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And so it begins......

Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 12:32 pm
by KneelandBobDylan
http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_theticket ... g-sworn-in

House GOP leaders are scrambling to remedy the rocky start to the opening of the 112th Congress by approving a measure Friday to invalidate votes taken by two Republican lawmakers who weren't properly sworn in.

As The Ticket reported Thursday, the leaders were stunned discover that two representatives — veteran Texas Rep. Pete Sessions and freshman Pennsylvania Rep. Mike Fitzpatrick — weren't on the House floor Wednesday during the official swearing-in. Instead, they were in the Capitol Visitors Center at a party marking Fitzpatrick's first day in Congress. At one point, the lawmakers looked up and noticed on TV that the oath was being administered to their colleagues.

As the Morning Call's Colby Itkowitz reported, the two raised their hands and joined along with their comrades. But under House rules, a TV-mediated swearing-in doesn't count. Sessions and Fitzpatrick continued to vote on the floor, even though they weren't properly sworn in -- which has effectively invalidated every vote the House has taken since Wednesday, including the vote to elect John Boehner as speaker.
What are they doing being in control of anything?

Fuckin' Bufoons.

Re: And so it begins......

Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 2:48 pm
by WhiteHouseSubsAC
Were they sticking cigars in fat intern pussy while they were supposed to be working?

Didn't think so.

Re: And so it begins......

Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 2:49 pm
by MasterOfMeatPuppets
WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:Were they sticking cigars in fat intern pussy while they were supposed to be working?
They would have stuck it in the wrong hole. :lol:

Re: And so it begins......

Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 3:57 pm
by MurrayFiend
MasterOfMeatPuppets wrote:
WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:Were they sticking cigars in fat intern pussy while they were supposed to be working?
They would have stuck it in the wrong hole. :lol:
How dare you suggest the Party of Family Values would do anything sexually immoral? How dare you?!

Re: And so it begins......

Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 4:31 pm
by KneelandBobDylan
WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:Were they sticking cigars in fat intern pussy while they were supposed to be working?

Didn't think so.
Well since we're going back in time, at least they didn't order the Watergate break-in either.

Re: And so it begins......

Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 5:26 pm
by JakeYonkel
The Democrat controlled Congress did such a bang-up job. It's definitely a good idea to start bashing the Republicans.

Re: And so it begins......

Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:59 pm
by vlad
WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:Were they sticking cigars in fat intern pussy while they were supposed to be working?

Didn't think so.

Dude, Clinton multi-tasked. He would be on the phone in the middle of the night haranguing some other politician while fucking around with the intern. It wasn't either or.... :P

Re: And so it begins......

Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:38 pm
by vanitybinge
vlad wrote:
WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:Were they sticking cigars in fat intern pussy while they were supposed to be working?

Didn't think so.

Dude, Clinton multi-tasked. He would be on the phone in the middle of the night haranguing some other politician while fucking around with the intern. It wasn't either or.... :P
Yea he could drop the bombs on innocent families in Kosovo while he busted his nut all over a bitch's face. Gangsta.

Re: And so it begins......

Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 9:10 pm
by MasterOfMeatPuppets
vanitybinge wrote:
vlad wrote:
WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:Were they sticking cigars in fat intern pussy while they were supposed to be working?

Didn't think so.

Dude, Clinton multi-tasked. He would be on the phone in the middle of the night haranguing some other politician while fucking around with the intern. It wasn't either or.... :P
Yea he could drop the bombs on innocent families in Kosovo while he busted his nut all over a bitch's face. Gangsta.
It's hard to plead innocence as you shovel dirt over a mass grave.

Re: And so it begins......

Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 8:15 am
by tin00can
I wonder if Boehner cried about this.

Re: And so it begins......

Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 10:19 pm
by CrouchingStonerHiddenBong
They should be shot.

Re: And so it begins......

Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 10:26 pm
by MurrayFiend
CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:They should be shot.
I'm sure there are countries in which they could be.

Re: And so it begins......

Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 5:39 pm
by Skate4RnR
Gettin' drunk or gettin' sworn in?

I kinda like these guys!

Re: And so it begins......

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:23 am
by Crazy Levi
I also think some of those Republicans aren't even American Citizens.

Someone should look into this.

Re: And so it begins......

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 4:20 pm
by Skate4RnR
Those naughty boyz!