Best nickname you’ve ever heard

[ParaDime77]

There was a newer watering hole that opened up in my city a couple of years ago that my friends and I gradually became regular self. One of the cocktail servers work there consistently and after a while the interest level started picking up between us. A few weeks later I was telling a buddy of mine who also would stop in there from time to time about the server, he looks at me and says, you mean “the water fountain!?” - l was dumbfounded at first. Even explain to me how it was common knowledge that every time she had sex she would come guzzling like a uncontrollable water fountain. I never pursued anything after that here knowing that bit of truth. Disgusting.

What are some other great nicknames that you have heard?

[DiamondDog]

I assume "guzzling" = "gushing"? As in she was a squirter? So you called off the pursuit because she has an easily stimulated, sensitive g-spot? Wow.

[BernieTaupson]

Fatfat Fat Fatfat

[GreatWhiteSnake]

Sugar Tits...

[HueyRamone]

So, naming a chick who squirts, "The Water Fountain" is the best nickname you've ever heard?

I got one almost as good. There was this tall guy, really tall, and he was nicknamed "Stretch".

[DiamondDog]

So, naming a chick who squirts, "The Water Fountain" is the best nickname you've ever heard?

I got one almost as good. There was this tall guy, really tall, and he was nicknamed "Stretch".

[Turner Coates]

When I moved to Texas with a band, everyone took what they thought were "proper" Texas names. They added "Bob" to their names.
There was Joe Bob, Billy Bob, etc. The chick singer (Denise) decided to go with "D-Bob."

My high school principal's last name was Krumm. His daughter's nickname was "Cookie."

A friend's last name was Abeyta. We called him, "Master Abeyta."

[DiamondDog]

To the point of the thread, back in the day it was all the rage to call someone the "whatever"-inator, both because of The Terminator (duh) and American Pie (The Sherminator). Well, I knew a guy named Yuri, and well, let's just say he did not care for that particular trend.

[GreatWhiteSnake]

Also see Megatron...

[Kid-Wicked]

Arber Xhekaj of the montreal canadians is nicknamed "WIFI".

[Grendel]

Sizzle Chest

On the show Succession, there was a character high up in RoyCo named Lester,...it became a plot point relating to why internal documents and emails nicknamed him "Mo."

[Turner Coates]

A bass player named Don who constantly complained about everything:
Prima Donny

[Cindy Buzzedimisa]

Cami (party girl)= Scami

Donald (very tall and skinny)= Long Don

Layne= Fast Layne/Slow Layne

Bree (wore thong bikinis but didn't look good in them) Bree Cheese

And my school had their own version of The Buffalo Chicks:

Joella (Fat girl #1)= Joelephant

Kim ( fat girl #2)= Kimopotamus

Gina (fat girl #3= Ginasaurus

[GreatWhiteSnake]

Snake Stabler. Not Plissken or Sabo...

[dmbrocker]

NBA player Lafayette “Fat” Lever

[GreatWhiteSnake]

Any old bluesman with "Lightning" in his name...

[TooOldToCare]

Not best nicknames, but many people in my first wife's family were better known by their nicknames (mostly male, but not all):

Smokey (Jeff)
Little (Joe)
Big (Jim)
Turtle (Jerry)
Hots (James)
Peanuts (Kenneth)
Geez (Kate)
Sis (Patti)
Pudge (Jerry)
Bubba Leroy (Eric)
4cans (Greg)
BenWa (Benjamin)
Cowboy Bob or Casey (real name, Robert)

[BernieTaupson]

My friend Jimmy the Hat.

So named because he never wore a hat.

It’s cryptic n that.

[LeeRatbag]

There was a newer watering hole that opened up in my city a couple of years ago that my friends and I gradually became regular self. One of the cocktail servers work there consistently and after a while the interest level started picking up between us. A few weeks later I was telling a buddy of mine who also would stop in there from time to time about the server, he looks at me and says, you mean “the water fountain!?” - l was dumbfounded at first. Even explain to me how it was common knowledge that every time she had sex she would come guzzling like a uncontrollable water fountain. I never pursued anything after that here knowing that bit of truth. Disgusting.

What are some other great nicknames that you have heard?

Dude, you didn't pursue a girl cos she was a squirter? Fucking hell, you missed out.

[Danzig in the Dark]

There was a newer watering hole that opened up in my city a couple of years ago that my friends and I gradually became regular self. One of the cocktail servers work there consistently and after a while the interest level started picking up between us. A few weeks later I was telling a buddy of mine who also would stop in there from time to time about the server, he looks at me and says, you mean “the water fountain!?” - l was dumbfounded at first. Even explain to me how it was common knowledge that every time she had sex she would come guzzling like a uncontrollable water fountain. I never pursued anything after that here knowing that bit of truth. Disgusting.

What are some other great nicknames that you have heard?

Dude, you didn't pursue a girl cos she was a squirter? Fucking hell, you missed out.

Girls are icky.

[HueyRamone]

Snake Stabler. Not Plissken or Sabo...

A Walnut Creek legend!

[LeeRatbag]

There was a newer watering hole that opened up in my city a couple of years ago that my friends and I gradually became regular self. One of the cocktail servers work there consistently and after a while the interest level started picking up between us. A few weeks later I was telling a buddy of mine who also would stop in there from time to time about the server, he looks at me and says, you mean “the water fountain!?” - l was dumbfounded at first. Even explain to me how it was common knowledge that every time she had sex she would come guzzling like a uncontrollable water fountain. I never pursued anything after that here knowing that bit of truth. Disgusting.

What are some other great nicknames that you have heard?

Dude, you didn't pursue a girl cos she was a squirter? Fucking hell, you missed out.

Girls are icky.

The best ones are.

[cowpins]

The Fountain. She worked at a strip club on Miami.