Metal Sludge Gossip Board

No, not me or Stevie

https://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/news/u ... e-10421316

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"A man slipped in the shower and broke his arm because of the size of his penis - said to have been medically proven as the largest in the world. Matt Barr has had his penis independently measured at 14.5 inches (37cm), and a cast of it has been included in a museum in Iceland.

But Matt, 41, from London, says its size has caused him problems in the past - and has now left him with a broken arm. Matt said:“It was a very embarrassing accident.One of the issues with being so large, especially in hot water showers, is that it’s not exactly easy to see my feet.

“Especially when I move too fast, it can definitely mess with my balance, too.As I was rushing to get ready for work, I didn’t see the excess shower gel in the tub because my penis was the only thing in my eye line.

“I slipped on it, causing me to fall out of the tub completely head first and crack my shoulder on the hard floor.I got two fractures as a result.”"

Well I at least now have one reason to be grateful that I'm hung like a Vienna sausage...........

Things that will NEVER happen to me...

I was hoping to keep this under wraps.
I am on the mend.

Jonah Falcon is breathing a sigh of relief right now:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon

Horrible reporting. Not one pic of the shower stall or, more importantly, the giant penis.

HueyRamone wrote: ↑Thu Aug 14, 2025 6:22 am Horrible reporting. Not one pic of the shower stall or, more importantly, the giant penis.

I googled the story and saw a picture of either his forearm or his penis the captions were in a different language.

Okay so he fell. I saw the headline and thought he must've broke his arm from jerking off.