The 16th Annual Hungwell Appreciation Sticky is Here!!

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:04 pm

NickoLeeBenante wrote:
Hungwell wrote:"The original meaning of the word (adjective or noun) blatnoy is "criminal" or "belonging to criminal subculture" aka "Monty's Crew"

4 Life!!!!!

I have only one thing to say:

\m/

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 10:25 pm

Hungwell, why are you looking at Monty like that?
You look like you are pissed off with him.

NickoLeeBenante · Post by **NickoLeeBenante** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:31 am

SanityClause wrote:

Hungwell, why are you looking at Monty like that?
You look like you are pissed off with him.

Monty always thought it was funny to break wind in our photoshoots. In this instance, however, the joke was on Monty, because we had dosed his latte with laxatives, causing him to shart. Poor Hungwell got a face full of that poop soup aroma.

Good times. Good times.

AcillateM · Post by **AcillateM** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:36 am

Tis was an honor to roadie for Montys Crew.

Respect and Hails! \m/

\m/

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:40 am

Nicko wrote:Monty always thought it was funny to break wind in our photoshoots. In this instance, however, the joke was on Monty, because we had dosed his latte with laxatives, causing him to shart. Poor Hungwell got a face full of that poop soup aroma.

Good times. Good times.

On the surface, that is all true. But the story goes far deeper than that.

Acillatem was in charge of bud procurement. His scores were so seed riddled that you would have thought we were smoking Jiffy Pop. To his credit however, the act of scaring up a quarter ounce 41 miles outside of Casper with nothing to barter with but a few dozen King Crab legs was a feat unto itself.

It was common knowledge that Stoner grew her own world-class Skunkumus-Ultimus with nothing more than a pen light and an empty paper clips box.

While she was preoccupied showing Ace's replacement how to use a pad with 'wings', VooDoo absconded with 6 fatties from her stash and put them in one of the vests Monty and I were so fond of wearing.

Just prior to the shoot, while I was slipping on my signature Chinese spandex ( only later did I come to find out they read "I heart the tubular fold of skin into which the penis of many mammals is retracted" ) I saw Monty throw on my vest, slip his hand into the pocket and smile like a tard who just soiled himself.

VooDoo quickly whispered "Hung, wtf are we going to do??" "Dude relax, I'm on the motherfucker" I said.

Fail-safe plan in hand, I calmly approached Monty and said, "Dude, let's switch vests", to which he replied, "Oh yeah.....why would you wanna do that?" Being one of razor sharp wit I replied, "er...I dunno.."

I quickly turn to give Voo the 'thumbs up' sign, to find his two middle fingers are already proclaiming my status as #1 !

TawnyVonJagger · Post by **TawnyVonJagger** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:18 pm

I'm dedicating my first post back from vacation to appreciate my Daddy Hungwell! \m/

And I say Monty's Crew should reunite and tour again!

MONTY'S! MONTY'S! MONTY'S!!!

AcillateM · Post by **AcillateM** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:21 pm

God knows i need the weed...er work!

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:34 pm

Thankyou Hungwell and NickoLeeBenante for explaining that for me.

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:46 am

No sweat Sanity.

You all deserve to know.

DanaSimmons · Post by **DanaSimmons** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 12:19 pm

Nice to see this became a Sticky

BlackCrypt · Post by **BlackCrypt** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:43 pm

ralphwiggumsdealer · Post by **ralphwiggumsdealer** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:10 pm

Mesmo em meu Portugal nativo, Hungwell é uma legenda. As histórias foram passadas para baixo da geração à geração de seus atos bravos e ações nobres

Monty610 · Post by **Monty610** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 8:42 pm

I got two words for ya...

MONTY'S CREW REUNION

acefrehleysbeer · Post by **acefrehleysbeer** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 9:04 am

I wrote all the hits!

"Let me put it in your shitter" went straight to number 2 and stayed thier for almost 4 days!

We sold 20 million copies!

I am a Golden God!

Vcalfina · Post by **Vcalfina** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 11:10 am

Monty610 wrote:I got two words for ya...

MONTY'S CREW REUNION

That's 3 words dumbass

The_Retarded®™ · Post by **The_Retarded®™** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 4:23 pm

*bUMP*

Monty610 · Post by **Monty610** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 10:10 pm

Vcalfina wrote:
Monty610 wrote:I got two words for ya...

MONTY'S CREW REUNION

That's 3 words dumbass

You're not very good at this, are you?

Behold the greatness that was Monty's Crew...

http://www.angelfire.com/music6/montyscrew/

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 10:13 am

Monty wrote:Behold the greatness that was Monty's Crew...

http://www.angelfire.com/music6/montyscrew/

Easily the best site ever.

NickoLeeBenante · Post by **NickoLeeBenante** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 12:28 pm

Anybody heard from Voodoo since he did that whole witness protection thing?

Wouldn't be much of a reunion without the original drummer. No metal drummer has handled seafood like that since Bonham. You can't replace that with Fred motherfuckin' Coury.

Hung, give a ring to that girl you met at the Phoenix Joe's Crab Shack. You know, the tight little number who worked in the governor's office? She can get us his number.

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 10:05 am

Are you talkin' 'bout Mayuko?

That was Ace's girl.

GrayAntiMatter · Post by **GrayAntiMatter** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 9:18 am

Credit where it's due. Hungwell is actually one of the great characters of the Sludge Boards, up there with the likes of Son Of Sam I Am. Funny bastard.

acefrehleysbeer · Post by **acefrehleysbeer** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:14 am

Hungwell wrote:Are you talkin' 'bout Mayuko?

That was Ace's girl.

She is a filthy whore and gave me crabs and not the eating kind!

acefrehleysbeer · Post by **acefrehleysbeer** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:32 am

Hungwell wrote:
Monty wrote:Behold the greatness that was Monty's Crew...

http://www.angelfire.com/music6/montyscrew/

Easily the best site ever.

Agreed!

Remember when our opening act stole some of our beers and you told SabbathBloodyMaiden to blow up their van and he burned the shit out of his lips on the tail pipe trying to "blow it up"
Canadians make shitty terrorists!

Dumb Bastard!

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Tue Jul 04, 2006 5:07 pm

God DAMN, I miss Voodoo.

Ace, suck a dick! You were the reason Monty's Crew broke up, you gelus bastard! If you hadn't got all Lindsey Buckingham on a motherfucker, we might still be playing Crab Shacks and banging underage groupies!

acefrehleysbeer · Post by **acefrehleysbeer** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 8:59 am

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:God DAMN, I miss Voodoo.

Ace, suck a dick! You were the reason Monty's Crew broke up, you gelus bastard! If you hadn't got all Lindsey Buckingham on a motherfucker, we might still be playing Crab Shacks and banging underage groupies!

Yeah I know I was the downfall but I was on "the Pot" real bad if that makes a difference!

NickoLeeBenante · Post by **NickoLeeBenante** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 2:49 pm

You say that like it makes shit better, Ace and it DOESN'T.

Your love of convenience store nuclear burritos along with your insistence on hogging the phone and referring to the bus shitter as "My Creation Station" broke up the band, bitch.

TawnyVonJagger · Post by **TawnyVonJagger** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:41 am

Come on, guys. Kiss and make up, fer Chrissakes! Don't deny the folks a chance on missing out on a legendary group!

WE WANT MONTY'S CREW!!!!!

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 11:53 am

A Very special Monty's Crew announcement coming within the next 48 hours..........

.......Stand By..........

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 2:07 pm

Ah, Pete Steele. Such a perfect blend of creepy and queer. Add in the inherent grossness of sitting on the pot and you've got "ick" squared.

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 7:45 pm

It is time.

As some of you may know, we have lost contact with brother VooDoo. Obviously, we could not move forward without making every effort to contact him.

We can wait no longer. The fans have spoken.

We will be re-uniting for a New Year's Eve Show at The Crab Shack in Las Vegas, NV. To do this we must first find a new drummer.

Therefore, we bring you..........

Rockstar: Monty's Crew!!

Each current member must nominate 3 posters for this positon.

The elimination rules will be laid out the moment this is done.

I Nominate:

TheCreep

The Alterednym

The Retarded