What's your record number of craps in one day when not sick?
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What's your record number of craps in one day when not sick?
I eat decent most of the time, and I don't overeat. I've taken five legit shits today without being sick. Dinner last night was "breakfast for dinner," a typical meal. Must have been hiding some turds in there for a low-key Friday. WTF. Usually, I'm a once-a-day dude.
Edit: maybe it's a mind-over-matter thing when I have no urge to work today.
Edit: maybe it's a mind-over-matter thing when I have no urge to work today.
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Re: What's your record number of craps in one day when not sick?
Not at all, but he is kinda stealing your shtick, though at least he doesn’t make it his whole identity on here. Thanks for thinking of me, by the way.
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Re: What's your record number of craps in one day when not sick?
Low traffic so I’ll update. Today, zero. Not enough coffee this morning though I ate legit Mexican food last night with plenty of fire in the hole sauce (VH 3 reference).
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Re: What's your record number of craps in one day when not sick?
Given the consensus on it, an appropriate one.TooOldToCare wrote: ↑Sun Oct 29, 2023 7:05 pm Low traffic so I’ll update. Today, zero. Not enough coffee this morning though I ate legit Mexican food last night with plenty of fire in the hole sauce (VH 3 reference).
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Re: What's your record number of craps in one day when not sick?
Danzig in the Dark wrote: ↑Mon Oct 30, 2023 8:16 amGiven the consensus on it, an appropriate one.TooOldToCare wrote: ↑Sun Oct 29, 2023 7:05 pm Low traffic so I’ll update. Today, zero. Not enough coffee this morning though I ate legit Mexican food last night with plenty of fire in the hole sauce (VH 3 reference).
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Re: What's your record number of craps in one day when not sick?
I'm sure he's had more than fire in that hole.TooOldToCare wrote: ↑Mon Oct 30, 2023 8:25 amDanzig in the Dark wrote: ↑Mon Oct 30, 2023 8:16 amGiven the consensus on it, an appropriate one.TooOldToCare wrote: ↑Sun Oct 29, 2023 7:05 pm Low traffic so I’ll update. Today, zero. Not enough coffee this morning though I ate legit Mexican food last night with plenty of fire in the hole sauce (VH 3 reference).![]()
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Re: What's your record number of craps in one day when not sick?
I’ve had 5+ numerous times. Usually after eating Jack in the Box (tacos)And/or McDonalds for multiple meals in a row.
I don’t consider it a bad thing. I look at it as a cleanse.
May get some Jack in the Box tacos tonight!!!
I don’t consider it a bad thing. I look at it as a cleanse.
May get some Jack in the Box tacos tonight!!!
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Re: What's your record number of craps in one day when not sick?
Lotta other issues down there.
But 2 max
But 2 max
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Does the roid ever burst?
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Re: What's your record number of craps in one day when not sick?
Glad to see a thread about shitting scorecards from last year bumped. I'm leaving for Japan on Friday morning. I get vacation constipation, so taking the over/under on the number of days before I shit. I'll be there for eight days, so I'm going with a minimum of 3 shitless days. My last international trip in 2022, it was at least 4-5 days. I never feel stopped up or uncomfortable. I'm glad about that. I'll keep everyone posted, as I know it will weigh heavy on your minds.
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Re: What's your record number of craps in one day when not sick?
Had 3 dumps yesterday. Two before work!
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Re: What's your record number of craps in one day when not sick?
Record unknown.....I ate some nasty stuff in my youth.
Now....I shit each day between 830-900 am. Like clockwork. Nicely formed, evenly brown, healthy turds and logs.
Rinse and clean my bung with a spray from the bidet and start my day.
Now....I shit each day between 830-900 am. Like clockwork. Nicely formed, evenly brown, healthy turds and logs.
Rinse and clean my bung with a spray from the bidet and start my day.
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Re: What's your record number of craps in one day when not sick?
No clue what my record is but I took 3 today before noon. I've been loading up on psyllium husk recently and it will clear you out!
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Re: What's your record number of craps in one day when not sick?
Yep. Flights do that to me too. Went to Jamaica a year or two ago. Didn’t shit for 3 days! Then…holy shitTooOldToCare wrote: ↑Wed Aug 21, 2024 6:45 pm Glad to see a thread about shitting scorecards from last year bumped. I'm leaving for Japan on Friday morning. I get vacation constipation, so taking the over/under on the number of days before I shit. I'll be there for eight days, so I'm going with a minimum of 3 shitless days. My last international trip in 2022, it was at least 4-5 days. I never feel stopped up or uncomfortable. I'm glad about that. I'll keep everyone posted, as I know it will weigh heavy on your minds.
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Re: What's your record number of craps in one day when not sick?
Does colonoscopy prep count as being sick?
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Re: What's your record number of craps in one day when not sick?
No, that's like a wind-aided sprint or jump in the Olympics. The record is invalid.
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Re: What's your record number of craps in one day when not sick?
The other day it was 5-6 for me. But hey, I deserved it. I should not have gouged myself on a LOT of mexican food the other day for my only meal. Thank god I got a closet full of toilet paper.
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Still in Japan enjoying a fucking typhoon and 100+ heat indexes. Fuck this place. Not to mention my stepson was rushed to the hospital the morning of his wedding from severe dehydration and 9 hours of puking. Never again in this country.DemonFilth2001 wrote: ↑Tue Aug 27, 2024 2:16 pmYep. Flights do that to me too. Went to Jamaica a year or two ago. Didn’t shit for 3 days! Then…holy shitTooOldToCare wrote: ↑Wed Aug 21, 2024 6:45 pm Glad to see a thread about shitting scorecards from last year bumped. I'm leaving for Japan on Friday morning. I get vacation constipation, so taking the over/under on the number of days before I shit. I'll be there for eight days, so I'm going with a minimum of 3 shitless days. My last international trip in 2022, it was at least 4-5 days. I never feel stopped up or uncomfortable. I'm glad about that. I'll keep everyone posted, as I know it will weigh heavy on your minds.
Anyway, it took me 4-5 days to have a proper shit in my robotic toilet. Still haven't tried the bidet, Stevil. Not sure I will
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