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Thinking about Posting in Musicians Wanted Exclusively

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 6:16 pm
by Woosh
...from here on in. Maybe I'll wait another day or two: who knows? When it's this quiet, it feels like your own personal diary (which you've purposefully left open because your'e voyeuristic and you have a fetish or something)

Why would I do it?

1. It could be refreshing to get away from all the crap.

2. Find out if I'm actually contributing. Like yeah, I'm posting. But what do my posts MEAN to people, man?! How do I reach these KEEEDS?

3. IDK.....something existential.

I have to be honest: And I'm not even on a Blair Surf- tip right now: It's so creepy posting this now that I can't possibly explain, reader that will be lucky to come lurking across this. I am literally talking to myself. On the internet. But everybody's on the internet, you say! Not so, lurker friend. I'm getting ready to crack the fucking Matrix yet again, so hold on to your BUTTS.

Seriously, go on the gossip board: type your fucking heart out, and all you do is weird someone out because you wrote TWO paragraphs instead of one sentence. Who wants a discussion? Who wants well thought out responses? Why did Tim Miller tell us all about the "vanjaculation" story? That's his business!!!! And people don't CARE anymore!!!! Sick, sad, world. Yet, we can create beauty. Just as I put some lipstick on this pig that is Metal Sludge Forums, and made yet another heart- out pouring to no one and eveyrone all at once. LOVE ONE ANOTHER.

Re: Thinking about Posting in Musicians Wanted Exclusively

Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 8:19 am
by Stoner
Thinking about joining you.

Until I get bored.

Re: Thinking about Posting in Musicians Wanted Exclusively

Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 4:12 pm
by Woosh
That would be so fun! :lol:

Okay, if you do me the honour and chill in this cool posting room, I will bring my A-game, and be soooo NOT BORING.

And really, how could this be any more boring then the rest of the place? :lol: Your very presence breed excitement, and I practically OOZE it from my pores.

INTERESTING people like me use "CAPS" and "QUOTES" even when they don't' make "sense", OR if they even are "necessary".

First Rule of Musicians Wanted 2014:

I. Don't be Boring.


I would like to make funniness a law, but I am willing to be merciful about it, because I'll be honest, sometimes I fall short of the mark myself. Part of that might be my own awkwardness or weird sense of humour, but other times, it's just that I forget the audience I'm playing to, by large. If I keep it here, none of these problems will exist, and I will post in a utopia. Posting Paradise.

Re: Thinking about Posting in Musicians Wanted Exclusively

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2014 4:12 am
by caroline
I was wondering where you'd gone. Such a prolific poster and then poof. Gone. So self-imposed partial exile, huh? Like a vacation, but not. A retreat, maybe. Interesting. I'll peek in from time to time to see how it's going. And apologies for violating the First Rule right out of the gate. Wait. Maybe I can fix that. SOOOO "sorry"!

Re: Thinking about Posting in Musicians Wanted Exclusively

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2014 10:14 am
by Woosh
I remember when this place was DEAD, caroline. The first time I posted here with a few select others, nobody even noticed for a while. I guess it's kinda different because there's at least one guy here posting terrible jokes to nobody. And you found me. :lol:

And don't worry, you didn't break any rules, either. I was just kidding before, everyone knows that there are no rules here. This......this is the jungle. Welcome.

To the jungle.

Welcome to it.

'It' being the jungle.

To 'it', Welcome.

Welcome to the Jungle.

GUNS N ROSES 8)

Re: Thinking about Posting in Musicians Wanted Exclusively

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2014 7:35 pm
by Woosh
Stoner wrote:Thinking about joining you.

Until I get bored.

Wow. It is pretty easy to get bored here. :lol:

I have been having a hard time staying in here, even though it is also boring on the outside. :lol:

I think this may still become my diary, though. or a journal, at the very least.