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What would you buy if you had MMB?
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2025 2:56 am
by cowpins
What would you buy if you had "Mattley Money Bitches"? I'd go with a bigger boat that could get me to the Bahamas, and yes, I'd call it, "Mattley Money Bitches".
Re: What would you buy if you had MMB?
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2025 3:50 am
by LAglamrocker
Jacob Fatu red hoodie
Jey Uso gold Yeet shades
Ghost ticket for Las Vegas stop
100$ gift card for Long John Silvers
Kik Tracee No Rules tour shirt
Re: What would you buy if you had MMB?
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2025 4:53 am
by lemmyswart2
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Re: What would you buy if you had MMB?
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2025 4:55 am
by lemmyswart2
lemmyswart2 wrote: ↑Wed Jun 04, 2025 4:53 am
My wife has 4 lawsuits. The first one settled for 20 million. We have not got paid yet. We plan on buying a high end class a motorcoach like a liberty or marathon. Ad a atc or featherlite 26' stacker trailer and will travel.
Pay off all our daughter and son in laws house and bills. Buy a nice home in a class a motorcoach community. Invest in gold and realestate. The stacker will haul our car. I talked to Mark Worman at Graveyard cars about building a replica of the 71 cuda from the first Phantasm film. Then I can cosplay Jody or Reggie and my wife as Morticia Addams as she naturally looks just like her. Thin, long black hair and big tits. We are 55 so the right age to do just whatever the fuck we want.
Re: What would you buy if you had MMB?
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2025 6:20 am
by MattleyCrue
3 items on my wish list
Chrome Hearts leather jacket
Chrome Hearts leather pants (the same pair Slash wears on stage)
Rolex Submariner
These are all manageable. Probably around $25K for all
Re: What would you buy if you had MMB?
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2025 1:48 pm
by HueyRamone
I would be able to keep my heavy metal band, named after my last name, on the road, and not have to quit it because it costed too much money.
Re: What would you buy if you had MMB?
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2025 2:25 pm
by dmbrocker
Duh. A thousand vintage Beau Nasty shirts. If I’m gonna have mad Mattley money I’m gonna make some mad Mattley purchases.
Re: What would you buy if you had MMB?
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2025 2:34 pm
by MattleyCrue
dmbrocker wrote: ↑Wed Jun 04, 2025 2:25 pm
Duh. A thousand vintage Beau Nasty shirts. If I’m gonna have mad Mattley money I’m gonna make some mad Mattley purchases.
I don’t know if a thousand exist! It took me years to find an original lol
Re: What would you buy if you had MMB?
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2025 3:07 pm
by VinnieVincentsVag
English Leather, a pocket knife and a Mustang.
I could be a Socs.
Re: What would you buy if you had MMB?
Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2025 6:45 am
by Hatchets Molly
I'd just retire with a giant FUCK OFF to almost everyone I work with.
Re: What would you buy if you had MMB?
Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2025 8:08 am
by eddie lee roth
1932 Ford 5-window coupe just like the one in American Graffiti.
Re: What would you buy if you had MMB?
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2025 1:08 am
by Love_Industry
Champagne, cocaine and a lifetime stay in a luxury hotel. Fuck home ownership.
Re: What would you buy if you had MMB?
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2025 6:50 am
by TravisBicklesMohawk
A house in Disney World. They do exist . . .
https://www.disneygoldenoak.com/
Re: What would you buy if you had MMB?
Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2025 4:37 am
by Hatchets Molly
Re: What would you buy if you had MMB?
Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2025 9:35 am
by Nate S Axel
Re: What would you buy if you had MMB?
Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2025 9:44 am
by Hatchets Molly
If I recall, THAT conversation is about jerking it. I'll take the two chicks of 2+ jerks/day.
Re: What would you buy if you had MMB?
Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2025 9:47 am
by Nate S Axel
Hatchets Molly wrote: ↑Mon Jun 09, 2025 9:44 am
If I recall, THAT conversation is about jerking it. I'll take the two chicks of 2+ jerks/day.
Used strictly for the sentence. I could have typed it myself, but the GIF is more fun.
You need your own HAREM! I guarantee Mazda Mattley has one.
Re: What would you buy if you had MMB?
Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2025 9:50 am
by Hatchets Molly
Nate S Axel wrote: ↑Mon Jun 09, 2025 9:47 am
Hatchets Molly wrote: ↑Mon Jun 09, 2025 9:44 am
If I recall, THAT conversation is about jerking it. I'll take the two chicks of 2+ jerks/day.
Used strictly for the sentence. I could have typed it myself, but the GIF is more fun.
You need your own HAREM! I guarantee Mazda Mattley has one.
Of course, he would. Car salespersons are the cat's meow to cougars with botox'd faces and cigarette voices.
Re: What would you buy if you had MMB?
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2025 4:59 am
by keyofgee
HueyRamone wrote: ↑Wed Jun 04, 2025 1:48 pm
I would be able to keep my heavy metal band, named after my last name, on the road, and not have to quit it because it costed too much money.
most ppl have no clue as to how expensive it is to roll down the road.
Re: What would you buy if you had MMB?
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2025 5:15 am
by Danzig in the Dark
HueyRamone wrote: ↑Wed Jun 04, 2025 1:48 pm
I would be able to keep my heavy metal band, named after my last name, on the road, and not have to quit it because it costed too much money.
Imagine if you had Jason Newsted Fuck You Money™.
Re: What would you buy if you had MMB?
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2025 5:26 am
by keyofgee
i would buy a couple thousand acres of land with trees and a lake. put a wall around it. Only dirt road in or out. Have a nice lake where I can name the fish by name. Have animals everywhere. Never go to town again or leave the property. throw the phone in the trash...
