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Red Bull is the GOAT and we should all be drinking it
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Other than putting you at risk for anxiety, depression, diarrhea, hallucinations, headaches, mood swings, nausea, tachycardia, stroke, tooth decay, and weight gain, I see no reason not to consume it.
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Yeah and doesn't it also rot the stomach?Ham Stroker's Ejacula wrote: ↑Tue Mar 18, 2025 5:10 am Other than putting you at risk for anxiety, depression, diarrhea, hallucinations, headaches, mood swings, nausea, tachycardia, stroke, tooth decay, and weight gain, I see no reason not to consume it.
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I've never had red bull or any other energy drink. Based on HSE's side-effect assessment, i will forever abstain from consuming RB and similar beverages.
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Stay away from this garbage. Absolute hell on your organs long term.
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The closest I've ever gotten to consuming an energy drink is SoBe drinks in the mid 2000's. They tasted fine at the time, but they sometimes gave me the runs. I think they've been discontinued, anyway.

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I hate Red Bull Racing & Helmet Marko so much I drink Monster out of sheer spite, and I don't even like energy drinks lol

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Only with vodka for me.
Why is everybody else such a pussy about energy drinks? The "new school" ones are sugar free, have 10 calories or less, electrolytes, and fuck, even the Celsius drinks increase your metabolism and burn body fat! C4, Prime, Celsius, and on and on and on.
I just love the taste of them -- so many amazing flavors. Once upon a time, I drank a lot of pop, which is way worse than energy drinks, and now energy drinks are loaded with B-vitamins and other nutrients that you don't get in your Pepsi or Mountain Dew.
I'm sure if I went without one for a few days, I'd probably get a headache from no caffeine like a daily coffee drinker, but they make me feel so good... and so RELAXED.
I'm ass-backwards when it comes to energy drinks. I can drink one before I go to sleep and sleep just fine.
My first energy drink was Red Bull back in college, and as they evolved and came out with different brands and new flavors, I'd give them all a try. I joke with people that since I NEVER get sick, maybe THEY should start drinking energy drinks.
I've been drinking them for over 20 years now (sometimes 4-5 per day), and I'm healthier than anybody else I know at my age. Part of that is probably lack of stress as well, and some of you get a little too worked up by things on here that something like an energy drink could exacerbate, but fuck off with your weak little tummies.




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Re: Red Bull is the GOAT and we should all be drinking it
100%Nate S Axel wrote: ↑Thu Mar 20, 2025 2:29 pm Why is everybody else such a pussy about energy drinks? The "new school" ones are sugar free, have 10 calories or less, electrolytes, and fuck, even the Celsius drinks increase your metabolism and burn body fat! C4, Prime, Celsius, and on and on and on.
I just love the taste of them -- so many amazing flavors. Once upon a time, I drank a lot of pop, which is way worse than energy drinks, and now energy drinks are loaded with B-vitamins and other nutrients that you don't get in your Pepsi or Mountain Dew.
I'm sure if I went without one for a few days, I'd probably get a headache from no caffeine like a daily coffee drinker, but they make me feel so good... and so RELAXED.
I'm ass-backwards when it comes to energy drinks. I can drink one before I go to sleep and sleep just fine.
My first energy drink was Red Bull back in college, and as they evolved and came out with different brands and new flavors, I'd give them all a try. I joke with people that since I NEVER get sick, maybe THEY should start drinking energy drinks.
I've been drinking them for over 20 years now (sometimes 4-5 per day), and I'm healthier than anybody else I know at my age. Part of that is probably lack of stress as well, and some of you get a little too worked up by things on here that something like an energy drink could exacerbate, but fuck off with your weak little tummies.![]()
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IMO, Red Bull is easily the worst energy drink out there.
Celsius? I drink 2 a day. Good stuff. Perfect amount of caffeine. Healthy drink.
Celsius? I drink 2 a day. Good stuff. Perfect amount of caffeine. Healthy drink.
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Wow, I had no idea there were healthy, or a least healthyish energy drinks out there. I stopped drinking Red Bulls a couple weeks ago because of my blood pressure. I'll have to look into some of the ones mentioned here. Thanks.
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I love my Prime and C4, but there are probably 30 flavors of Celsius, with B-vitamins and zero sugar, so you’re sure to find a good one.Charles Bukaki wrote: ↑Sat Apr 05, 2025 11:19 am Wow, I had no idea there were healthy, or a least healthyish energy drinks out there. I stopped drinking Red Bulls a couple weeks ago because of my blood pressure. I'll have to look into some of the ones mentioned here. Thanks.
Celsius increases your metabolism and burns freakin’ body fat and I’m over here just liking the flavors.
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Only 1 a day for me but other than that... 110%gtshark1 wrote: ↑Sat Mar 22, 2025 7:21 pm100%Nate S Axel wrote: ↑Thu Mar 20, 2025 2:29 pm Why is everybody else such a pussy about energy drinks? The "new school" ones are sugar free, have 10 calories or less, electrolytes, and fuck, even the Celsius drinks increase your metabolism and burn body fat! C4, Prime, Celsius, and on and on and on.
I just love the taste of them -- so many amazing flavors. Once upon a time, I drank a lot of pop, which is way worse than energy drinks, and now energy drinks are loaded with B-vitamins and other nutrients that you don't get in your Pepsi or Mountain Dew.
I'm sure if I went without one for a few days, I'd probably get a headache from no caffeine like a daily coffee drinker, but they make me feel so good... and so RELAXED.
I'm ass-backwards when it comes to energy drinks. I can drink one before I go to sleep and sleep just fine.
My first energy drink was Red Bull back in college, and as they evolved and came out with different brands and new flavors, I'd give them all a try. I joke with people that since I NEVER get sick, maybe THEY should start drinking energy drinks.
I've been drinking them for over 20 years now (sometimes 4-5 per day), and I'm healthier than anybody else I know at my age. Part of that is probably lack of stress as well, and some of you get a little too worked up by things on here that something like an energy drink could exacerbate, but fuck off with your weak little tummies.![]()
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Too bad they have such little caffeineTravisBicklesMohawk wrote: ↑Fri May 02, 2025 6:10 am New Flavor Update - White Peach . . . so good!!!![]()
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I would never drink any energy drink straight. But I used to mix vodka and diet Rockstar back in the day. I'm mostly just a wino now. 
Years ago, when my tween daughter was a young skater, Stevie sent her videos to Monster, and they sponsored her immediately.
They sent 10 cases of that shit to my house every month for the next 3 years!
I swear I could smell that nasty shit through the boxes and the cans!
She was a budding entrepreneur though. She'd take all that to the skatepark and sell it.

Years ago, when my tween daughter was a young skater, Stevie sent her videos to Monster, and they sponsored her immediately.
They sent 10 cases of that shit to my house every month for the next 3 years!
I swear I could smell that nasty shit through the boxes and the cans!
She was a budding entrepreneur though. She'd take all that to the skatepark and sell it.
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Metal Sludge wrote: ↑Sun May 04, 2025 6:33 pm I would never drink any energy drink straight. But I used to mix vodka and diet Rockstar back in the day. I'm mostly just a wino now.
Years ago, when my tween daughter was a young skater, Stevie sent her videos to Monster, and they sponsored her immediately.
They sent 10 cases of that shit to my house every month for the next 3 years!
I swear I could smell that nasty shit through the boxes and the cans!
She was a budding entrepreneur though. She'd take all that to the skatepark and sell it.
Agree RED BULL is the best, and it's all I buy now!
""""""""They sent 10 cases of that shit to my house every month for the next 3 years!""""""""""""""
Right... crazy how much stuff they would give me, VoJ, your daughter, etc...
I would go to their warehouse, and literally fill my Explorer, to the point the vehicle sat low on the drive home... 20-25+ cases!
The good part is, they were manufactured by HANSEN Beverage Company, who also had Water, Kids Juice Boxes, and other 'NON Monster' product.
Also, over time, they introduced a grip of expanded flavors and various drinks beyond the Energy stuff... all the various Coffee blends, Protein Drinks, and more.
Honestly, I was never a huge fan of their basic MONSTER, I liked Red Bull and some others better in the way of taste... but I could not say No to all the Free endless >name it here< and of course... the sponsorship $$$$$ was awesome!
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