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I think we should discuss it here, as the other Wikileaks thread evolved (I won't say degenerated, as it was quite the opposite) into informing Cliffenstein as to what a ridiculous waste of fucking space that man is.

So - the highlights for me have been the following revelations:

1) That Gaddafi travels around with a Ukranian nurse at all times, described as a 'voluptuous blonde'.

2) That our very own Prince Andrew is, in my opinion, a complete asshole. Capital punishment for treason was abolished in 1998, so I feel safe enough to say this. Snooping into corrupt arms deals, eh? Whatever will those pesky investigative journalists get up to this time?

3) The Vice President of Afghanistan turned up in the UAE with $52 million in coin, didn't explain its provenance and was still allowed to keep it. What japes!

4) Great quote on the wife of the President of Azerbaijan: she's said to have had "so much plastic surgery that it is possible to confuse her for one of her daughters from a distance, but that she can barely still move her face."

CliffByford wrote:I think we should discuss it here, as the other Wikileaks thread evolved (I won't say degenerated, as it was quite the opposite) into informing Cliffenstein as to what a ridiculous waste of fucking space that man is.

So - the highlights for me have been the following revelations:

1) That Gaddafi travels around with a Ukranian nurse at all times, described as a 'voluptuous blonde'.

Don't forget his all-virgin bodyguards:

Stone cold pimpin'

2) That our very own Prince Andrew is, in my opinion, a complete asshole. Capital punishment for treason was abolished in 1998, so I feel safe enough to say this. Snooping into corrupt arms deals, eh? Whatever will those pesky investigative journalists get up to this time?

He's a royal douchebag, it would seem.

3) The Vice President of Afghanistan turned up in the UAE with $52 million in coin, didn't explain its provenance and was still allowed to keep it. What japes!

What happens in Afghanistan stays in Afghanistan, unless it's money.

4) Great quote on the wife of the President of Azerbaijan: she's said to have had "so much plastic surgery that it is possible to confuse her for one of her daughters from a distance, but that she can barely still move her face."

She makes Joan Rivers look expressive.

MasterOfMeatPuppets wrote:

CliffByford wrote:I think we should discuss it here, as the other Wikileaks thread evolved (I won't say degenerated, as it was quite the opposite) into informing Cliffenstein as to what a ridiculous waste of fucking space that man is.

So - the highlights for me have been the following revelations:

1) That Gaddafi travels around with a Ukranian nurse at all times, described as a 'voluptuous blonde'.

Don't forget his all-virgin bodyguards:

Stone cold pimpin'

He obviously pays them in Sephora gift cards.

Totally avoiding the politics of the issue but that Julian Assange guy just LOOKS shady as all hell.