Oldest person you've jacked of to?

[TooOldToCare]

Susanna Hoffs. 64 years of age and still jack-worthy.

57. Yes, she has held up well but posting a 7 year old pic to show how youthful she currently looks is a little fake newsy.

My bad.

I did an image search for "Susannah Hoffs 2023" and this came up. What are ya gonna do?

Last month https://twitter.com/SusannaHoffs/status ... 57931?s=20

[Wednesday 13 Fan]

Nancy Sinatra, but not recently.

[Newsted's FU Money]

57. Yes, she has held up well but posting a 7 year old pic to show how youthful she currently looks is a little fake newsy.

My bad.

I did an image search for "Susannah Hoffs 2023" and this came up. What are ya gonna do?

Last month https://twitter.com/SusannaHoffs/status ... 57931?s=20

There we are! Thank you...she's still looking fine.

Let's see if exitflagger poos his pants over this one.

[exitflagger]

Ah whatever.

But man, Natalie Portman looks hot in her early 40s here, huh? Va va VOOM!



She must use Oil of Olay or something.

[TooOldToCare]

This is a question I've never pondered nor have an answer for. I also can't claim to jerk off to images (still or movie or in my mind) of clothed women.

An aside that scarred me for life: my dear mother, who is now an 83-year-old widow, when I was about 8-10 years old, we were playing a board game or something before bed. She was wearing a floor-length nightgown or robe, gaming, laughing, whatever. She was sitting on the floor and rolled back in laughter and ripped a fart but also inadvertently exposed that mid-1970s mess of a beaver. It still makes me puke in my mouth. Maybe that is why I've never had a thing for older women.

[Danzig in the Dark]

This is a question I've never pondered nor have an answer for. I also can't claim to jerk off to images (still or movie or in my mind) of clothed women.

An aside that scarred me for life: my dear mother, who is now an 83-year-old widow, when I was about 8-10 years old, we were playing a board game or something before bed. She was wearing a floor-length nightgown or robe, gaming, laughing, whatever. She was sitting on the floor and rolled back in laughter and ripped a fart but also inadvertently exposed that mid-1970s mess of a beaver. It still makes me puke in my mouth. Maybe that is why I've never had a thing for older women.

That's one way to head off an Oedipal complex.

[rikirachtmanstheshit]

The Salma Hayek thread got me thinking.

Who is the oldest person you have jacked of to? I am embarrassed to say it, but 56 year old Salma is not the oldest.

She's a bit thin for my liking but Hellen Mirren definitely would get a ride on the Rikstik.

[HueyRamone]

The Salma Hayek thread got me thinking.

Who is the oldest person you have jacked of to? I am embarrassed to say it, but 56 year old Salma is not the oldest.

She's a bit thin for my liking but Hellen Mirren definitely would get a ride on the Rikstik.

Is current Rosanne to thin for the Rikstik?

[rikirachtmanstheshit]

The Salma Hayek thread got me thinking.

Who is the oldest person you have jacked of to? I am embarrassed to say it, but 56 year old Salma is not the oldest.

She's a bit thin for my liking but Hellen Mirren definitely would get a ride on the Rikstik.

Is current Rosanne to thin for the Rikstik?

Fat Rosanne wasn't ever eligible. You may not think it but even I have standards.

[Bono Nettencourt]

I'm female, so I don't jack anything, but damn, Kurt Russell is sweet and still gives me the feels.

Burt Reynolds too. Dude is smokin' hot at any age.

[killeverything]

Jacking off might save u from
Prostate cancer.. so fire away.

That's what doctors want you to believe.

Do your own research.

*slow clap

[HueyRamone]

I'm female, so I don't jack anything, but damn, Kurt Russell is sweet and still gives me the feels.

Burt Reynolds too. Dude is smokin' hot at any age.

At least he had a great head of hair!