Oldest person you've jacked of to?

Luigi · Post by **Luigi** » Mon Jul 10, 2023 1:37 pm

The Salma Hayek thread got me thinking.

Who is the oldest person you have jacked of to? I am embarrassed to say it, but 56 year old Salma is not the oldest.

cowpins · Post by **cowpins** » Mon Jul 10, 2023 2:22 pm

Gaz...you're in late 50's, right?

Bono Nettencourt · Post by **Bono Nettencourt** » Mon Jul 10, 2023 2:34 pm

Luigi wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 1:37 pm The Salma Hayek thread got me thinking.

Who is the oldest person you have jacked of to? I am embarrassed to say it, but 56 year old Salma is not the oldest.

I'm sure most of the objects of our pubescent desires are well past 60... but I'm gathering that you currently fap to the GILF set?

exitflagger · Post by **exitflagger** » Mon Jul 10, 2023 3:12 pm

Luigi wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 1:37 pm you've jacked of to?

Jack "of" once, shame on you

Jack "of" twice, shame on... you

DemonFilth2001 · Post by **DemonFilth2001** » Mon Jul 10, 2023 3:18 pm

cowpins wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 2:22 pm Gaz...you're in late 50's, right?

Lol!

I’m 52. I jack myself off. Does that count?

Deauxma is close to 60. She’s still hot.

VinnieVincentsVag · Post by **VinnieVincentsVag** » Mon Jul 10, 2023 4:22 pm

cowpins wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 2:22 pm Gaz...you're in late 50's, right?

You know it.
Did u get my noodz?

VinnieVincentsVag · Post by **VinnieVincentsVag** » Mon Jul 10, 2023 4:22 pm

Funny story…..
Hanging out with friends, playing the game that you put the phone to your forehead and people give you clues to what is on the phone.
“Betty White” comes up.
I say “hot older woman” and everyone lost their shit.
Apparently, I’m now an old lady fucker now.
I’ve always been in to older women. The problem is, the older I get the older the mature women get.
16 into 20-30
26 into 30-40
36 into 40-50
Now at 57, it’s 60-70.

HueyRamone · Post by **HueyRamone** » Mon Jul 10, 2023 4:37 pm

VinnieVincentsVag wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 4:22 pm Funny story…..
Hanging out with friends, playing the game that you put the phone to your forehead and people give you clues to what is on the phone.
“Betty White” comes up.
I say “hot older woman” and everyone lost their shit.
Apparently, I’m now an old lady fucker now.
I’ve always been in to older women. The problem is, the older I get the older the mature women get.
16 into 20-30
26 into 30-40
36 into 40-50
Now at 57, it’s 60-70.

Seriously? You seek out 70 year olds to scope out??

GreatWhiteSnake · Post by **GreatWhiteSnake** » Mon Jul 10, 2023 4:42 pm

59...

VinnieVincentsVag · Post by **VinnieVincentsVag** » Mon Jul 10, 2023 5:07 pm

HueyRamone wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 4:37 pm
VinnieVincentsVag wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 4:22 pm Funny story…..
Hanging out with friends, playing the game that you put the phone to your forehead and people give you clues to what is on the phone.
“Betty White” comes up.
I say “hot older woman” and everyone lost their shit.
Apparently, I’m now an old lady fucker now.
I’ve always been in to older women. The problem is, the older I get the older the mature women get.
16 into 20-30
26 into 30-40
36 into 40-50
Now at 57, it’s 60-70.

Seriously? You seek out 70 year olds to scope out??

No.
I’m merely pointing out that certain fetishes don’t age well.

Danzig in the Dark · Post by **Danzig in the Dark** » Mon Jul 10, 2023 5:22 pm

VinnieVincentsVag wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 5:07 pm
HueyRamone wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 4:37 pm
VinnieVincentsVag wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 4:22 pm Funny story…..
Hanging out with friends, playing the game that you put the phone to your forehead and people give you clues to what is on the phone.
“Betty White” comes up.
I say “hot older woman” and everyone lost their shit.
Apparently, I’m now an old lady fucker now.
I’ve always been in to older women. The problem is, the older I get the older the mature women get.
16 into 20-30
26 into 30-40
36 into 40-50
Now at 57, it’s 60-70.

Seriously? You seek out 70 year olds to scope out??
No.
I’m merely pointing out that certain fetishes don’t age well.

It's also difficult to explain a restraining order from a nursing home.

VinnieVincentsVag · Post by **VinnieVincentsVag** » Mon Jul 10, 2023 5:33 pm

Danzig in the Dark wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 5:22 pm
VinnieVincentsVag wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 5:07 pm
HueyRamone wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 4:37 pm

Seriously? You seek out 70 year olds to scope out??
No.
I’m merely pointing out that certain fetishes don’t age well.
It's also difficult to explain a restraining order from a nursing home.

Grendel · Post by **Grendel** » Mon Jul 10, 2023 5:35 pm

There was a picture of Helen Morten in a swimsuit that was Jack-worthy…

Chip Z'Hoy · Post by **Chip Z'Hoy** » Mon Jul 10, 2023 7:48 pm

VinnieVincentsVag wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 4:22 pm Funny story…..
Hanging out with friends, playing the game that you put the phone to your forehead and people give you clues to what is on the phone.
“Betty White” comes up.
I say “hot older woman” and everyone lost their shit.
Apparently, I’m now an old lady fucker now.
I’ve always been in to older women. The problem is, the older I get the older the mature women get.
16 into 20-30
26 into 30-40
36 into 40-50
Now at 57, it’s 60-70.

You watch Succession? I want to fuck Geri from Succession.

HueyRamone · Post by **HueyRamone** » Mon Jul 10, 2023 8:24 pm

Chip Z'Hoy wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 7:48 pm
VinnieVincentsVag wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 4:22 pm Funny story…..
Hanging out with friends, playing the game that you put the phone to your forehead and people give you clues to what is on the phone.
“Betty White” comes up.
I say “hot older woman” and everyone lost their shit.
Apparently, I’m now an old lady fucker now.
I’ve always been in to older women. The problem is, the older I get the older the mature women get.
16 into 20-30
26 into 30-40
36 into 40-50
Now at 57, it’s 60-70.

You watch Succession? I want to fuck Geri from Succession.

You disgusting slime puppy. You're a sick little boy. Go ahead and do it then. Chop chop.

DiamondDog · Post by **DiamondDog** » Tue Jul 11, 2023 1:48 am

Grendel wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 5:35 pm There was a picture of Helen Morten in a swimsuit that was Jack-worthy…

For anyone trying to top up their spank bank, try "Mirren" when you search.

cowpins · Post by **cowpins** » Tue Jul 11, 2023 3:35 am

VinnieVincentsVag wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 4:22 pm
cowpins wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 2:22 pm Gaz...you're in late 50's, right?
You know it.
Did u get my noodz?

I did. Tell Mrs. Gaz to have that mole looked at and send some of you next time.

Grendel · Post by **Grendel** » Tue Jul 11, 2023 4:06 am

DiamondDog wrote: ↑Tue Jul 11, 2023 1:48 am
Grendel wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 5:35 pm There was a picture of Helen Morten in a swimsuit that was Jack-worthy…
For anyone trying to top up their spank bank, try "Mirren" when you search.

D’oh!

Grendel · Post by **Grendel** » Tue Jul 11, 2023 7:14 am

DiamondDog wrote: ↑Tue Jul 11, 2023 1:48 am
Grendel wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 5:35 pm There was a picture of Helen Morten in a swimsuit that was Jack-worthy…
For anyone trying to top up their spank bank, try "Mirren" when you search.

D’oh!

dmbrocker · Post by **dmbrocker** » Tue Jul 11, 2023 8:20 am

Just watch Murder, She Wrote reruns and jack off to Angela Lansbury. That's my go-to, anyway.

TravisBicklesMohawk · Post by **TravisBicklesMohawk** » Wed Jul 12, 2023 1:00 pm

I'm female, so I don't jack anything, but damn, Kurt Russell is sweet and still gives me the feels.

Burt Reynolds too. Dude is smokin' hot at any age. And yes, I know he's dead.

keyofgee · Post by **keyofgee** » Wed Jul 12, 2023 1:48 pm

Jacking off might save u from
Prostate cancer.. so fire away.

Newsted's FU Money · Post by **Newsted's FU Money** » Wed Jul 12, 2023 8:23 pm

Susanna Hoffs. 64 years of age and still jack-worthy.

Love_Industry · Post by **Love_Industry** » Wed Jul 12, 2023 11:23 pm

DiamondDog wrote: ↑Tue Jul 11, 2023 1:48 am
Grendel wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 5:35 pm There was a picture of Helen Morten in a swimsuit that was Jack-worthy…
For anyone trying to top up their spank bank, try "Mirren" when you search.

Yelena Mironova, proving that not all ex-Soviet women become overweight frumpy babooshkas before 30. (Just 90% of them... )

exitflagger · Post by **exitflagger** » Thu Jul 13, 2023 7:08 am

Newsted's FU Money wrote: ↑Wed Jul 12, 2023 8:23 pm Susanna Hoffs. 64 years of age and still jack-worthy.

57. Yes, she has held up well but posting a 7 year old pic to show how youthful she currently looks is a little fake newsy.

mullet_head · Post by **mullet_head** » Thu Jul 13, 2023 8:34 am

The oldest?

Probably the girl from Stranger Things, Millie Bobby Brown.

mullet_head · Post by **mullet_head** » Thu Jul 13, 2023 8:35 am

Chilax, guys. I haven't done it since the first season.

Chip Z'Hoy · Post by **Chip Z'Hoy** » Thu Jul 13, 2023 9:01 am

keyofgee wrote: ↑Wed Jul 12, 2023 1:48 pm Jacking off might save u from
Prostate cancer.. so fire away.

That's what doctors want you to believe.

Do your own research.

VinnieVincentsVag · Post by **VinnieVincentsVag** » Thu Jul 13, 2023 9:35 am

Chip Z'Hoy wrote: ↑Thu Jul 13, 2023 9:01 am
keyofgee wrote: ↑Wed Jul 12, 2023 1:48 pm Jacking off might save u from
Prostate cancer.. so fire away.
That's what doctors want you to believe.

Do your own research.

Are you saying we shouldn’t follow Drs advice?

Newsted's FU Money · Post by **Newsted's FU Money** » Thu Jul 13, 2023 2:31 pm

exitflagger wrote: ↑Thu Jul 13, 2023 7:08 am
Newsted's FU Money wrote: ↑Wed Jul 12, 2023 8:23 pm Susanna Hoffs. 64 years of age and still jack-worthy.

57. Yes, she has held up well but posting a 7 year old pic to show how youthful she currently looks is a little fake newsy.

My bad.

I did an image search for "Susannah Hoffs 2023" and this came up. What are ya gonna do?

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