The 16th Annual Hungwell Appreciation Sticky is Here!!

acefrehleysbeer · Post by **acefrehleysbeer** » Sun Jul 16, 2006 10:51 am

Hungwell wrote:I think the winner is either deathcurse or carman......i believe there should be a final face-off between them.

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Sun Jul 16, 2006 11:01 am

If I can get a work permit, I would like to be considered as security for Montys Crew.
I'm a crazy motherfucker with a potato gun and I know how to kill a man with a peeler 55 different ways.
Think about it guys, whats better than a crazy fucked up Brit wielding kitchen utensils?

The_Creep · Post by **The_Creep** » Sun Jul 16, 2006 12:37 pm

I'm glad I didn't win.

TawnyVonJagger · Post by **TawnyVonJagger** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 10:14 pm

WHO FUCKING WON??????????????????

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:47 am

The band has probably been shooting up again.

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:21 am

SikRik wrote:fucking add mother fuckers

Give us a break.....that couldn't be further from the....LOOK!..a PUPPY!

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:31 am

Personally, my vote goes to whoever eats the best box.

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:34 am

Stoney, since deathcurse is one of your horses, it only seems fitting for you to deliver the final heads-up challenge to the point leaders, Carman and dc.

Winner takes all.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:41 am

Okay, let me get stoned immaculate and think of something really dumb.

Shouldn't take long at all.

I think we should offer the runners up jobs, though. There were some damn fine submissions that brought a shitload of The_Funny.

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:53 am

Stoner wrote:I think we should offer the runners up jobs, though. There were some damn fine submissions that brought a shitload of The_Funny

Agreed.

Sanity is now head of security.

Priority one is to assist NickasInSaltLick in shaking down club owners for band pay to gigs which we never bothered to show up for.

Redman77 · Post by **Redman77** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:19 am

I want that box eatting job stoner was talking about.

acefrehleysbeer · Post by **acefrehleysbeer** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:53 am

SikRik6669 wrote:Sorry Ace Stoner sat on this one and I couldn't glue it back together

Rejected Unknown

Impossible Love
Funeral Girl
Dream Scream
Love Forever
Cathy Cline
Davinare
Party
The Spook
Girl of My Dreams
Billions/Rock
Thrill
Favorite Darling Girl
Some Time Spent in Heaven
Wedding Ring Bells Blues
I Lose

GREAT CD!

You been enjoying the ones I sent you? Fag!

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:08 am

Okay,

Here's the deal:

One of you obviously eats a better box and than the other, and it is of the utmost importance that I know which one of you that is. Please present your case.

The only rule is that there are no rules. You can do this in the form of an artistic rendering, an essay, or an instruction manual. You might prefer to write a song or perhaps woo us in haiku form. Come to think of it, Interpretive dance would be fucking awesome, but in the end it's entirely up to you.

You not only need to convince me, but the rest of the band, because I can tell you from personal experience....well, let's just say THEY KNOW WHAT'S UP.

I mean...

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:33 am

Hungwell wrote:
Stoner wrote:I think we should offer the runners up jobs, though. There were some damn fine submissions that brought a shitload of The_Funny

Agreed.

Sanity is now head of security.

Priority one is to assist NickasInSaltLick in shaking down club owners for band pay to gigs which we never bothered to show up for.

I'm you man. What about clubs who haven't even booked you?
Should I just shake them down for the hell of it.

EliseThePiece · Post by **EliseThePiece** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:42 am

Ok so what do I get to do now?

Since I have lost, surely my voo doo song got me some sort of job on the tour.

Redman77 · Post by **Redman77** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:43 am

EliseThePiece wrote:Ok so what do I get to do now?

Since I have lost, surely my voo doo song got me some sort of job on the tour.

I thought you were going to be their official Beer Mug.

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 9:10 am

Redman77 wrote:
EliseThePiece wrote:Ok so what do I get to do now?

Since I have lost, surely my voo doo song got me some sort of job on the tour.
I thought you were going to be their official Beer Mug.

Hey, if your name aint on the list you aint drinking from the furry cup.

Oh wait.... Ah Mr Redman, didn't recognize you there, please accept my apologies and go on right through.

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:49 pm

Chowin' Down by Keith Durst

I have much patience
I make sure my nails are trimmed
I know where girls pee

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:22 pm

You must not want to be in this band, because that has got to be one of the most unsexy things I've ever read. In fact, it makes me want to swear off oral sex for life.

Carmanowar · Post by **Carmanowar** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 3:26 pm

I will lick it clean
no need to make it a song
just stating a fact

The_Creep · Post by **The_Creep** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 3:29 pm

The official Creep clit lasher shown actual size.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Tue Jul 18, 2006 3:48 pm

I'm starting to think Monty's Crew might be better off as a 4 piece unit. Seriously fellas, you had every means necessary to make an impression, and I get two shitty haikus and a google picture?

I've seen better efforts from cripples in breakdancing contests.

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:52 pm

Light it up, light it up
Smoke it up, smoke it up
Exhale, exhale
Now let's sex to the cut

[Chorus]
Girl, you got that sex weed
I just want to hit it all the time
Sex so good that it gets me high
Bring that home grown to me
Girl you got that fire weed
Light it up, let me take a puff
Of your sex weed

[Verse 1]
Is I'm tweakin (tweakin)
How did your sex make me feel this way
Like I've been smokin purple haze
Girl you got me blowed (gone)
Just one look at you I got contact
Can I get a pull of that
Girl your shit is the chronic
I can tell by the way you
Roll it up
Make a playa wanna smoke it up
Slow down for we choke it up
Sex give me the munchies
And I wanna eat it up oh
We can do a shotgun baby and
Take a sip of patrone baby
Now we off in a zone baby
Our boys gettin it on baby
Got be feelin hazy baby
Silly baby, horny baby, flyin baby

[Chorus]

[Verse 2]
Girl its like a dime bag dro (dro)
The way you movin that cush real slow
Got me floatin like a butterfly
Im so high, I can touch the sky
I'm a bud head when it comes to you
Cant nobody drop it baby
bounce it baby, stroke it quite the
Way you do
You got me buzzin off that chiefin baby
Girl you about to explode my brain
Doin it in the coupe
While we on them thangs
Sex weed about to drive me insane
Baby hands down you got that bomb shit (shit)
Since that first pull
I got this habit
I cant seem to quit (quit)
Baby im about to go up in smoke
Cause your sex weed aint no joke
So girl go ahead and light that dope
Im about to smoke it down to a rouch

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
Can I get a hit of that baby
Girl I want your sex weed
All I want to do is get somewhere with you
And fire that shit up
And then smoke it baby
Girl just let me blaze it
Pass that ohwee to me
Girl im addicted to everything
That you do to me
Yor sex got me open baby
Let me hit that in the coupe (coupe)
Girl let me hit that in the jeep (jeep)
Girl let me hit that in the crib (crib)
Girl keep bringin me that heat (heat)

[Chorus]

[Repeat until fade]

The_Creep · Post by **The_Creep** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:13 pm

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:I'm starting to think Monty's Crew might be better off as a 4 piece unit. Seriously fellas, you had every means necessary to make an impression, and I get two shitty haikus and a google picture?

I've seen better efforts from cripples in breakdancing contests.

meh

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:48 pm

I was trying to figure out what Budgie has to do with anything, but then I realized it's EVERYTHING.

ralphwiggumsdealer · Post by **ralphwiggumsdealer** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 9:00 pm

One way is to try and guess the different smells. One might be her laundry detergent, another last night's dinner

I'd rather play "spread the clit" than "guess that smell"

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 7:28 am

OK Stoney.....who wins?

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:21 pm

JorgeRoberts wrote:Who the hell is this Hungwell character?

Thats Mr Hungwell to you, fucker.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:45 pm

Hungwell wrote:OK Stoney.....who wins?

I'll give you one guess.

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 7:31 am

Stoner wrote:I'll give you one guess.

You caught me again.

As is the case more often than not, I was paying zero attention.

DEATHCURSE IS THE NEWEST MEMBER OF Monty's Crew!!

I must say, it's nice to have a death-metal thrasher in the band. I think it gives us a lil' more 'street cred' with the kids.

Now we just need Nicko to update our website and posters with DC's image, and we are golden.