How many of you douchebags wore them? Fess up.
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Coed Naked/Big Johnson shirts
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Re: Coed Naked/Big Johnson shirts
Never. But I do have a Morning Wood tee with the phrase "I'd tap that" with an image of a tree with a sap tap. And yes, I've worn it out on select occasions. It's mostly a house shirt though.
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Re: Coed Naked/Big Johnson shirts
That must be like a No Fear shirt
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Re: Coed Naked/Big Johnson shirts
Not me, but they were huge at my high school back in the day. I, of course, had more sense than to wear one of those douchey shirts. And yeah, Mattley, No Fear shirts were big in my town as well.
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Fuck that, dude! I'm an Ed Hardy man all the way!
Yeah baby! WHO WANTS SOME?? WHO WANTS SOME????
Yeah baby! WHO WANTS SOME?? WHO WANTS SOME????
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Re: Coed Naked/Big Johnson shirts
Ed Hardy and Affliction was cool in the beginning but got old around 2012 the had to move on to new brands.exitflagger wrote: ↑Fri Jul 07, 2023 6:41 pm Fuck that, dude! I'm an Ed Hardy man all the way!
Yeah baby! WHO WANTS SOME?? WHO WANTS SOME????
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Walk in Diesel store Melrose with Ashba gear commands respect, not sure you are allowed in with Walmart gear
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^ He's kidding and nope.
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I worked in a tourist store that sold Big Johnson shirts. So I had a zillion of them. Wore one to the courthouse to get a marriage certificate, and ended up letting the justice perform the ceremony right there. So yea, I wore one to my first wedding.
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The Big Johnson shirt back in the day that read “Liquor In The Front, Poker In The Rear” was king shit! 
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"Beaver" suntan lotion was the end.
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Re: Coed Naked/Big Johnson shirts
i wore a few big johnson shirts back in the day.
i came up with the slogan for their bowling shirt and got i think 20 free shirts for that.
i came up with the slogan for their bowling shirt and got i think 20 free shirts for that.
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Re: Coed Naked/Big Johnson shirts
Never owned either. I do remember them. Very popular at Myrtle Beach.
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Re: Coed Naked/Big Johnson shirts
I remember seeing them in Spencer's stores in the malls.
The funniest one was "Big Johnson's Lobster House and Piano Bar...because lobsters on your piano are better than crabs on your organ!".
The funniest one was "Big Johnson's Lobster House and Piano Bar...because lobsters on your piano are better than crabs on your organ!".
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Re: Coed Naked/Big Johnson shirts
Yeah, you moved on to DJ Ashba!MattleyCrue wrote: ↑Fri Jul 07, 2023 6:50 pmEd Hardy and Affliction was cool in the beginning but got old around 2012 the had to move on to new brands.exitflagger wrote: ↑Fri Jul 07, 2023 6:41 pm Fuck that, dude! I'm an Ed Hardy man all the way!
Yeah baby! WHO WANTS SOME?? WHO WANTS SOME????
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Oh...he's since moved from ASHBA to Chrome Hearts! Keep up!Metal Sludge wrote: ↑Mon Jul 17, 2023 7:04 pmYeah, you moved on to DJ Ashba!MattleyCrue wrote: ↑Fri Jul 07, 2023 6:50 pmEd Hardy and Affliction was cool in the beginning but got old around 2012 the had to move on to new brands.exitflagger wrote: ↑Fri Jul 07, 2023 6:41 pm Fuck that, dude! I'm an Ed Hardy man all the way!
Yeah baby! WHO WANTS SOME?? WHO WANTS SOME????
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Re: Coed Naked/Big Johnson shirts
Chrome Hearts has been out of business since 2005. The store closed then, maybe the online shop is still a thing?DemonFilth2001 wrote: ↑Tue Jul 18, 2023 9:56 amOh...he's since moved from ASHBA to Chrome Hearts! Keep up!Metal Sludge wrote: ↑Mon Jul 17, 2023 7:04 pmYeah, you moved on to DJ Ashba!MattleyCrue wrote: ↑Fri Jul 07, 2023 6:50 pm
Ed Hardy and Affliction was cool in the beginning but got old around 2012 the had to move on to new brands.
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Re: Coed Naked/Big Johnson shirts
I remember some people wearing them in like 92/93?
Our principal was named Johnson, and he banned the shirts. Dumb bastard.
Just like "Lets Go Brandon", the shirts got old quick.
Our principal was named Johnson, and he banned the shirts. Dumb bastard.
Just like "Lets Go Brandon", the shirts got old quick.
Re: Coed Naked/Big Johnson shirts
Big Johnson pit crew. Getting in and out is easy when you’ve got a big Johnson.