INTELLECTUALLY INCURIOUS...

[CliffByford]

ABSTINENCE ONLY!

It's all kosher, brother - she abstained from her job. If only we all had the luxury.

[lerxstcat]

Oh, hell no, I'm at least as fat as she is. I'm just being an armchair asshole like everybody else. She HAS gotten steadily bigger since she started the dancing show, though.

Let's be fair, you didn't say she was fat, you said she's getting fattER, which she is. I'm tellin' ya, Mexican, Thai, Chinese, Indian - hard to say no to that good stuff! She is likely also building a lot of muscle mass exercising like mad and feeding that with good eating.

[Landshark2000]

I'm just puzzled at it being called "Dancing with the STARS" and I really have no clue how she is a "star" other than being the daughter of a right winged whack job (who should have faded from the public eye like she said was for her reason for quitting her governorship) and ignoring her mother's abstinence pledge and getting knocked up while still in high school..

Other than that I can't understand where her "star" qualities over rode the choice of the lead Jawa in Star Wars or Barry Horowitz...

Whether you agree with her politics or not, her Mom is most definately a star, but yeah, maybe they should have called it "Dancing with the Children of the Stars"?

Well, then, why didn't anyone make a stink about Kelly Osbourne? She's no "star" either. She's only known as fat, bulbous headed, foul mouthed daughter of a star. This is only an issue for Bristol because her last name is Palin, and people really don't like her mother. Which, again, SHOULD have applied to Kelly as well. Who in the fuck likes HER mother?

[bane]

I'm just puzzled at it being called "Dancing with the STARS" and I really have no clue how she is a "star" other than being the daughter of a right winged whack job (who should have faded from the public eye like she said was for her reason for quitting her governorship) and ignoring her mother's abstinence pledge and getting knocked up while still in high school..

Other than that I can't understand where her "star" qualities over rode the choice of the lead Jawa in Star Wars or Barry Horowitz...

Whether you agree with her politics or not, her Mom is most definately a star, but yeah, maybe they should have called it "Dancing with the Children of the Stars"?

Well, then, why didn't anyone make a stink about Kelly Osbourne? She's no "star" either. She's only known as fat, bulbous headed, foul mouthed daughter of a star. This is only an issue for Bristol because her last name is Palin, and people really don't like her mother. Which, again, SHOULD have applied to Kelly as well. Who in the fuck likes HER mother?

I had no idea Kelly did one of those shows? Goes to show how much I pay attention. I agree with you on the stink that people make about Bristol Palin though. Bringing partisanship into that situation is retarded.

[bane]

Oh, hell no, I'm at least as fat as she is. I'm just being an armchair asshole like everybody else. She HAS gotten steadily bigger since she started the dancing show, though.

Let's be fair, you didn't say she was fat, you said she's getting fattER, which she is. I'm tellin' ya, Mexican, Thai, Chinese, Indian - hard to say no to that good stuff! She is likely also building a lot of muscle mass exercising like mad and feeding that with good eating.

Dude, she called her "thunder thighs". If that isn't calling her fat, what is?

[Luminiferous]

Well, then, why didn't anyone make a stink about Kelly Osbourne? She's no "star" either.

I did. Anytime Jelly Osbourne appears on anything related to being a celebrity I want to stab Mother Theresa..

[Landshark2000]

Well, then, why didn't anyone make a stink about Kelly Osbourne? She's no "star" either.

I did. Anytime Jelly Osbourne appears on anything related to being a celebrity I want to stab Mother Theresa..

[lerxstcat]

Oh, hell no, I'm at least as fat as she is. I'm just being an armchair asshole like everybody else. She HAS gotten steadily bigger since she started the dancing show, though.

Let's be fair, you didn't say she was fat, you said she's getting fattER, which she is. I'm tellin' ya, Mexican, Thai, Chinese, Indian - hard to say no to that good stuff! She is likely also building a lot of muscle mass exercising like mad and feeding that with good eating.

Dude, she called her "thunder thighs". If that isn't calling her fat, what is?

I'd say "Fatass bitch" would be a little clearer, don't you think?

Bristol is more like "pleasingly plump", let's say an inactive winter could put her over the line, but she's quite attractive now. Her mom is smokin' hot in comparison, but if ou look at younger pics of Sarah she kind ofr grew into her looks too. Way hotter at 42 than at 21.

[chickenona]

I'm fucking with you guys. I don't even watch "Dancing With the Stars" and never will, at least until they let Sig Hansen on. I just noticed the pictures of Bristol in that studded black thing she wore I guess the last time she was on and she looked pretty corpulent in that. And yeah, she still looks better than Kelly Osbourne, who would have been better off stayin' beefy.

I regret having derailed a perfectly good knee-jerk Sarah Palin-bashing thread. That was never my intention, I just thought Bristol looked fat in the black dress. Back to Sarah - once again, RNC chairmanship - I can totally see that in her future.

[EvilMadman]

I'm fucking with you guys. I don't even watch "Dancing With the Stars" and never will, at least until they let Sig Hansen on. I just noticed the pictures of Bristol in that studded black thing she wore I guess the last time she was on and she looked pretty corpulent in that. And yeah, she still looks better than Kelly Osbourne, who would have been better off stayin' beefy.

I regret having derailed a perfectly good knee-jerk Sarah Palin-bashing thread. That was never my intention, I just thought Bristol looked fat in the black dress. Back to Sarah - once again, RNC chairmanship - I can totally see that in her future.

Kelly looks pretty good slim.

As for Sarah, I don't think she really wants the stress of actually having to do something. I just can't see her running for office. She'd rather have money, fame, power and be thought of as a "King Maker", I think.

RNC Chair? I can't imagine she would ever want all of that scrutiny. Then the Democrats AND Republicans can both take shots at her and criticize, if she screws up or should say something controversial.

And if she's crazy enough to consider a Presidential run in 2012, she should seriously reconsider it, and think about being beaten unmercifully for months with that tape of her interview with Katie Couric. Ugh!

[dtmfs]

Kelly looks pretty good slim.

kelly looks halfway decent in that picture because she's got a ton of make-up on and hair stratically placed in the right spots to cover up her fucked up mishapen head, aint nothing that bitch can do to look good in reality.

[MurrayFiend]

She still looks like Ozzy to me. No matter how much makeup she's got, or how slim she is... I'm just not sexually attracted to Ozzy. Call me weird.

[Luminiferous]

Sounds like the makings of a good MST3K episode..


Yes sirree, Sarah and Bristol Plain killed halibut with a billy club on Sarah Palin’s Alaska last night. Bristol almost retreated several times, but her muscle memory just reloaded wildly, slapping those halibut like a Nordic Ruth Buzzi. Of course, there’s more fishiness and feistiness where that came from. Come along for the rootin’ tootin’ review.

At the top of the episode, Sarah chirps that she gets up at 4 a.m. during Alaska’s nightless summers. When she’s finished greeting the day with a literal wave, she starts on the difficult Alaskan business of going to a shooting range. She brings Todd with, and Bristol — because who better to shoot skeet with than a humorless abstinence coach? Like the Inuit saying goes.

After Sarah, Todd, and Bristol set up on the shooting range, Sarah unleashes the following anecdote:

“My girlfriends threw my baby shower here,” she says. “I love to share that story because it gets the liberals all wee-wee’d up.”

Now, I’m liberal, but I personally wouldn’t know if I were wee-wee’d up. Maybe that’s the sneaky genius of Sarah Palin. I think I’m just annoyed with her, but she’s actually cranking up my wee-wee meter like a dastardly Aleutian buccaneer. I’m none the wiserRRrr.

Anyway, Sarah and Todd prove themselves to be expert marksmen. There goes one clay pigeon! And two! And three! It’s like when you discover your friends’ parents are still really good at Duck Hunt — always unnerving. Now, Bristol’s not up on her NES motor skills, so she misses her first few discs. Fear not, here’s Sarah with an adage.

“Don’t retreat,” she says, reloading Bristol’s gun. “Just reload.”

Yep. Pimping out the old catchphrases like Jimmie “J.J.” Walker. She’ll make a hell of a Hollywood Squares panelist some day on a TLC revamp hosted by Ty Pennington. Mark my words. Or the next POTUS.

(By the way, Bristol finally hit a clay pigeon. Unfortunately, she’s never visibly excited or happy or un-lethargic, so there’s no need to embellish her triumph. We obviously have Dancing with the Stars for that. Onward.)

Next day, Sarah packs up most of her family for a major RV trip to Homer, Alaska, the halibut capital of the world.

“We’re headin’ down there just for the halibut,” Sarah tells us, before looking to a producer off-camera. “See, Alaskans know that joke. I don’t know if everyone will.”

Yep again. That’s as bad as TLC’s smear campaign editing will get today, but who knows, maybe next week they’ll show her teaching Willow Palin homophobic slurs and lewd flyfishing metaphors for the halibut.

(By the way, let’s forgive Willow Palin’s homophobia. The only gay person she knows is the one mounted in the den. Ruhspect.)

Upon arriving at Homer, Sarah says she can tell her 9-year-old daughter Piper is becoming an ornery child. Worse yet, she says fame is really wearing on Bristol. This trip will be good for the both of them, she claims. It’ll add some color to the early chapters of their ghostwritten autobiographies Just a Piper Dream and That’s So Bristol. That I know. The troop soon encounters some fisherman who take them aboard a boat and tell them to beat the hell out of any halibut that fly on deck.

And also, Sarah decides to tell everyone lessons.

“Todd, your lesson is ‘This is the first day of the rest of your lives,” she says. “Willow, yours is ‘The sun will come out tomorrow.’ And Bristol, yours is ‘There are plenty of fish in the sea.’”

Don’t ask why Sarah just became a fleshy fortune cookie oracle. Soon she’ll look into the future and proclaim that the world is in for “achieving goals.” Anyway, back to bludgeoning alive things.

“When they land on deck, help bop ‘em right between the eyes,” Captain Dan says to Bristol.

For some reason Bristol is reserved at first. Sarah helps by taking the billy club from her hands and whacking the first halibut like a genius slapstick vet. Bristol handles the next one pretty well, throttling the flopping fish with elan. She’s still Shemp compared to Sarah’s Mo Howard, but good on her.

“I was proud of Bristol!” Sarah proclaims. “She got that billy club and she started stunnin’ those fish! I was lookin’ at her out the corner of my eye and thinking, ‘Wonder what she’s picturing as she’s makin’ her mark there on those fish?’”

There will be no anti-Levi rhetoric in this post, so you can interpret Sarah’s comment on some blog where that hateful behavior is tolerated.

http://www.movieline.com/2010/11/sarah- ... alibut.php

[dtmfs]

I haven't wached that show but I think it's hilarious how a bunch of her detractors predicted the show would die a quick death, they even compared the octomoms failure to it, but the ratings are through the roof and I'll bet the majority of those who watch are the peole who hate her the most, I love it they complain about all the attention she gets, yet theyre the ones who give it to her.

The younk turks
olbermann
matthews
maddow, all these idiots can't get enough of palin they can't go 5 minutes without bringing her up.