat May 06, 2023 11:07 pm
Metal Sludge wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 4:33 pm
It would get infected pretty quickly, it would bleed profusely, and it would probably hurt really bad.
Yes.
It's odd, how we sometimes have reckless compulsions.
I'm guessing that it would end up an emergency room debacle.
Why dont you get it taken off properly?
it sounds gross. Dont you have troubles when you convince a hot girl to give you a rusty trombone and then she sees it? I assume she woud shut that shit down in a hurry.
Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Posted: Sun May 07, 2023 4:35 pm
by Danzig in the Dark
Did you get hemorrhoids from assfucking?
Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Posted: Mon May 08, 2023 3:35 am
by Black Stuff
HueyRamone wrote: ↑Sun May 07, 2023 12:55 pm
Olivia Sophia wrote: ↑Sat May 06, 2023 11:07 pm
Metal Sludge wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 4:33 pm
It would get infected pretty quickly, it would bleed profusely, and it would probably hurt really bad.
Yes.
It's odd, how we sometimes have reckless compulsions.
I'm guessing that it would end up an emergency room debacle.
Why dont you get it taken off properly?
it sounds gross. Dont you have troubles when you convince a hot girl to give you a rusty trombone and then she sees it? I assume she woud shut that shit down in a hurry.
Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Posted: Mon May 08, 2023 4:05 am
by DiamondDog
I don't know if this qualifies as "medically", but you'd top the Darwin Awards list.
Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Posted: Mon May 08, 2023 5:17 pm
by GreatWhiteSnake
Your intelligence would decrease by half? Idk...
