Texas GOP platform includes outlawing sodomy, strip clubs

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Skate4RnR wrote:I'm not un-American. I'm a goddamn patriot, I wanna stop us being fucking railroaded by goddamn right wingers. It sucks balls.
You're being railroaded by your representatives regardless of party or political leaning. Your precious elected officials have turned a part time job into a lucrative career bent on controlling you and removing your freedoms. Look up the word dilemma. 21st century politics has a picture of an elephant and a donkey next to it's definition in the dictionary.
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vanitybinge wrote:Basically making homosexuality illegal...That' like...half of Dallas
1. It's not really half of Dallas but you'd be surprised at how many gays we do have. I've known many of our gay friends and they're actually much smarter than some of the straight peoples.

2. True story. A few years ago there was a high school for gays and some people in this city thought we as a city were doomed! My feeling was that these guys should have been grateful that their precious children would be spared from being "turned."

3. When Troy Aikman was the QB for the Dallas Fellons there were constant rumors about his choices for bed fun. He and the team people always denied it but well...

4. I also went to high school in a small town (about 17000) in the 80's and except for a love of porn and extreme metal and am considered pretty conservative but compared to many people of that town I was another Phil Donahue!

5. The 80's were a strange time so it wasn't just the people of this town but they had some stupid ass idea's! They would swear that AIDS was easily passed fron kissing someone and that explained why many married men infected their wives. I mean God forbid they'd accept the possibility that some married guy picked up a hooker or a one night stand!

6. There was a fitness club there and a gay couple tried and failed to get a family membership. That got a big laugh from many in that town.

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Skate4RnR wrote:I'm not un-American. I'm a goddamn patriot, I wanna stop us being fucking railroaded by goddamn right wingers. It sucks balls.
Sucking balls = oral sex = soon to be outlawed
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TyrC! wrote:
3. When Troy Aikman was the QB for the Dallas Fellons there were constant rumors about his choices for bed fun. He and the team people always denied it but well...


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One year when the Cowboys played the Eagles in Philly the local sports talk station had a contest to write the next day's sports section headline. The winner? "Troy comes from behind, but the Cowboys can't".
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1 Too bad Tony Romo can't be linked to any guy/guy stuff. I've always
thought the perfect name, Tony Homo!

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It's the land of the free!!!

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vlad wrote:
johnk5150 wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:Republicans are scary.
Both are evil. Republicans are smug, entitled, self righteous asshats. Democrats are self loathing, pandering, unAmerican asshats. Good to have choices.
I'll be sure to relate your comment to my registered Democrat son, once he graduates from Marine boot camp next month, 4th generation Marine AND Democrat.
He's referring to elected officials/rotten politicians. :lol:
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