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Knuckman, Don't Look in Here for Your Own Sanity's Sake

Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 8:22 pm
by Woosh
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Re: Knuckman, Don't Look in Here for Your Own Sanity's Sake

Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 8:25 pm
by Bridget
Does he have chains of streptococcus on his shirt?

Re: Knuckman, Don't Look in Here for Your Own Sanity's Sake

Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 8:32 pm
by Mazerati
The Mighty Woosh wrote:Image
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Re: Knuckman, Don't Look in Here for Your Own Sanity's Sake

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 6:32 am
by knuckles.is.contractual
Dwayne Wayne was awesome. He got to bang pretty much all the hot chicks on that show from what I remember. Of everybody in the entire world you're the only person who thinks I was offended that you called me Dwayne Wayne. I was just tired of hearing you go on about how offended I was. HEY GUESS WHAT!

Re: Knuckman, Don't Look in Here for Your Own Sanity's Sake

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 9:55 am
by MurrayFiend
I had to Google that shit. Sometimes I'm just too young, man.

Re: Knuckman, Don't Look in Here for Your Own Sanity's Sake

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:52 am
by Woosh
knuckles.is.contractual wrote:Dwayne Wayne was awesome. He got to bang pretty much all the hot chicks on that show from what I remember. Of everybody in the entire world you're the only person who thinks I was offended that you called me Dwayne Wayne. I was just tired of hearing you go on about how offended I was. HEY GUESS WHAT!
sig material.

Re: Knuckman, Don't Look in Here for Your Own Sanity's Sake

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 8:56 am
by knuckles.is.contractual
3/4s of what I post is sig material. I'm motherfucking quote-worthy.

Re: Knuckman, Don't Look in Here for Your Own Sanity's Sake

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 1:45 pm
by Bridget
knuckles.is.contractual wrote:3/4s of what I post is sig material. I'm motherfucking quote-worthy.
Like this one, for example:
Knuckman wrote:Okay asshole, if it'll make you happy, all your posts are lame. All your jokes. All your insightful musings. All your silly throwaways. All the admissions of deep dark secrets. Any time you say an animal is cute or a woman is hot. Whenever you let us know something sucks. Whenever you tell us you think something is neato mosquito. Your poetry? It blows ass. And your stories can all go suck goat dick. Every time you touch your keyboard while posting at metal sludge you suck. Does that do it for you? Have I covered enough situations in which you lick taint to satisfy you? I couldn't just say "your jokes are lame" and get out of the thread without having to have a fight with an assfuck like you? I gotta cover the whole goddamn rainbow of your shitness?
It's too long to be a good sig, but I like it and felt like quoting it.

Re: Knuckman, Don't Look in Here for Your Own Sanity's Sake

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 9:14 am
by knuckles.is.contractual
I had a little too much coffee yesterday. :oops:

Re: Knuckman, Don't Look in Here for Your Own Sanity's Sake

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 9:30 am
by MurrayFiend
I never get fucking compliments anymore. :|

Re: Knuckman, Don't Look in Here for Your Own Sanity's Sake

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 1:38 pm
by knuckles.is.contractual
I was gonna say you are getting some in wooshley's discrete thread, but on second thought I'm pretty sure they're all talking about me.

Re: Knuckman, Don't Look in Here for Your Own Sanity's Sake

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 1:40 pm
by MurrayFiend
I knew IDI liked your tits better than mine.

Re: Knuckman, Don't Look in Here for Your Own Sanity's Sake

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 1:45 pm
by Bridget
MurrayFiend wrote:I knew IDI liked your tits better than mine.
I love your tits, Fiend.

Re: Knuckman, Don't Look in Here for Your Own Sanity's Sake

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 1:48 pm
by MurrayFiend
Oh, my. You're too kind. You're gonna have my chil'ens soon, don't forget.

Re: Knuckman, Don't Look in Here for Your Own Sanity's Sake

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:05 pm
by Bridget
MurrayFiend wrote:Oh, my. You're too kind. You're gonna have my chil'ens soon, don't forget.
How could I?