I wish I lived in Alabama

Woosh · Post by **Woosh** » Mon Apr 26, 2010 11:57 pm

wanna vote for this dude:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9ohsvJHkbY

What's your favorite part of the vid, the "Learn It!" or the Glenn Beck style sad, looking down face at the end?

tin00can · Post by **tin00can** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 2:49 am

Ugmo · Post by **Ugmo** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 3:28 am

Did he say "make us get driver's license exams in 12 languages"? I can picture a whole lot of Alabamans going "Fuck that, I ain't learning 11 more languages just to get my license!"

KneelandBobDylan · Post by **KneelandBobDylan** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 6:29 am

Not that living in Tennessee is any better, but I live about 30 miles from the Alabama/Tn border, and if any place needs a border patrol, it's the Alabama/Tn border.

It's like I live in an area of concentrated stupid.

VinnieKulick · Post by **VinnieKulick** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 10:32 am

KneelandBobDylan wrote:Not that living in Tennessee is any better, but I live about 30 miles from the Alabama/Tn border, and if any place needs a border patrol, it's the Alabama/Tn border.

It's like I live in an area of concentrated stupid.

My hometown is in Mississippi, about 20 minutes from Tennessee and 30 from Alabama. I know exactly what you're talking about!

MasterOfMeatPuppets · Post by **MasterOfMeatPuppets** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:02 pm

Ugmo wrote:Did he say "make us get driver's license exams in 12 languages"? I can picture a whole lot of Alabamans going "Fuck that, I ain't learning 11 more languages just to get my license!"

It would be great if they bothered to master English.

cc117 · Post by **cc117** » Wed Apr 28, 2010 3:44 am

VinnieKulick wrote:
KneelandBobDylan wrote:Not that living in Tennessee is any better, but I live about 30 miles from the Alabama/Tn border, and if any place needs a border patrol, it's the Alabama/Tn border.

It's like I live in an area of concentrated stupid.
My hometown is in Mississippi, about 20 minutes from Tennessee and 30 from Alabama. I know exactly what you're talking about!

There is a saying we have in Tennessee. Thank God for Alabama/Mississippi.

Woosh · Post by **Woosh** » Wed Apr 28, 2010 6:04 pm

"it makes sense to me, doesn't it to you?"

this man has coined the greatest catchphrase of our time.

TravisBickelsMohawk · Mon May 03, 2010 11:51 am

Ugmo wrote:Did he say "make us get driver's license exams in 12 languages"? I can picture a whole lot of Alabamans going "Fuck that, I ain't learning 11 more languages just to get my license!"

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Mon May 03, 2010 1:36 pm

I bet the Cullman Liquidation guy could kick his ass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-RLqLx1iYI

lerxstcat · Post by **lerxstcat** » Mon May 03, 2010 2:26 pm

Ugmo wrote:Did he say "make us get driver's license exams in 12 languages"? I can picture a whole lot of Alabamans going "Fuck that, I ain't learning 11 more languages just to get my license!"

No, he said "make us GIVE driver's license exams in 12 languages" and then said they'll only be given in English if he is governor.

If you want to portray Alabamans as dumb yahoos, you might start by comprehending the commercial yourself to establish yourself as the smart guy!

MasterOfMeatPuppets · Post by **MasterOfMeatPuppets** » Mon May 03, 2010 5:19 pm

lerxstcat wrote:
Ugmo wrote:Did he say "make us get driver's license exams in 12 languages"? I can picture a whole lot of Alabamans going "Fuck that, I ain't learning 11 more languages just to get my license!"
No, he said "make us GIVE driver's license exams in 12 languages" and then said they'll only be given in English if he is governor.

If you want to portray Alabamans as dumb yahoos, you might start by comprehending the commercial yourself to establish yourself as the smart guy!

Let Alabamans portray themselves as dumb yahoos. They're better at it.

Ugmo · Post by **Ugmo** » Mon May 03, 2010 10:50 pm

lerxstcat wrote:
Ugmo wrote:Did he say "make us get driver's license exams in 12 languages"? I can picture a whole lot of Alabamans going "Fuck that, I ain't learning 11 more languages just to get my license!"
No, he said "make us GIVE driver's license exams in 12 languages" and then said they'll only be given in English if he is governor.

If you want to portray Alabamans as dumb yahoos, you might start by comprehending the commercial yourself to establish yourself as the smart guy!

Hey, I don't speak Alabaman! How'm I supposed to understand the guy?

lerxstcat · Post by **lerxstcat** » Tue May 04, 2010 8:59 am

Ugmo wrote:
lerxstcat wrote:
Ugmo wrote:Did he say "make us get driver's license exams in 12 languages"? I can picture a whole lot of Alabamans going "Fuck that, I ain't learning 11 more languages just to get my license!"
No, he said "make us GIVE driver's license exams in 12 languages" and then said they'll only be given in English if he is governor.

If you want to portray Alabamans as dumb yahoos, you might start by comprehending the commercial yourself to establish yourself as the smart guy!
Hey, I don't speak Alabaman! How'm I supposed to understand the guy?

Not sure if that's a function of living in Austria or of being from Maine and Michigan....

Rednecks of the Northeast and the Midwest are just as rednecky as rednecks of the South. Just a different kind of hick accent.

TravisBickelsMohawk · Tue May 04, 2010 12:38 pm

Heavy Metal Parking Lot was filmed in Landover, Maryland. Just sayin'.

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