Hair metal is cool and BernieTaupson is michelish/PurpleIdiot

[Chip Z'Hoy]

Not getting sentimental, you guys are still all jabronis, but if I seem a little nicer these days it's because I realized the people here are generally pretty cool and we all have this really specific thing in common and... we're getting up there. A lot of dead soldiers underneath these grounds.

Also, my gf is 4 years younger than me so to her, Bret Michaels is the guy from Rock of Love. If I told her how funny it was when he had a brain hemorrhage, she would look at me like I was a total monster. She would say "That poor man." "But honey, he's wearing a bandana in the photo!" I would get a DIVORCE, and I don't want a DIVORCE, okay?

[Chip Z'Hoy]

I think what triggered this (TRIGGERED, BRO!!) is the thread on the Hatas Board (blast from the past, that whole board!) and in the Catpants thread, I saw Soichi's name and was like "Holy shit. That guy was awesome." Some dude in Japan, I think he was like a rich businessman, and some hayseed in Iowa talking about WARRANT.

I sound like a commercial for AOL but it really was cool!

Look at it this way: Put me in a room with a garden variety Trumper from here, tell us to talk about Trump for an hour, we're walking out that room lifelong enemies. Tell us to spend that same hour goofing on Kiss? Lifelong friends is a stretch but we'd have a good time at least.

ETA: Misuse of "lifelong," I think. "Spend My Life" by Slaughter is on. I gotta go to bed.

[Chip Z'Hoy]

Suck a cock, meathead.

What's your deal, exactly? PurpleIdiot, right? I made fun of you 15 years ago, apologized because you freaked out and ran off, and now you keep making/borrowing usernames to take random shots every time I post. I blocked you because I'm not interested in engaging with people too cowardly to admit their previous posting history. You have my entire posting history to work off; I have none of yours. So I get the strategy. It's pussy shit, but I get it.

Like, are you nuts or something? Do I need to be worried about my safety? 15 years!!!! If I fucked your bleeding pussy instead of goofing on you, our kid would be getting a drivers permit. That's how LONG it's been.

Pushing 60, right? And a fat guy? YOUR HEART IS GOING TO EXPLODE. Is this going to be the last thing you do in the world? Creepy crawling with bad-wordplay nyms and obsessing over randos over the course of 3 U.S. Presidents?

[Chip Z'Hoy]

Now this angry fat guy that does nothing all day but go back and forth between here and his rock 'n' roll Facebook groups is going to have a heart attack and everyone's going to call me a murderer. When it was really the Covid vaccine.

CLASSIC SLUDGE, BOYS

[LAglamrocker]

Sludge funeral is always a good laugh
Sweet F.A. glad I grew up in that era
Generation before and after complete garbage
Even in 2025 I still have Sweet F.A. life everyday
Be fun to die on my boogie board in the ocean maybe today..oh well

[Chip Z'Hoy]

Sludge funeral is always a good laugh
Sweet F.A. glad I grew up in that era
Generation before and after complete garbage
Even in 2025 I still have Sweet F.A. life everyday
Be fun to die on my boogie board in the ocean maybe today..oh well

Whose funeral? I ate an inadvisable dosage of THC and felt like saying most of the people here are pretty cool and a guy in a sleeveless Pantera shirt wanted to kiss and do hand stuff.

It’s still a Sweet F.A. life, for us all.

[LAglamrocker]

Everyone funeral is good laugh
It’s like WWE roster everyone is replaceable
Just look at Jacob Fatu he is awesome..he had
to take someone’s spot
Solo has new backup..Fatu is confused. Nobody is thinking about Strowman now..see how it works

Sweet F.A. life is the best ..no reason to be on Baywach tv show rather have Baywatch life

[Chip Z'Hoy]

Nope.

SO WHAT WERE THE FORMER USERNAMES?

Gosh, this is the first time a Guy Incognito gave me a "Nope. Not me." Not at all Classic Guy Incognito Behavior.

Guess it'll just have to be your cross to bear. Downside of showing up EXACTLY when "michelish" decided to retire his borrowed/stolen username and posting exactly like him.

You'll just have to be PurpleIdiot. Not you? Get a more original schtick next time.

Could be that Purp posted 1000 times a day, stopped cold turkey, and then you showed up to post 1000 times a day. These are possibilities. Don't care!

[Chip Z'Hoy]

Pro-tip: Next username, don't do such bad wordplay you have to make up something like "Taupson." When it's Googled you find stuff like this.



Actually I'm starting to put the pieces together here, I don't really keep up.



YOU DO THIS AT KISSFAQ TOO?

How many forums do you troll on all day? Holy fuck! If you put this energy into something that generates profit, you might be a lot less miserable.

That last nym intrigues me. "SteveRachel." Can you tell us about that? Might explain a little why the michelish nym's been deleted entirely. You get into it with Stevie and want to lay low? Kind of funny since you emailed him with a "customer complaint" about me back in the day.

[Turner Coates]

Not getting sentimental, you guys are still all jabronis, but if I seem a little nicer these days it's because I realized the people here are generally pretty cool and we all have this really specific thing in common and...

[Chip Z'Hoy]

Okay, Purp, if you're about to move onto the next username, let me leave you with some advice:

- Don't post anything you wouldn't say under your full legal name. A cursory look at the internet should tell you that NO ONE is anonymous, if someone wants to find out who you are and fuck with you, they will. People are losing their jobs every day over dumb shit they say online. You don't seem like employment is really your jam, and maybe you don't have anyone you care about, but if it's become such a problem for you that this degree of secrecy is required for you to continue, possibly rethink your course.

- It's more fun to just hang out and bullshit. These bands are dying off by the day, and we're all getting older. Maybe retire being a 60 year old troll and be chill. You and I--we both like Kiss, we both like Van Halen. I lived in your home state for almost a decade. In any other circumstance, we'd probably be friendly. (Still think your thrash band was awesome!) Which brings me to my next point...

- I've said it a million times but in case I was vague or unclear: This shit is easy and should be beneath you. It is beyond easy to upset someone on the internet. It's become so easy that being good at it is like boasting about taking a deep breath. It is a pathetic source of pride. Me being King Troll in 2009 or whenever was some of the most loser shit I've ever engaged in. Enjoy the crown, I guess.

[Chip Z'Hoy]

Why did you lie? Are you scared of Stevie?

If so, have you ever considered not fucking with him across the internet? "SteveRachel" kinda gives away who's doing these stalker nyms to get under his skin.

[Chip Z'Hoy]

Why did you lie? Are you scared of Stevie?

I didn’t lie. I’m not that KLOWN guy. You’re basing your entire “takedown” on what Dipshit Dennis said on the FAQ. I’m not the KLOWN guy.

"That Klown guy" like you don't know who he is. You're a KissFAQ freak, you've been on Sludge for years, and you've been called michelish/PurpleIdiot numerous times, not just by me.

But he's "that Klown guy."

It's you! It's obviously you.

Look, you're not the first person to do this routine, there have been HUNDREDS over the years. Same tells--it's always "Who? Huh? I know of no such man!"

[Chip Z'Hoy]

Ok.

So if everyone here called you by PurpleIdiot's real name--same thing I did in 2011 that inspired "him" to email Stevie and cry--you'd be totally fine with that. Same as if someone called you Gar Samuelson. Not your name, who gives a shit.

I'm not going to, that's not a game I'm interested in, but if that became a thing here, you wouldn't run away and register another nym?

[Chip Z'Hoy]

I’m still waiting to hear about all these accounts created specifically to troll you on here.

I never said that. You're definitely doing it to Stevie though, on several boards.

What I said was that you run away and register a new nym every time you start to get treated like you treat everyone else. Then you got 20 years of posting history to attack people with and a clean slate for yourself. Again, pussy shit.

You do it a lot, did you think no one would notice?

[Chip Z'Hoy]

Ok.

As I said before - I’m not the guy you think I am.

There seems to be a miscommunication. Here's what you're not getting:

I don't care if I'm wrong.

I'm extremely confident I'm not but if I am, I don't care.

Anyway, if anyone's reading this that's getting shit for stalker nyms that aren't theirs, it's PurpleIdiot. "Mystery" solved.

[Hatchets Molly]

This is better than Love Island.

[Chip Z'Hoy]

This is better than Love Island.

Nothing is better than Love Island.

I just read over on another board that a couple people were falsely accused of these nyms so for their benefit, I'm just saying it's been PurpleIdiot this entire time. He's probably behind all of them.

Look at Taupson's posting history. You think he doesn't have the time?

Just don't think it's fair that other people have been getting headaches over his dumb shit.

And he's too chickenshit to say "Nah, it's not them, don't hassle them over it." What a dick!

[LAglamrocker]

Papa Shango and The Godfather are 2 different people- I’m not understanding this confusion

One Man Gang pinned Akeem

[Chip Z'Hoy]

Papa Shango and The Godfather are 2 different people- I’m not understanding this confusion

One Man Gang pinned Akeem

Did you see Sabu died? Pour a little of that milkshake out for Sabu tonight.

Heroes die young. The Beez taught us that.

[LAglamrocker]

I already did that ..had my Blueberry milkshake - thinking of Sabu
I also saw girl pro beach volleyball ass for 2 days
#RIPSabu

AEW is garbage 0/10
ECW was awesome 10/10
TNA don’t get it 3/10

I saw this “fake “ Diesel and Razor live growing up
Seemed like real dudes- I was ringside

[Nate S Axel]

YOU DO THIS AT KISSFAQ TOO?

Makes sense now that you mention it. Who the hell would waste that much time summarizing a fucking Gene Simmons solo concert?

So damn sad. Going to the concert AND typing a novel about it. Even HMZ wasn't THAT bored.

Start calling everything yacht rock to give him an aneurysm.

(And RIP to that Jap bastard Soichi. A lot of good times back in the day at Sludge events.)

[Chip Z'Hoy]

Yes, ask me about the username I catch shit for literally every time I log in and have admitted to FROM DAY ONE. Your source is really up to speed on shit.

I love when you weirdos get together and trade this bizarre fan-fic. No one's LAWYERS were involved, give me a break. What an exciting fantasy world you people live in.

I said a bunch of fucked up shit to a guy, he got mad. That's what happened. It escalated to absurd proportions, of course. Everyone saw that; this is not secret info.

I'm sure we were both trying to psyche each other out with cop/lawyer shit but it was pure nonsense and anyone that's not a moron saw that for what it was.

Your little Deep Throat didn't give you a scoop, genius. Half of it is shit I've been saying IN THIS THREAD, you illiterate.

Completely the kind of guy you would be happy to hear was murdered.

Why?

Because I made fun of some fragile-ass GROWN MEN on a hair metal message board where most EVERYONE was busting each other's balls?

What's the difference between what I did then and what you do now? Do you think YOU deserve to be murdered as well?

Look at what you just posted. You got a PM from a nutjob and posted it like it was damning evidence against me and not something that speaks VOLUMES about how straight-up nutso you are.

[Chip Z'Hoy]

Also, tell us the truth: You wrote that. You didn't get a PM from anyone.

Do you think it's a good idea to tell someone who knows your real name that you daydream about murdering them?

Dude, you are out to lunch. Seek mental health treatment, I'm dead serious. You're going to end up in jail or shooting up a Walmart.

Do you want your family to see their name in the paper because you couldn't get over something some asshole said on a hair metal board in 2011?

[Chip Z'Hoy]

Ok.

I note that everyone else is nuts and you’re not.

Answer this last question: Do you think this is sane behavior that you're engaging in?

According to you, you're friends with people so eaten up over a message board they want to see people killed. You don't think that's nuts.

You don't think what you just posted is completely nuts.

Is that correct?

[Chip Z'Hoy]

It’s posted publicly on another board, meathead. I didn’t write it. Nice detective work!

You have dozens of nyms all over the internet. What are you talking about?

You are straight up psychotic. Like, no hyperbole. You're a fucking nutjob and Stevie should be concerned.

[LAglamrocker]

3 Faces Of Foley..big fan
Not sure how you could pick a winner - all 3 legendary fun
Mankind- Gold medal
Dude Love- Silver medal
Cactus Jack- Bronze medal

Kane is 10+
That mayor Kane not so much of fan 2/10

[Chip Z'Hoy]

My last contribution to the thread, since you keep mentioning it :

After I posted what that guy said about you I thought the part about you being the sort of guy no one would miss if something happened to you was too much and I went back and took that part out. I regret posting it, that’s a little too extreme. You replied and quoted before I took it out.

Have a great day meathead.

How many times you going to tell me goodnight, psycho?

If anyone else is being stalked by this guy, PM me and I'll tell you what I know. Now that he brought us into "Completely the type of guy you'd love to see murdered," we should probably start comparing notes.

Dude, you turned this into a safety issue. All anyone's trying to do is break balls. Sorry if Deathcurse hurt your feelings. I said some mean shit and I regret it. I stand by that being loser shit. How you think I'm trying to manipulate you or anyone else by owning up to my mistakes and calling myself a loser is anyone's guess but you're mentally ill and I get that the concept of remorse is foreign to you.

And I'm not just saying that because you're obviously a sicko. I've been saying it for years now. All that shit was lame as fuck. (My posting, not anyone else's. A lot of really funny people here that did it right.)

I know nothing I'm saying is getting through because you're equal parts dumb and crazy but really look at yourself and how you spend your time. Also start reading the news. This shit's everywhere now, it's not 2011 anymore. Do you have kids? Don't let them read in the paper that their old man can't handle the internet. Just saying. Now that you've moved into killing people as a topic of convo, I think you should engage in some serious self-reflection.

[Fat_Elvis]

For what it's worth, I find both Chip and Bernie entertaining posters.

[Chip Z'Hoy]

After I posted what that guy said about you

Also, "that guy." Like "that guy from Klown"? Everyone's "that guy." Who posted that? How do you know it was a guy and not, say, nycrue? She said shit like that all the time.

It was you, Purp. You wrote that. It's not "detective work." It's what you've been doing for years!

I strongly recommend you chill. Let it go. All I can do is apologize. I misjudged those situations greatly. I thought I was being funny; I thought you guys had thick skin. I didn't think I was that mean.

But I was. Honest to God, I wish I spent those years telling people their tunes were awesome and trading Guns N' Roses rumors. But it is what it is, all I can do is try to be nicer.

I tried really hard with you in particular. I thought I crossed the line with you. So I'd be cool to you instead of breaking your balls--I thought those songs you posted were really cool. Didn't matter. You're eaten up. You're definitely gone.

Get over it. The apologies don't work so just get the fuck over it. Move on. All shit from 14-20 years ago. Get on with your life, man.