I just got my penis caught in my zipper

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I just got my penis caught in my zipper

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No more zip up boots for me.

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I chuckled.
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I had to get the fire department to get my wiener out of a tree.
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I got my ascot 'n my dickie

And the situation's tricky
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exitflagger wrote: Mon Dec 25, 2023 8:22 am I got my ascot 'n my dickie

And the situation's tricky
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