Metal Sludge Gossip Board

I'm amazed at the useless shit people buy on impulse for the kitchen.

Even so, a few things are pure genius.

1. Those corn on the Cobb knobs you poke into the ears.

2. The cracked pepper rotary grinder (best flavor enhancer in history).

Seems to me the best shit was made a long time ago

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8vNHcux/

Toaster

Toaster oven
Air fryer

MattleyCrue wrote: ↑Mon Feb 05, 2024 7:15 pm Toaster

Yep.

Wonder what Sleek will say. And if he will finally post a picture of his kitchen!

Mattleycrue currently winning the kitchen battle.

DemonFilth2001 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 05, 2024 7:19 pm Air fryer

My daughter absolutely loves hers!

Chemex. Who knew coffee actually tasted good???

This:

https://www.amazon.com/Multi-functional ... gLrRPD_BwE

pieceofme wrote: ↑Mon Feb 05, 2024 8:20 pm

MattleyCrue wrote: ↑Mon Feb 05, 2024 7:15 pm Toaster

Yep.

Wonder what Sleek will say. And if he will finally post a picture of his kitchen!

Mattleycrue currently winning the kitchen battle.

I've actually been on a quest for a new toaster after my old one died last month.

I got one at Target that was in a sealed box because I was like: "It's a fucking toaster. It will be fine."

So I get the fucking thing home and hooked up, and the slots are just SO fucking short that I can't fit my regular Trader Joe's Sourdough Sandwich bread in them, much less the more oblong French Loaf I like.

So I looked and looked for this simple fucking thing, a two-slice toaster with extra long slots and NO buttons, settings or smart functions ~just a knob or slider for how dark you want your toast.

.....annnnnnnnd, the world is just like: "FUCK YOU. YOU WANT TO MAKE TOAST, YOU GOTTA HAVE AT LEAST THREE FUCKING BUTTONS. ALSO, YOU *MIGHT* BE ABLE TO FIND SOMETHING WITHOUT BUTTONS AND SHIT, BUT THEN YOU GET SHORT SLOTS BECAUSE FUCK YOU. WE WILL, HOWEVER, MAKE THOSE SLOTS EXTRA WIDE, AND ONE OF THE BUTTONS YOU DON'T WANT WILL SAY: "bagel" WHICH IS THE ONLY FUCKING SIZE THING THAT WILL FIT IN A SLOT THIS SHORT ANYWAY. ALSO: FUCK YOU".

I briefly even looked at vintage toasters because the old ones are wayyyyyyyyy better built, but decided I didn't want to fuck with 40 year old heating elements and electro magnets.

I admitted defeat earlier today and ordered one off Ebay. Two extra long slots...and three fucking buttons.

I mean, what kind of fucking douchebag wants this shit?????




Fucks shit up for the rest of us sane, rational people who just want to MAKE FUCKING TOAST AND NOT HAVE EXTRA BULLSHIT THAT IS GOING TO GO BAD IN A MONTH AND MAKE IT SO THE TOASTER IS STUCK IN FUCKING DEFROST MODE OR SOME SHIT.

automatic cup dispenser

I don’t own a toaster- I’ve never bought one
Trader Joe’s bread is da bomb . My favorite part of the store

The fork or maybe the knife. Possibly the spoon? idk...

Wife and or girlfriend.

can opener...d.m.

Ugh.

Can we all just agree that it is the HUTZLER 571 Banana slicer????



I mean, have you seen the reviews on this thing?????

Like seriously, they are worth looking up.

https://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-3571-571 ... op?ie=UTF8

Microwave comes in pretty handy

Microwave flipping brilliant.

But who designed the center dish locator notch that NEVER centers the dish