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I don't like them.

I also dislike pink camouflage. Just in case you wondered about my stance on these two things.
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Pink camouflage SUCKS.
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Never worn either. Guess I'm in the clear.
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You could wear a pink camouflage skirt with pockets and I'd still like you, MurrayFiend.
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Why would bitches ever need any pockets at all? Society allows them to carry purses.

When I go out with the old lady to a bar or something, she never wants to be weighed down by her purse so she gives me her phone, lipstick, license, bank card and whatever else she wants to bring like contact solution, that kind of shit, and I have to put it all in MY pockets cuz she doesn't want her pants to be all bulgy. Every time I try to find my lighter I gotta empty my fucking personal effects onto the bar like I'm getting booked into lock-up or something.

Pockets for chick clothes... why fucking bother? It's like making condoms for the Pope.
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exitflagger wrote:Why would bitches ever need any pockets at all? Society allows them to carry purses.

When I go out with the old lady to a bar or something, she never wants to be weighed down by her purse so she gives me her phone, lipstick, license, bank card and whatever else she wants to bring like contact solution, that kind of shit, and I have to put it all in MY pockets cuz she doesn't want her pants to be all bulgy. Every time I try to find my lighter I gotta empty my fucking personal effects onto the bar like I'm getting booked into lock-up or something.

Pockets for chick clothes... why fucking bother? It's like making condoms for the Pope.
I don't usually carry a purse, but I also don't make anyone else carry my shit. I travel light, just a lipstick, keys, and debit card/ID, so my pockets don't bulge.
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exitflagger wrote: When I go out with the old lady to a bar or something, she never wants to be weighed down by her purse so she gives me her phone, lipstick, license, bank card and whatever else she wants to bring like contact solution, that kind of shit, and I have to put it all in MY pockets cuz she doesn't want her pants to be all bulgy.
Maybe she's just trying to tell you that your pants are less bulgy than she would like.
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knuckles.is.contractual wrote:Maybe she's just trying to tell you that your pants are less bulgy than she would like.
Not possible. I've been stuffing my drawers with rolled up socks for years. I call it my "wonderwear".

You'd think she would catch on after all this time.
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IDIAMINDADA wrote:You are supposed to stuff the front by the way.
That wasn't socks.

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I feel like I was awfully negative in that first post of mine, so I'll say something I like. Bookmarks. Also, parties.
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I can't remember the last time I bought a skirt that had pockets; it was probably a jean skirt back in 98.

I hate purses, though - I usually leave mine in the car.
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Rompers with pockets are ok too. As long as the whole romper is cute.
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Bridget wrote:Rompers with pockets are ok too. As long as the whole romper is cute.
But...but...but...rompers are never cute! Now I'm just confused.

Bridget, I hope you know that when I marry your cousin I plan to wear a pink camouflage denim skirt with pockets. Hopefully you'll be able to see past your negativity on that joyous day.
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I own 4 skirts with pockets and wear them all the time.
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MissBrownstone wrote:
Bridget wrote:Rompers with pockets are ok too. As long as the whole romper is cute.
But...but...but...rompers are never cute! Now I'm just confused.

Bridget, I hope you know that when I marry your cousin I plan to wear a pink camouflage denim skirt with pockets. Hopefully you'll be able to see past your negativity on that joyous day.
It's cool. I'll be wearing a romper. My cousin LOVES rompers.
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And FYI - the romper as beach cover-up is cute. Even if it makes your butt look big.
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Bridget wrote:And FYI - the romper as beach cover-up is cute. Even if it makes your butt look big.
I've noticed a small romper trend the past few years, but I don't think anyone older than, say, 5 years old should wear one. You could be the sole exception to the rule, B, i don't know.
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The Mighty Woosh wrote:
Bridget wrote:And FYI - the romper as beach cover-up is cute. Even if it makes your butt look big.
I've noticed a small romper trend the past few years, but I don't think anyone older than, say, 5 years old should wear one. You could be the sole exception to the rule, B, i don't know.
I doubt I am, but let's just pretend.
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