All you need to know about teabaggers.

[MickeyG]

Interesting. Thanks for the history lesson, Ugmo.

Although it's far from perfect, and only time will tell how it works out, I'm surprised how many people I work with are completely against it.

Worried about the costs, they are. Need to wait and see, they do.

[tin00can]

His presidency actually seems to be picking up some steam now.

All time low:

http://www.gallup.com/poll/113980/Gallu ... roval.aspx

I'm actually pretty happy with what he did to Israel. Call the democrats pussies all you want, and I've certainly done that myself, but I think that was a pretty ballsy move that no other president would have done.

Because no other President in recent history with the exception of Jimmy Carter act as if they consider our allies our enemies and our enemies our allies.

Yeah, because things have always been rosy with Israel and they deserve our constant, unquestioned support.

And nice invocation of Jimmy Carter. Well, hey, at least you didn't mention Hitler, which I'm sure was tempting for you.

[tin00can]

Yeah, because things have always been rosy with Israel and they deserve our constant, unquestioned support.

Absolutely.

And nice invocation of Jimmy Carter. Well, hey, at least you didn't mention Hitler, which I'm sure was tempting for you.

The only thing Obama has in common with Hitler at this point is their mustache.

TBD.

[MasterOfMeatPuppets]

I'm actually pretty happy with what he did to Israel. Call the democrats pussies all you want, and I've certainly done that myself, but I think that was a pretty ballsy move that no other president would have done.

Because no other President in recent history with the exception of Jimmy Carter act as if they consider our allies our enemies and our enemies our allies.

Don't confuse ally with friend. Israel is more than willing to act against us and our interests. China's Jenin fighter is a copy of the F16, the plans to which Israel sold them and let's not forget the USS Liberty. Sometimes they need to be reminded where their best interests lie.

[MickeyG]

It's also well known that the Israelis like to spy on the US as well. There are tons of documented cases where they have been caught. Some "friend".

[KneelandBobDylan]

Well you really got to admit. "Tea Bagger" has a nicer, more socially acceptable ring to it, than Ku Klux Klan.

So true.

To quote Eddie Murphy in the heartwarming "Coming to America":

"That's they one, that's they one. "

[tin00can]

Andrew Breitbart has now increased his offer to $100,000 for any tape showing black democrat leaders being heckled with racial slurs. Seems somebody is in for a payday! Only if it really happened of course...

I can see how you'd believe that kind of logic. You'd be awesome on a jury.

[Ugmo]

I have no doubt at all that it happened. Look at these fucking animals:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b287OpdjJ3k

Like at least one of them wasn't capable of using a racial slur?

Suuuure.

[tin00can]

Sucks to realize this incident never happened when you may have been hoping against hope that it had...
I understand.

Where did I ever say, or even imply, that I hoped it happened?

For a man who can grasp simple statistics, you sure take a lot of liberties.

[tin00can]

Where did I ever say, or even imply, that I hoped it happened?

For a man who can grasp simple statistics, you sure take a lot of liberties.

Sucks to realize this incident never happened when you may have been hoping against hope that it had...
I understand.

So you're saying you were wrong...again. Gotcha.

[Ugmo]

If it had there would be video evidence of it considering there were dozens of cameras rolling at the same time and there is a $100,000 reward offered. But it didn't.

Um, no. It just means that particular incident wasn't captured on camera or no one has come forward with the evidence.

Why are you defending these Neanderthals... did you see that video I posted?

[Ugmo]

Wait, it's been a concerted effort by the left to paint the Tea Partiers as evil? Fucking morons go around calling Pelosi and Obama "Nazis" and Communists" and it's the left who is crossing the line?

Those poor misunderstood Tea Party nutbars. You saw that video I posted. They are fucking Neanderthals. If they get painted as racists and ignoramuses it's because that's what they are (a percentage of them at least).

[tin00can]

To be fair, a lot of them call them "Nazi's" and "Communist's". They seem to have problems with that pesky apostrophe.

[Ugmo]

To be fair, a lot of them call them "Nazi's" and "Communist's". They seem to have problems with that pesky apostrophe.

Here's a link for you:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/pargon/set ... 594187379/

[KneelandBobDylan]

The next time would be the first time.

This may very well be the funniest thing ever written on this board.

[Crazy Levi]

Wait, it's been a concerted effort by the left to paint the Tea Partiers as evil? Fucking morons go around calling Pelosi and Obama "Nazis" and Communists" and it's the left who is crossing the line?

Those poor misunderstood Tea Party nutbars. You saw that video I posted. They are fucking Neanderthals. If they get painted as racists and ignoramuses it's because that's what they are (a percentage of them at least).

Yep. It's not a legit movement. It's simply a collection of old white racists letting off steam and frustration - they are the dregs of society.

These lowlives are simply relics of the past, clinging to some right-wing paradise that never really existed.

As soon as they all die off, this country will be a much better place.

[Nevermind]

Wait, it's been a concerted effort by the left to paint the Tea Partiers as evil? Fucking morons go around calling Pelosi and Obama "Nazis" and Communists" and it's the left who is crossing the line?

Those poor misunderstood Tea Party nutbars. You saw that video I posted. They are fucking Neanderthals. If they get painted as racists and ignoramuses it's because that's what they are (a percentage of them at least).

Yep. It's not a legit movement. It's simply a collection of old white racists letting off steam and frustration - they are the dregs of society.

These lowlives are simply relics of the past, clinging to some right-wing paradise that never really existed.

As soon as they all die off, this country will be a much better place.

Seriously, just look at these racists.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sV6bNpNU ... r_embedded



The tea party posts, are some of the most stupid, asinine, things I've ever read on this board. Someone opposes massive expansion of government, huge debt, huge deficits, well then, you sir are a racist and should die. I guess the American people who disagree with King Obama's policies should just shut up and bow down to the great one. I'll have to get on youtube and see how the bow is done correctly, by watching King Obama bow down to all those foreign leaders.

[Ugmo]

The tea party posts, are some of the most stupid, asinine, things I've ever read on this board. Someone opposes massive expansion of government, huge debt, huge deficits, well then, you sir are a racist and should die. I guess the American people who disagree with King Obama's policies should just shut up and bow down to the great one. I'll have to get on youtube and see how the bow is done correctly, by watching King Obama bow down to all those foreign leaders.

The problem with the Teabaggers is they do not know what the fuck they are talking about. It would be one thing if they opposed Obama's policies on their merit, but they don't. They are protesting against shit that doesn't make sense. So they're against big government? Where the fuck were they when GWB was expanding the government at a record pace? They're against deficit spending and fiscal irresponsibility? Well then why did the movement spring up immediately after Obama won the election (following eight years of Dubya's fiscal irresponsibility and prior to Obama's even having the opportunity to present a non-balanced budget)? That shit is not the least bit consistent, and there are two possible explanations for it:

a) That's not what they actually stand for
b) They do not understand what is actually going on

I think the former applies to some extent. Some of these people really are old crotchety racists who think Obama is a little too uppity.

But the latter is definitely the case. These morons think Obama has raised their taxes. He hasn't. In fact, they don't seem to have the first clue how much they actually pay in taxes:

http://www.forbes.com/2010/03/18/tea-pa ... tlett.html

Tuesday's Tea Party crowd, however, thought that federal taxes were almost three times as high as they actually are. The average response was 42% of GDP and the median 40%. The highest figure recorded in all of American history was half those figures: 20.9% at the peak of World War II in 1944.

To follow up, Tea Partyers were asked how much they think a typical family making $50,000 per year pays in federal income taxes. The average response was $12,710, the median $10,000. In percentage terms this means a tax burden of between 20% and 25% of income.

Of course, it's hard to know what any particular individual or family pays in taxes, but according to IRS tax tables, a single person with $50,000 in taxable income last year would owe $8,694 in federal income taxes, and a married couple filing jointly would owe $6,669.

Considering these idiots get their news from two sources - Fox News and conservative talk radio - it's not surprising they don't know WTF they're talking about, because they aren't provided with accurate, unbiased information by the sources they go to. If they weren't so goddamn ignorant they'd probably be Obama supporters, since his policies actually benefit their demographic (old and middle to lower income). But instead they congregate in large numbers and act like jackasses. The best service they could possibly do themselves would be to nominate a bunch of far-right lunatics and third-party candidates in the upcoming primaries so that the Republicans lose a bunch of seats in the general election.

[lerxstcat]

The next time would be the first time.

This may very well be the funniest thing ever written on this board.

This is a guy who just quoted something HE wrote before and really thought he had just proven that Ugmo had written it.

[tin00can]

Wait, it's been a concerted effort by the left to paint the Tea Partiers as evil? Fucking morons go around calling Pelosi and Obama "Nazis" and Communists" and it's the left who is crossing the line?

Those poor misunderstood Tea Party nutbars. You saw that video I posted. They are fucking Neanderthals. If they get painted as racists and ignoramuses it's because that's what they are (a percentage of them at least).

Yep. It's not a legit movement. It's simply a collection of old white racists letting off steam and frustration - they are the dregs of society.

These lowlives are simply relics of the past, clinging to some right-wing paradise that never really existed.

As soon as they all die off, this country will be a much better place.

Seriously, just look at these racists.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sV6bNpNU ... r_embedded



The tea party posts, are some of the most stupid, asinine, things I've ever read on this board. Someone opposes massive expansion of government, huge debt, huge deficits, well then, you sir are a racist and should die. I guess the American people who disagree with King Obama's policies should just shut up and bow down to the great one. I'll have to get on youtube and see how the bow is done correctly, by watching King Obama bow down to all those foreign leaders.

Great, you found about five black people who are tea partiers, at least one of whom wants Texas to secede. Go ahead, Texas, become your own little country and we'll cut off government aid completely.

Also, the people who disagree with "King Obama" should just vote him out of office in 2012. That's how this country works. And I hope you enjoy 2.5 more years of "watching King Obama bow down to all those foreign leaders." That's how our country works. By the way, you forgot to call him the messiah and a socialist; perhaps you were saving that for another post.

[MasterOfMeatPuppets]

This is a guy who just quoted something HE wrote before and really thought he had just proven that Ugmo had written it.

Please post. I'd be interested to see this.

While I missed YourMomma's self-owning courtesy of Ugmo, there is this one where he fucked up and owned himself again while attempting his usual trick of selective quoting.
viewtopic.php?p=4634858#p4634858

No, dumbasses who ram somebody's car because of a goddamn bumper sticker = lunatics. Where did anybody say that all Americans are lunatics?

This is what happens when you go against the will of the majority of lunatics.

[Ugmo]

He just raised taxes $500,000,000,000 dollars with the health care bill

No:

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter ... o-pay-hea/

and is allowing the Bush tax cuts to expire at the end of this year which is equal to the largest tax increase in U.S. history. Sounds like the Tea Party does know what they're talking about after all.

... and no:

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter ... r-incomes/


It's unlikely too many of the Teabaggers make enough to be affected by any of Obama's higher taxes. I think you must be a Teabagger yourself (Nevermind?), as you are as clueless as they are.

[tin00can]

Quick, your mama! Change the subject! Either that, or cut up somebody else's post to try to make it look like you're right.

[Ugmo]

Yes:

http://www.cnbc.com/id/35948289/Health_ ... nvestments

The result is a bill that would raise a total of $438 billion in new taxes over the next decade.

First line from your link:

High-income families would be hit with a tax increase on wages and a new levy on investments under President Barack Obama's health care overhaul bill.

Nice self-ownage. Explain how this applies to the Teabaggers, very few of whom are in this income bracket.

It's unlikely too many of the Teabaggers make enough to be affected by any of Obama's higher taxes.

Taxes are going higher under Obama and the democrat leadership??? But we were told that taxes would not be raised for 95% of America if we elected the chosen one...

You just contradicted yourself. That makes 5 percent on whom taxes will be raised. You probably are a teabagger, since you equate the raising of taxes on anyone at all to apply to yourself, whether or not you make 250 big ones a year.

[MasterOfMeatPuppets]

This is a guy who just quoted something HE wrote before and really thought he had just proven that Ugmo had written it.

Still waiting.

This is a guy who just quoted something HE wrote before and really thought he had just proven that Ugmo had written it.

Please post. I'd be interested to see this.

Either you messed this up also or you're a liar. Which one?

there is this one where he fucked up and owned himself again while attempting his usual trick of selective quoting.
viewtopic.php?p=4634858#p4634858

This is what happens when you go against the will of the majority of lunatics.

Wasn't my quote. Try again.

Are you saying that you didn't make that post? It's under your account, isn't it? You are too stupid to quote people properly and too stupid to notice,

[Ugmo]

Something you need to know about the Tea Party:

41% are not Republicans.

Sure, they're like the "independents" who periodically show up here: refuse to be described as Republicans, yet vote for the Republicans every single time. The might as well be Republicans.

Really? I stated that Obama and the democrats just rasied taxes by hundreds of billions of dollars and you said they did not. I provided a link to support my claim. You lose.

Well in that case you gave a completely irrelevant response to my original post, which was:

The problem with the Teabaggers is they do not know what the fuck they are talking about. These morons think Obama has raised their taxes. He hasn't.

Hardly any of these nutjobs are wealthy, therefore Obama's tax increases do not apply to them. But they don't seem to realize that.

Hmmm.... I don't know. I was told that the Bush tax cuts were only for the rich, yet I got one as did everyone else so...

Yeah, and the rich got MUCH larger tax breaks that they didn't need but which blew the deficit wide open.

[Nevermind]

Yeah, and the rich got MUCH larger tax breaks that they didn't need but which blew the deficit wide open.

And there it is. A true example of the liberal mindset. You realize, that this is their money right? Money they earned. Yet you and other liberals are able to decide what is money "they don't need".

[tin00can]

Are you saying that you didn't make that post? It's under your account, isn't it? You are too stupid to quote people properly and too stupid to notice,

Luminiferous changed my quote. Nice try.

So how does it feel to be on the other side of that action for once?

[Ugmo]

And there it is. A true example of the liberal mindset. You realize, that this is their money right? Money they earned. Yet you and other liberals are able to decide what is money "they don't need".

How much would they "earn" if there weren't a government enabling them to make money by putting all the conditions in place that enable them to profit from the system? That's why I always chuckle whenever some conservative goes on about how the government wants to take "his" money away from him. Without the government you would probably be quavering in the corner fending off the wolves. You need the government to survive and prosper, and the government costs money.

[MasterOfMeatPuppets]

Are you saying that you didn't make that post? It's under your account, isn't it? You are too stupid to quote people properly and too stupid to notice,

Luminiferous changed my quote. Nice try.

That was your post. Don't deny it.