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Jelly Roll on WWE tonight

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He's gonna perform his new single at Summer Slam
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The Bloodline should attract him
Beat the crap out of him- power bomb his dumbass through Spanish announce table. Take his dumbass on stretcher . Ride away in the ambulance..showing Kane as the driver

The we get Liv vs Rhea next
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I wonder if Jelly Roll is a true fan. Pete Rose took a tombstone and I'm sure they paid him much less.
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LAglamrocker wrote: Sat Aug 03, 2024 2:22 pm The Bloodline should attract him
Beat the crap out of him- power bomb his dumbass through Spanish announce table. Take his dumbass on stretcher . Ride away in the ambulance..showing Kane as the driver

The we get Liv vs Rhea next
I agree!
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Favorite part of SummerSlam when the Fatass JellyRoll needed help to get up from the ropes!
Dude eats for free at Heart Attack Grill in Vegas!!!
His music sucks so does his “wrestling “
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Wolfie should do a song with Jelly Roll. He'll look like the thin one.
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Doesn’t Shaq own like 150 Fatburgers?
Wolfie and JellyRoll should be the face of the place

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Jelly Roll was a horrendous choice of music for a marquee WWE event. His live performance was flat as a pancake in front of the Cleveland crowd. Not to mention Roll getting in the ring during a tag team segment and so being morbidly obsess he can barely move.
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WWE should have dressed him like Akeem

pancake..yea like 200 of them before his BIG moment
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Jelly Roll is playing at the Iowa State Fair grandstand Saturday August 10th...tickets sold out in 35 minutes! :shock:

Don't understand the appeal of this guy.
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You get to see an actual circus freak
Pretending he is Kid Rock
Walmart Monster made it BIG..Walmart people have hero
I like how he thinks his wife is super hot! Well maybe for him she clearly was/is crack whore

I’m glad he got his fame and money- makes my life better
He should definitely dress like WWF legend Earthquake
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The white King Mabel.
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He was popular amongst the Juggalo crowd for a while. Guess this is a step up for him.
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LAglamrocker wrote: Sun Aug 04, 2024 7:25 pm You get to see an actual circus freak
Pretending he is Kid Rock
Walmart Monster made it BIG..Walmart people have hero
I like how he thinks his wife is super hot! Well maybe for him she clearly was/is crack whore

I’m glad he got his fame and money- makes my life better
He should definitely dress like WWF legend Earthquake
I was thinking he could be Bastion Booger
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St_Augustines_Pears wrote: Sun Aug 04, 2024 7:09 pm Jelly Roll is playing at the Iowa State Fair grandstand Saturday August 10th...tickets sold out in 35 minutes! :shock:

Don't understand the appeal of this guy.
writes good tunes, has a hell of a story, married a smoking hot escort with a story, and both of them are very likeable.
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Rocker4Real wrote: Sat Aug 03, 2024 2:48 pm I wonder if Jelly Roll is a true fan. Pete Rose took a tombstone and I'm sure they paid him much less.
Well, Pete Rose demanded to be paid in cash.
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WWE should bring back Big John Studd BodySlam Challenge at Bash In Berlin

Jellyrole stands in the ring and offers 100,000$ for anyone that can take Jellyrole BodySlam Challenge
He could do this at every pay per view- then at WrestleMania ..Real American music hits and Hulk slams Jellyrole
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