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Does it seem like every liberal they trot onto a show is fucking wierd looking? I'm not taking shots at liberals and trust me I know there's gotta be some fucked up looking conservatives as well, that goes without saying.(krauthammer looks like a bald fucking eagle)
Seriously, Fox news always has hot chicks and then i flip over to MSNBC and they got fucking chachi hosting her own show. Olbermann has this freaky looking dude on every week, richard wolfe I think, dude has a huge fucking head and his shoulders are like a foot wide, fucker looks like gazoo from the flintstones.
I'm not saying all liberals are ugly or some shit don't get me wrong, is there a shallowness to the conservatives at Fox where they pretty much feel they have to load up the network with hot blondes or something?(not counting coulter and greta), Whereas the liberals don't give a shit about it? was that one of the main reasons behind Mccains choice of Palin?
I was just thinking about this and decided to see what the regulars have to say.
I saw a couple videos about this and it does seem like conservative women are easier on the eyes in most cases, then again those vids focused more on the uglier liberal chicks like cindy sheehan, clinton,garafolo, behar, michelle obama etc.
Seriously, Fox news always has hot chicks and then i flip over to MSNBC and they got fucking chachi hosting her own show. Olbermann has this freaky looking dude on every week, richard wolfe I think, dude has a huge fucking head and his shoulders are like a foot wide, fucker looks like gazoo from the flintstones.
I'm not saying all liberals are ugly or some shit don't get me wrong, is there a shallowness to the conservatives at Fox where they pretty much feel they have to load up the network with hot blondes or something?(not counting coulter and greta), Whereas the liberals don't give a shit about it? was that one of the main reasons behind Mccains choice of Palin?
I was just thinking about this and decided to see what the regulars have to say.
I saw a couple videos about this and it does seem like conservative women are easier on the eyes in most cases, then again those vids focused more on the uglier liberal chicks like cindy sheehan, clinton,garafolo, behar, michelle obama etc.
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In her day I'd nail Hilary. She's an old lady now, but in her day she was not unattractive.dtmfs wrote:
I saw a couple videos about this and it does seem like conservative women are easier on the eyes in most cases, then again those vids focused more on the uglier liberal chicks like cindy sheehan, clinton,garafolo, behar, michelle obama etc.
I'd nail Garofolo.
And Michelle Obama as well.

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WTF? Fucking triple post!!
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I got plenty to say cuz I had the run of this place
I'm much more than a big red cock, I woke up the farmer ever single morning and even helped him fetch his socks, now he'd smack me away when I had too much to say he even shot me in the fucking wing, I let that shit slide Now I hope he dies I should've pecked him in his ding a ling. now i'm old and i'm tired ready to fly into a pot of dog-bone stew, with that i'm through and one last cockle doodle do Adios and Fuck You too.
I'm much more than a big red cock, I woke up the farmer ever single morning and even helped him fetch his socks, now he'd smack me away when I had too much to say he even shot me in the fucking wing, I let that shit slide Now I hope he dies I should've pecked him in his ding a ling. now i'm old and i'm tired ready to fly into a pot of dog-bone stew, with that i'm through and one last cockle doodle do Adios and Fuck You too.
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Hilary when she was younger....i'd have to give her a second look, the other two I find find way too unattractive.thejuggernaut wrote:
In her day I'd nail Hilary. She's an old lady now, but in her day she was not unattractive.
I'd nail Garofolo.
And Michelle Obama as well.
Are there some really hot liberal chicks I'm not aware of? there has to be a few.
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I prefer every other gene pool of woman to those of my own.
Being a Celt, it is rare to find hot Celtic women.
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I don't watch Fox, but I gotta say that they are some doofy men on the channel from clips I've seen. That goofball on "Fox and Friends" for example. Not to mention
Fox is selling a product and the babes are part of that package.
And who is "Chachi"? Are you talking about Rachel Maddow? I think she's kinda hot in a lesbian kind of way...she's smart, which I find sexy...
Though I think the hottest chicks are on CNN International...women from all over the world.
There is something weirdly attractive to me about Shep Smith though.
Fox is selling a product and the babes are part of that package.
And who is "Chachi"? Are you talking about Rachel Maddow? I think she's kinda hot in a lesbian kind of way...she's smart, which I find sexy...
Though I think the hottest chicks are on CNN International...women from all over the world.
There is something weirdly attractive to me about Shep Smith though.

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Vlad, I was gonna say Shep Smith HAS to make a lot of women a little tingly.
Getting back to politicos, wasn't Tipper Gore pretty attractive back in the day? Something in my memory suggests she had a nice rack.
Getting back to politicos, wasn't Tipper Gore pretty attractive back in the day? Something in my memory suggests she had a nice rack.
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Isn't Shep Smith gay? Someone... possibly Crazy Levi, said they saw him in a club in NYC with his boyfriend, smokin a doobie.
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I'd filibust' er (an oldie but a goodie). She's completely insane. I bet she's an animal in the sack.JakeYonkel wrote:I'd give Michele Bachmann a stimulus package.
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I'd definitely bang Bachmann. You know she would be wild! Actually I'd much rather bang her than Sarah Palin.
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Yeah, Shep has something. I don't know what it is. he ain't that good looking, but he's very interesting to me. Hemmer is cute, but he seems more like a mannequin to me. Shep's got some spark behind his eyes..and I do love when some of the bullshit at Fox is just too much for him and he spouts off...must give Ailes a gutburn...though they must value him...he gets millions a year to be there.WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:Vlad, I was gonna say Shep Smith HAS to make a lot of women a little tingly.
Getting back to politicos, wasn't Tipper Gore pretty attractive back in the day? Something in my memory suggests she had a nice rack.
I never found Tipper that pretty, not a dog by any means...if I was a lesbian I'd be chasing Gong Li or Monica Bellucci around.

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YourMomma wrote:It's simple. The people that run FOX news are more business oriented and are looking more at ways to maximize profits where as places like MSNBC are more ideologically driven.

Fox News is plenty ideologically driven. They just hire hot chicks to deliver the propaganda.
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The weirdest looking left wingers I've seen are the "Reverend" Barry Lynn who looks like a child molester and that guy from the Southern Poverty Law Center that looks like Mr Van Driessen with short hair.
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I realize we're talking pundits and not reps here, but - does Barney Frank even have any top teeth? I thought gay guys were supposed to be fussy about their looks.
Hahaha @ YourMomma's straightfaced and pompous justification for FOXNews hiring top-of-the-line trim for any reason other than titillation.
PS Coulter wasn't always a total loss. She was kinda hot back in the day.
Hahaha @ YourMomma's straightfaced and pompous justification for FOXNews hiring top-of-the-line trim for any reason other than titillation.
PS Coulter wasn't always a total loss. She was kinda hot back in the day.

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LOL wow, good memory.Ugmo wrote:Isn't Shep Smith gay? Someone... possibly Crazy Levi, said they saw him in a club in NYC with his boyfriend, smokin a doobie.
Shep wasn't smoking the doobie, I was...he just mentioned "Hmmm...that smells funny!" and went on his way.
But yup, he's gay, or at least was that night.