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Gwyneth Paltrow If You Don't Like My Vagina

Posted: Mon May 19, 2025 4:13 am
by LSD69
Did anyone ever buy one of these candles :?:

Did it really smell like a snatch :?:


https://www.tmz.com/2025/05/18/gwyneth- ... -yourself/

Re: Gwyneth Paltrow If You Don't Like My Vagina

Posted: Mon May 19, 2025 5:33 am
by Hatchets Molly
From AI:

Gwyneth Paltrow's "This Smells Like My Vagina" candle doesn't actually smell like a vagina. According to Paltrow, it was meant to be a feminist statement, not a literal fragrance representation. The candle is a blend of geranium, bergamot, and cedar absolutes, juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed.

Re: Gwyneth Paltrow If You Don't Like My Vagina

Posted: Mon May 19, 2025 8:11 am
by Danzig in the Dark
Hatchets Molly wrote: Mon May 19, 2025 5:33 am From AI:

Gwyneth Paltrow's "This Smells Like My Vagina" candle doesn't actually smell like a vagina. According to Paltrow, it was meant to be a feminist statement, not a literal fragrance representation. The candle is a blend of geranium, bergamot, and cedar absolutes, juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed.
Who is this 'Al' guy? Is it the same Al who is stealing everyone's jobs now that we chased all the Mexicans away?

Re: Gwyneth Paltrow If You Don't Like My Vagina

Posted: Mon May 19, 2025 8:14 am
by Hatchets Molly
Danzig in the Dark wrote: Mon May 19, 2025 8:11 am
Hatchets Molly wrote: Mon May 19, 2025 5:33 am From AI:

Gwyneth Paltrow's "This Smells Like My Vagina" candle doesn't actually smell like a vagina. According to Paltrow, it was meant to be a feminist statement, not a literal fragrance representation. The candle is a blend of geranium, bergamot, and cedar absolutes, juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed.
Who is this 'Al' guy? Is it the same Al who is stealing everyone's jobs now that we chased all the Mexicans away?
Yes. That one. :D He said not to fall for this scam unless there is a guarantee of "aromatic tuna" on the candle.

Re: Gwyneth Paltrow If You Don't Like My Vagina

Posted: Tue May 20, 2025 4:33 am
by killeverything
There was a solid seabass joke made here about Gwyneth's Vagina Candle a while back.

Re: Gwyneth Paltrow If You Don't Like My Vagina

Posted: Tue May 20, 2025 4:38 am
by Hatchets Molly
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