TheMetalChick needs to shut up...

RockSkar · Post by **RockSkar** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:09 pm

Ah what the fuck.

ESD may cause a catastrophic failure that appears immediately or a latent failure in which gradual degradation occurs during use, resulting in eventual failure.

Seriously, man, this is Chapter 1 shit here.

Son_of_Sam_I_Am · Post by **Son_of_Sam_I_Am** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:17 pm

RockNRev wrote:
Son_of_Sam_I_Am wrote: Holy shit! That must have cost you at LEAST $10!
Oops! Your jealousy fell out again. Tuck that little guy back in there, jr.

You're goddamn right I'm jealous of a shitty little $10 watch!

Because...

...because...um...

...well, I'm sure it makes sense on your planet.

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:13 pm

RockNRev wrote:[
quote="Aquanetsuperhold"]
RockNRev wrote:^^^Translation^^^: "We, the masked losers who are fat, greasy, lonely and stinky, see that you not only uttered the name "Rev," which makes us tremble with fear, but you posted your mug online and as expected from our little mob of losers, we will latch onto you like a pubic crab and do our best to make you itch. It's what we live for and if you check our posts, it's all we really do around here. If only we had lives..."

But look at the bright side, Jake... You'll get some fun pictures of yourself made by people with fat asses and tons of free time on their hands.
You seem to jump right in first thing in the morning. Don't think you've missed a day of posting. You keep telling eveyone how busy you are, couldn't be too busy- you are here everyday. I don't go tit- for-tat with every post.

Oh and just because people don't feel the need to post picutres of themselves all this or any site, doesnt's mean they are fat or greasy etc. It means they are smart and realize that its best to keep yourself on the other side of the net. I have had a stalker in real life, I don't feel the need to make my entire life available to the masses. I have no need for that kind of attention. I have plenty of friends and people that love me in real life I don't need to make more over the internet. People can find your address easily and and drop by your house. If you are out- someone could easly sucker punch you for some of the shit you've said here and you would have no idea who they were. It's hard to tell them what a coward they are while you are picking up your teeth of driveway.
Methinks thou dost protest too much!

And morons... My heels are on the pavement and my toes are in the snow. I don't mean to rhyme but that's a reverse tippy toe. Where else should I have put my feet when the snow runs all the way around the car? ...But if you would like to add "Rev is 4'9"" to your list of facts, feel free. It's as accurate as the rest of your collection.

Next, I am a media and computer specialist. I spend most of my day at computers. I usually have at least 4 computers running at any given time and I am multi-tasking on all of them at once AND watching TV while I do it. I have an extremely active mind and it needs constant stimulation or it gets bored and makes me go out and do silly things.

So I HAVE an excuse for being here at a PC all the doo dah day and trust me, I make more money during the time you see me posting here in a day than you probably make all week, or two.

Be jealous. Be very jealous!

Also, do tell... What have I said here that you deem worthy of someone looking me up (which is easy since I'm a pretty public figure and I don't hide in my home behind a mask and a monitor) and "sucker punching me"? tell me all about those oh-so-offensive, punch-worthy lines of mine that apparently twisted your panties.

First off- Shakespeare- the correct quote is, "The lady DOTH protest too much, methinks." Its from Hamlet- read a book.

There was no protest either. Did I say I would ever be bothered to look you up? But you never know who might. The more posts of your we read, and as obviously out of touch with reality as you are, it's clear even the unstable have access to the internet. My point, and again, stick to the topic at hand, was why smart ,secure people don't feel the need to post all their personal information on the net to try and become a "public figure" or prove themselves to people they don't even know. You don't know who is reading it and what they would do with that info. It doesn't make them cowards like you call them, it proves they are smarter than you. For all the shit you say here and on the war board, people have been ass kicked for less. But you just keep on bullshitiing and dishing the info. You're a public figure?!!!Only in the most slightest way. That's only because you post all your personal info on sludge and ran to the newspapers for some ego stroking using the fire to try and build some self-esteem.

Yeah- I'm sure you make a ton of cash. We can tell by your sweet ride. 1-800-GEEK SQUAD

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:22 pm

LMGDAO @ this shit right here:

Anyone remember when ESG called LisaE. fat and she got so ate up with it that she posted pictures of her clothes tags?

That's what this shit reminds me of.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:30 pm

DejaVuDoo wrote:
RockNRev wrote:No, I replaced a motherboard in 9 minutes. And no, it's not hard. It's quite fast and easy for me because I am king.
LMFAO, ok Rev. King of the Geek Squad.

LMFAO!

"I CAN DO A NURSING HOME PLACEMENT IN 5 MINUTES, MOTHERFUCKERS! I'M QUEEN OF THE SOCIAL WORKERS!"

X a motherfucking million.

BTW...is a motherboard anything like a mothership, and more importantly, does it have anything to do with reptilian creatures?

AcillateM · Post by **AcillateM** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:36 pm

Well in that case, i can drink 4 beers while your still on your first.

I am the King of Beers!!

Buttwiper!!!

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:44 pm

The only people who are allowed to watch Jerry Springer at my work are the Psych patients.

Seriously, if I showed up to work looking like this:

they'd send me to Employee Health for a drug test, and then home for a shower.

RockNRedLobster wrote:Thanks for pointing out how professional I am though.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Wed Apr 11, 2007 5:11 pm

Shit, when you pull in that kind of cash, who the fuck needs to get paid for gigs?

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Wed Apr 11, 2007 5:15 pm

Why is Rev asking us if we can ride a cock?

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Wed Apr 11, 2007 5:17 pm

HAHAHAHA!

I guess if you can't see them, it means it's not gay?

JDV · Post by **JDV** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 5:21 pm

Rev, do you make those Bobcat Goldthwait faces on purpose or is it a physical ailment?

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:11 pm

Rev-Tard wrote:I replaced a motherboard in 9 minutes.

Get it down to eight and this could be yours.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:26 pm

RockNRev wrote:

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:06 pm

Yeah- it must be good to be the king.

Jack Drugless · Post by **Jack Drugless** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:15 pm

2Tempting wrote:
I'm thinking of going to night school for a couple of months so that I can become a computer fixer upper. I've always wanted to make less than a quarter of the money that I make now, just so I can have a cool watch, wear my hair in a skullet, and own a $2500 car.

It's good to see a young person with goals.

Jack Drugless · Post by **Jack Drugless** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:52 pm

FUCK.THE.FACTORY wrote:

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 8:06 pm

The Royal Lube.

Pill · Post by **Pill** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 8:19 pm

33.

Back to the bashing...

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Wed Apr 11, 2007 9:06 pm

FUCK.THE.FACTORY wrote:

LMGD*)&^&*#^&*#^$&(*(#MFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Wed Apr 11, 2007 9:25 pm

LMFAO @ Rev taking down the pictures he posted because he's "bored.". Iif by "bored" he means "tired of getting Photoshopped like a prison bitch", then yeah, I reckon he's bored as fuck.

I wonder how long it will be before he goes back and edits out all of his posts with a period (how fitting) - you know, like Dr. Toucan did?

You're killing me.

RockSkar · Post by **RockSkar** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 9:27 pm

RockNRev wrote:
Leave this other stuff to the pros like me.

Ok, dude. This is the first time I have ever done this on this forum and hopefully also the last.

Let's see your certificate.

Then we'll call you a pro.

BTW I don't even currently work in the actual computer industry. I work on computers but I'm also a graduate in other fields as well. I just took that certification shit because I already knew most of the stuff and wanted it on my resume and had previously worked in a computer repair shop back in the late 90s and then at an ISP for a year while going to university. So I mean, besides having a degree in Economics, I thought it would be cool to get some certificates in computers because you probably noticed I have a bit of skill fixing computer problems.

So yeah, besides both A+ certifications, the Network+ certification course was cool but kinda boring, and then the C+ certification was super fun, and then the Security+ course was boring. And what the fuck happened? I got promoted to head of IT for the company I was previously doing business reports for.

But what the fuck am I talking about. I forgot I was talking to a fucking pro.

pro·fes·sion·al (pr-fsh-nl)
adj.
1. A person following a profession, especially a learned profession.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Wed Apr 11, 2007 9:31 pm

He'll probably just show you an envelope with a piece of paper peeking out of it and then insist that he schooled you.

RockSkar · Post by **RockSkar** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 9:55 pm

I'm not the only one with a "professional" computer job on this forum. There are others with degrees and certifications. RockNRev makes it look like he's the only motherfucker alive who has ever changed a fucking motherboard when probably 50% of the people on this forum could have performed the exact same procedure in the same amount of time.

Get back to me when you can design that motherboard and the software to run on it. Then we'll talk some tech.

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 6:25 am

I know! It's like... What kind of a retard would actually play with music for enjoyment and NOT get paid for it?

The kind that suck and are so desparate for attention that they will drive "all the way to RI" and play for free or even PAY to play just to live out a fantasy. That is the kind of retard that would actually play for free.

Son_of_Sam_I_Am · Post by **Son_of_Sam_I_Am** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 6:32 am

2Tempting wrote:[Shut the fuck up dude. Whether you played for the money or the love, you sucked.

Point made.

Marry me.

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 6:53 am

Kareoke- That's about the rock star level you achived.
Must have been fun. FREEEEEE BIRIIIIDDDDDD!!!!!

I'm sure you sold tons of merch. Kareoke bands are known for selling tons of merch. You always sold merch and made money? Between the cost of making the mech, gas, beer, equipment, bandanas, hairspray etc. you owed money.

I took piano for 8 years. I love music, I'm just not under the impression that I am a rock star or public figure if I were to play for free in public.

RockSkar · Post by **RockSkar** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:27 am

Go fuck your hat, Rev, you fucking egomaniacal moron. I used to think you were cool on the War Board but now I realize you're just a fucking crazy lunatic nutbar, motherfucker. You have no class. You have no fucking brains. You're like a DeathCurse junior. Just a fucking windbag retard with a computer keyboard who thinks he's better than everyone else when the reality is you drive a $1500 car, played in a couple of failed bands, are still rocking a fucking 80s mullet. Take a look around you, asshole. Most people on this forum have accomplished more than you ever will, myself included.

RockSkar · Post by **RockSkar** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:29 am

DUDE, YOU DON'T TEACH COMPUTERS.

YOU TEACH MOTHERFUCKING DRIVER'S ED.

FUCK.

ARE YOU NOW TRYING TO TELL US THAT YOU TEACH COMPUTER PROGRAMMING AT A COLLEGE LEVEL?

YOU ARE A FUCKING LIAR.

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:37 am

Rev-Tard wrote:I payed to play one time in my life and it was at one place... The Whisky.

So now you are officially saying that you paid once and then headlined "numerous times" for free.

Even if you play for free, there is a paper trail. You still would be required to sign a contract for that time slot. It would say N/C at the bottom. No one can just 'show up and plug in'.

Open up your cum-filled diary and produce the dates and times that you played the Whiskey.

It should take you less time than it does to replace a motherboard.

RockSkar · Post by **RockSkar** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:43 am

Nice mullet, fag.