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Ted Nugent has a lot on his mind. During a recent interview, the Motor City Madman said he hates Pam Anderson the most, respects “welfare brats” the least and thinks President Obama should be jailed.

Nugent also mentioned why he moved from his native Michigan to Texas, describing his current stomping grounds as a place “where they don’t rape and pillage my paycheck. And where I can keep a machine gun in the front seat of my vehicle.”

But that’s just one of many comments Nuge made during an interview with Royal Flush Magazine that’s sure to tick off liberals and endear him even more in the hearts of conservatives.

Why does he hate Pam Anderson? Evidently it’s all about the venison.

“My name is Ted Nugent and because of Pam Anderson and because of Bill Maher and because of Paul McCartney, all the members of PETA, whenever I hear the word ‘animal’ or ‘rights’ in the same paragraph, I’m killing an extra hundred of something this year,” the guitar slinger told Royal Flush.

“I have unlimited deer tags in Michigan and Texas, and I don’t even need to kill them really, but I’m going to for Bill Maher. I’m not just killing them I’m f**king slaughtering them and I’m going to gut them and skin them, quarter them and butcher them and feed them to the soup kitchen and homeless shelters of America. Not because I need to, because it will cause Bill Maher to sh*t blood. That’s my goal in life.”

Speaking of the host of HBO’s “Real Time with Bill Maher,” Nugent also had some decorating tips.

“I’m gonna take off one of my Deep Vibram sole boots and I’m gonna take out my knife and I’m gonna scrape the remains of dead vermin onto his desk and he can find out where his rights start,” Nugent said. “It’s funnier than Richard Pryor on fire. I’m stymied to come up with anything funnier than people who think animals have rights. Just stick an arrow through their lungs.”

When asked who he respects the least, Nugent answered with, “Pimps, whores and welfare brats are not legitimate job descriptions. Welfare isn’t supposed to be used for hairdos. If you need food stamps, eat the f**king pet.”

But the quote that’s getting media attention is how he responded to the question, “What do you think of Obama?” To which Nugent answered:

“I think that Barack Hussein Obama should be put in jail. It is clear that Barack Hussein Obama is a communist. Mao Tse Tung lives and his name is Barack Hussein Obama. This country should be ashamed. I wanna throw up.”

I think Ted is a coward and a hypocrite and have stated that many times but this is the first time I have agreed with him. I'm waiting for him to cover The Beattle's Back In The U.S.S.R. but to rename it Barack In The U.S.S.R.

I'm pretty sure Maher isn't losing a hell of a lot of sleep over it.

NickasInSaltLick wrote:I'm pretty sure Maher isn't losing a hell of a lot of sleep over it.

Not with one of those 6 foot 8 Amazon black chicks he likes in bed next to him.

Ted Nugent and his rampant gaping cornhole rides again.

NickasInSaltLick wrote:I'm pretty sure Maher isn't losing a hell of a lot of sleep over it.

Do you think that Bill has invited Ted to appear on his HBO show?
Not that I know the answer, but I've always wondered when Ted would
appear on the show.
Maybe when the show returns in a couple months, Ted will be a guest.

Machado wrote:

NickasInSaltLick wrote:I'm pretty sure Maher isn't losing a hell of a lot of sleep over it.

Do you think that Bill has invited Ted to appear on his HBO show?
Not that I know the answer, but I've always wondered when Ted would
appear on the show.
Maybe when the show returns in a couple months, Ted will be a guest.

Nugent appeared on his old abc show I do believe.

KneelandBobDylan wrote:

Machado wrote:

NickasInSaltLick wrote:I'm pretty sure Maher isn't losing a hell of a lot of sleep over it.

Do you think that Bill has invited Ted to appear on his HBO show?
Not that I know the answer, but I've always wondered when Ted would
appear on the show.
Maybe when the show returns in a couple months, Ted will be a guest.

Nugent appeared on his old abc show I do believe.

I should have been more specific and said, "Real Time on HBO"

enter your username wrote:

Nugent wrote: Mao Tse Tung lives and his name is Barack Hussein Obama. This country should be ashamed. I wanna throw up.

So now he doesn't like Communism? He had the opportunity to hunt Communists down and kill them in the 60s but tucked his baby junk and refused to fight. He's just a shit talking coward. If the deer could shoot back, he wouldn't get within 1000 miles of them.

Still waiting to find out what Obama has done that's communist. If he passes the largest tax hike in history and nationalizes the 6th largest bank in the country during his second year, he'll be like Reagan.

I have a theory. Since people know they can't get away, at least publicly, with calling Obama a nigger, they latch on to "communist" and "socialist." It'll do in a pinch, I guess.

enter your username wrote:

tin00can wrote: I have a theory. Since people know they can't get away, at least publicly, with calling Obama a nigger, they latch on to "communist" and "socialist." It'll do in a pinch, I guess.

That makes the most sense. Just can't see that anything he's done is remotely communist.

They say the progressive tax rates he talked about in 08 are socialist but that comes from Adam Smith, the father of the libertarian approach to capitalism.

"The subjects of every state ought to contribute towards the support of the government, as nearly as possible, in proportion to their respective abilities; that is, in proportion to the revenue which they respectively enjoy under the protection of the state." - Adam Smith in Wealth of Nations

http://www.econlib.org/library/Smith/sm ... %20Society

Maybe they should compare him to Adam Smith instead of Mao.

Or, Karl Marx...From each according to his ability, to each according to his need.

And, if you don't see taking financial stake in banks, automotive production, and huge giveaways to unions as at least Communist, I don't know what to tell you.

First of all

This happened 9 months into GW's administration. This took longer than 9 months to plan and execute. Plus, I thought Presidents were not responsible for anything that happens in the first year? I've heard that continuously for the last oh...YEAR!

And second of all...

Ted is right on. And I don't hunt at all.

ROADHEAD wrote:First of all

This happened 9 months into GW's administration. This took longer than 9 months to plan and execute. Plus, I thought Presidents were not responsible for anything that happens in the first year? I've heard that continuously for the last oh...YEAR!

And second of all...

Ted is right on. And I don't hunt at all.

Wait...so because it was planned BEFORE Bush was in office it isn't his responsibility?

I look forward to seeing Bush speak on behalf of the Americans at the Winter Olympics next month. After all, they were training for it when he was in office.

Thanks for upping the level of stupid in this thread, it needed it.

ROADHEAD wrote:And second of all...

Ted is right on. And I don't hunt at all.

No like EYU said Ted is a shit talking coward who ran away when he had a chance to fight Communists and he wouldn't get near the deer if they were carrying guns..

Nugent also mentioned why he moved from his native Michigan to Texas, describing his current stomping grounds as a place “where they don’t rape and pillage my paycheck."

Hahahaha @ "paycheck". When was the last time this loudmouthed knob drew a fucking paycheck?

chickenona wrote:

Nugent also mentioned why he moved from his native Michigan to Texas, describing his current stomping grounds as a place “where they don’t rape and pillage my paycheck."

Hahahaha @ "paycheck". When was the last time this loudmouthed knob drew a fucking paycheck?

He's talking about income taxes. Texas doesn't have one. A lot of highly paid celebrity types live here because of that.

bane wrote:

chickenona wrote:

Nugent also mentioned why he moved from his native Michigan to Texas, describing his current stomping grounds as a place “where they don’t rape and pillage my paycheck."

Hahahaha @ "paycheck". When was the last time this loudmouthed knob drew a fucking paycheck?

He's talking about income taxes. Texas doesn't have one. A lot of highly paid celebrity types live here because of that.

And he certainly has a "Ted Nugent Inc" kind ofr setup to minimize taxes and protect his personal assets from liability should, say, one of his road crew burn down the venue they're playing. So even though he's El Jefe Grande of the company, he would indeed still draw a paycheck.

lerxstcat wrote:
And he certainly has a "Ted Nugent Inc" kind ofr setup to minimize taxes and protect his personal assets from liability should, say, one of his road crew burn down the venue they're playing. So even though he's El Jefe Grande of the company, he would indeed still draw a paycheck.

I would imagine so, yeah. If he's still got an income (which I'm sure he does, a pretty damn healthy one I'd wager), then he still draws a paycheck. It may not be a weekly, biweekly or whatever like most of us working stiffs get, but you can bet your ass he pays himself just like every other business owner does.

Besides his record royalties, he still tours. So yeah, he gets paid.

bane wrote:...If he's still got an income (which I'm sure he does, a pretty damn healthy one I'd wager), then he still draws a paycheck. It may not be a weekly, biweekly or whatever like most of us working stiffs get, but you can bet your ass he pays himself just like every other business owner does.

I can definitely relate.

Ever since CA housing crashed, & the financial markets froze up, I myself went from being paid quarterly, to being paid weekly.

Very weakly.

Ted thinks communists should be put in jail? That's not a very free or democratic viewpoint for such a great American patriot like Ted.

Ugmo wrote:Ted thinks communists should be put in jail? That's not a very free or democratic viewpoint for such a great American patriot like Ted.

It's amazing to me how people who hate most people who don't share their viewpoint - no matter where that viewpoint falls on the political spectrum - and want them to leave the US (or worse, want them dead) don't see that they are "thinking like the terrorists" do. Terrorists also hate anything that isn't them and want what is not-them abolished. You could almost say that terrorists have more power in their convictions because they are willing to kill/die for that irrational hatred.

I'm glad there are an assload of people in America who don't think like me. It would be a horrible country if it was full of tin00can replicas.

It would be a lot more civil.

Unless you're a complete asshole in real life!

pooldude wrote:

bane wrote:...If he's still got an income (which I'm sure he does, a pretty damn healthy one I'd wager), then he still draws a paycheck. It may not be a weekly, biweekly or whatever like most of us working stiffs get, but you can bet your ass he pays himself just like every other business owner does.

I can definitely relate.

Ever since CA housing crashed, & the financial markets froze up, I myself went from being paid quarterly, to being paid weekly.

Very weakly.

Time for that Whitehorse reunion tour!!! I'll play guitar if Bob won't do it!!

(I'll grow a handlebar mustache and squinch down, no one'll be the wiser!)

tin00can wrote:

Ugmo wrote:Ted thinks communists should be put in jail? That's not a very free or democratic viewpoint for such a great American patriot like Ted.

It's amazing to me how people who hate most people who don't share their viewpoint - no matter where that viewpoint falls on the political spectrum - and want them to leave the US (or worse, want them dead) don't see that they are "thinking like the terrorists" do. Terrorists also hate anything that isn't them and want what is not-them abolished. You could almost say that terrorists have more power in their convictions because they are willing to kill/die for that irrational hatred.

I'm glad there are an assload of people in America who don't think like me. It would be a horrible country if it was full of tin00can replicas.

A lot of people who were raised during the era of the "Red Peril" scare took a real life-or-death look at the battle between Communism and capitalism. After all, the USSR and Red China DID state their purpose as conquering the world and making a one-world Communist state. They saw the threat as so severe that certain principles would have to be put in abeyance, on a wartime footing. Not too different than the footing of the war on terror, though the terrorists have never had a MAD capability against us.

I am one of those people, but also saw the world changea lot over time. And I was taught that America was built on a CIVIL discourse and a LOYAL opposition, that would debate matters internally, but unite aainst a common threat.

I guess the crack in that solidarity comes when we disagree on what the threat is, and how great. Ted still thinks like it's the 50s politically, when he was probably 10 years old. World has changed SO much since then!

And the key to human survival has always been our ability to adapt to CHANGING conditions.