Metal Sludge Gossip Board

Douche. Chills.

Wait, can a dude have douche chills? Whatever.


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You know. The word. It sucks. I hate it.

Boobs are ok in my book though. If I've offended any of your boobs out there with my clumsy posting I will happily hug them all better.

No dudes.

I see that my pathetic attempt to get ladies to go all "My boobs are totally pissed at you, tee hee! It might take a lot of hugs to make them feel better, tee hee!" has not worked.

And I've always been told that chicks dig desperateness. I don't get it!

At least stoner typed with her boobs. That makes me feel a little better.

I agree about ta-tas, knuckman. titties, too.

With a lady I call them "boobs" or "breasts", with a floozy I call them "tits" or "melons" or "bazongas".

I say "boobs."

Interesting. I took you for a "bazongas" type of girl.

knuckles.is.contractual wrote:Interesting. I took you for a "bazongas" type of girl.

I get that so often.

I called them "tits" today instead of "boobs." It was a little strange, but not terrible.

Were you speaking with a floozy?

Knuckles, I was not speaking to a floozy, I was speaking about a floozy.

It was something to the effect of "She's always got her tits hanging out when she comes to see him."

Oh yeah! I hate "milks" worse than all of them!

"Cannons" - good or bad?

I heard "chest penises" today, so there you go. . . .

I would never use "cannons" personally, but it doesn't make me go "huwaahguwa". They better be big if you're gonna throw around "cannons" though.

I might slap someone who said "chest penises" before my conscious self could stop me.

knuckles.is.contractual wrote:I would never use "cannons" personally, but it doesn't make me go "huwaahguwa". They better be big if you're gonna throw around "cannons" though.

Yeah, gals my size really only have Derringers.

Sweater Kittens. Funbags.

24 hours later, i'm thinking "chest penises" is actually p. funny. Wouldn't say it IRL, though.