If you say "Shut the front door!" as a substitute for "Shut the fuck up!" while in my physical presence, you WILL incur a swift punch to the throat.
No exceptions.
Have a nice day.
My New Personal Policy
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My New Personal Policy
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Have you actually been in the presence of someone saying this? If so, I suggest you surround yourself with new people.exitflagger wrote:If you say "Shut the front door!" as a substitute for "Shut the fuck up!" while in my physical presence, you WILL incur a swift punch to the throat.
No exceptions.
Have a nice day.
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I've only overheard it. I'm starting to hear it more on TV which means it'll soon be more pervasive than anybody should allow it to be.Bridget wrote:Have you actually been in the presence of someone saying this?
I honestly don't think any court in the land would disagree that "Shut the front door" requires a response of justifiable assault and battery. Murder, on the other hand might be a bit much but hey, sometimes these things happen.
Drunk Mazeraturd wrote: ...but hes going to run and hes going to win.
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I think the worst you'd get is a slap on the wrist.exitflagger wrote: I honestly don't think any court in the land would disagree that "Shut the front door" requires a response of justifiable assault and battery. Murder, on the other hand might be a bit much but hey, sometimes these things happen.
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The horse is going to get out of the barn!
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Murder requires premedititation. I'm thinking justifiable homicide in the name of eradicating this scourge.exitflagger wrote:I've only overheard it. I'm starting to hear it more on TV which means it'll soon be more pervasive than anybody should allow it to be.Bridget wrote:Have you actually been in the presence of someone saying this?
I honestly don't think any court in the land would disagree that "Shut the front door" requires a response of justifiable assault and battery. Murder, on the other hand might be a bit much but hey, sometimes these things happen.