RockNRev - Fresh & Attractive

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

LMGDAO @ Rev crying about his personal information. What the fuck happened to the guy who boasted about not hiding behind a mask and gloated about having the balls to post everything about himself - did he fly out the window when Nancy RockNReagan, his backed-in-a-corner alter ego, took over?

Rev put everything out there himself, dared people to find out about him, and then cried when they found out more about him than he intended, even though he gave them a god damn road map.

It's like someone setting out a fucking bowl of M&M's, and then crying "BUT I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO EAT THE BLUE ONES" when people start chowing down on them.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

You're running a little behind - Please reference the post above you before you start crying about shit that you brought on yourself, and openly admitted to doing so.

What, you're still not trying to take the heat off of TMC? You're still not pre-owning people with every calculated move you make?

You're a fucking douchebag and you got exactly what you asked for. The real scumbag here is you for your unbelievable need for attention.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Or you could just quit dangling your mom like a piece of chum for a little attention.

I don't expect you to stop denying it though.

That's what's so great about this. This guy is so twisted that he thinks anyone who rips on his family is scum, yet he doesn't think he's scum at all for wanting people to rip on them.

A psychologist could have a field day here. "Well Rev, I would say that you clearly harbor feelings of resentment toward your family, but feel too guilty to speak out against them yourself. So instead, you post their pictures on a hair metal messageboard, in hopes that others will say the things you long to but are afraid to. And then when they do, on the outside, you act indignant, but on the inside, are secretly dancing up a storm and going "Yeah! Take that, mom! That one's for telling me that Lovin' Kry was a stupid band name! And that one's for laughing at me when I tried to tell you about the reptilians!" "

It's actually classic histrionic self-victimization.

[Mitzi Dupree]

I wonder if Revs brother would like to know what he is doin?

http://www.eriktyler.com/

http://www.myspace.com/musicoferiktyler

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Rev

Jun 29, 2006 12:39 PM
Yo. What up, bro?

Just stopping in and looking around. Seein' what's up.

Dance With My Skeletons rocks.

My sister is there too, jackass. She's the gorgeous one you could only wish to know. Be sure to paste a dick on her too.

Like I dangled my sister, you scumbag?

I don't know, boys and girls, but I pretty much call that dangling.


Hey Rev, have I told you today what a consumate idiot your are?

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Like the way TMC dangled all those things you shitbags searched out about her and degraded?

Who here searched shit out about TMC?

I sure as fuck didn't.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

I quickly scanned that, and all I can say is that you aren't just a douchebag, you are clinically insane.

The only thing you've proven is that you will sacrifice the things that most people hold sacred to serve your own need, and totally gloss over the fact that you plated them and served them up to be carved. You do this because of your dysfunctional need to be persecuted.

Like most crazy people, you don't recognize this about yourself, and even if you did, the rush of victimization feels too good to give it up and act like a rational person. The fact is, you will continue to crave and clamor for attention in the unabashedly shameful manner that you do until the day that you take ownership of your own behavior and ultimately the part YOU play in your consequences.

If this messageboard is any indication of your awareness, much less willingness to address those issues, you'll continue this pattern of humiliation/gratification for a long ass time.

But if you want to stay ill and feign obliviousness, it truly makes no difference to me - the more you feed that monkey on your back, the crazier you look, and that means more laughter for me.

[ChancreSore]

I just want to point out that none of this changes the fact that Rev's mom is a cunt.

Thank you,

Jeff
Dumb Cunt Tramp Stamp Collector
Vice President of Communications

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Rev, nobody's ashamed of anything they've posted on this board.

We're just laughing at you for crying about lubing up your ass and crying when the proverbial dildo got crammed in it.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

So in other words, when a bear bites the arm off of a guy who's waving a fish in his face, the bear is an asshole and the dumbass who put himself in the position to be mauled is a "better person"?

Okay.


It's really quite interesting how the addictive process is same no matter what the drug of choice (in this case, attention) is.

It's ALWAYS somebody else's fault, you know. The old "I wouldn't have lost my house and everything I own if that dope dealer hadn't stopped by the other day, even though I gave him my address and a map to my house" song and dance.

LMFAO.

[ChancreSore]

Jonathan,

You are right, there is no need to call your mom a cunt on these boards. It just occurred to me that you read this stuff to her and it isn't fair. You, on the other hand, are truly a cunt. And your poor mom...I am going to guess that she got that tattoo not only to be a symbol of the love she has for your step-pop (more info you put out there for us, thanks)...But also I'd guess the physical pain of the needle was therapeutic in dealing with the psychological pain you have put her through.

So, Johnny, what I think would be best for you and your family would be for you to get a real job, stop posting with "friends" on friday nights and get past your childish conspiracy theories. Seriously, you are a grown man. Act like it.

Be honest with yourself and you will see how fucking insane you must be for me, a 31 year old who pees his pants laughing at the moon song, who finds joy in calling someone I have never met a cunt, who until last week had a bright red mohawk, who still enjoys nothing more than smoking pot and playing video games to tell, nay, beg you to get a fucking grip, bra!!!

Well, it's almost noon. Might as well spark up a j and play some Warcraft, you immature cunt. Tell your mom I said hi, and that the pain of the needle won't cure the pain in her head.

With all my heart,

Geoffery

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Rev is the type of guy who shows up at a baseball game and cries because balls are being hit by bats. More specifically, he's the guy who shows up at the Pro batting cages in his softball uniform, can't get a hit, and then calls the players "vile" because they took his bat away from him and hit a fucking homerun with it.

Even more worthy of ridicule is the his insistence that he's not crying, he's happy! But he is crying -- all the laughing emoticons in the world can't disguise the bellyaching he's doing. He's like this guy:



But way goofier.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Rev, the reason nobody's calling me out for posting pictures of my kids is because I didn't do it to get you to insult them. I did it to show that taking a picture of someone in front of a post doesn't prove that they posted it.

And I most certainly didn't come right out and say I did it to make people act like swine towards children on mother's day, because that kind of self-victimization is fucking twisted.

That's your bag, broham.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Duh! I clearly stated that.
She clearly stated that she likens her mob to a wild bear that would naturally, unprovoked, tear into a fish. That's what bears do. It's their primal need to feed their hunger that makes them do it. It's just what bears do.

Just like you pigs. Your mob is the bear and the fish is anything I post. It is naturally ingrained in your filthy, disgusting heads to tear into that fish because you have a NEED and a desire to satisfy that need. It's as ingrained in you to do what you do as it is for a bear to eat a fish... or shit in the woods.

Like I said... Nice analogy, retards.

You're fucking retarded

Do you even understand the concept of a situational analogy? The analogy wasn't made to synonimize the participants, it was synonimizing behavior - specifically the idea that you would hold your loved one's information out as bait and then get indignant when they got made fun of, never admitting that it wouldn't have happened if you hadn't thrown it out there and dared someone to do something about it in the first place.

Why do you constantly invent new meanings for the most apparent shit?

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

it wouldn't have happened if you hadn't thrown it out there and dared someone to do something about it in the first place.

Stoner, I see what youre saying, I really do... but I have a quick question: Beyond this whole mother thing, do you honestly think that people are only ragging on Rev using all these different angles because he himself brought those particular angles up and dared people to do it? I only ask because, if you look back through all this ridiculousness, there are plenty of other things that have been thrown at him here many times that he did not bring up himself.

No, I don't think that's the only reason. Fuck, there's a million reasons to make fun of Rev.

However, I don't think anyone would have said shit about his mom on Mother's Day had he not essentially begged for it, and I certainly don't think he can complain about it based on his own participation and ADMITTED ANTICIPATION of it.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Imagine the type of swine you must be to spend years of your life mobbing together for no other purpose but to hate and degrade people.

LMFAO! Imagine the type of person who insults people in a forum that was created for the sole purpose of insulting people.

Like I said, you showed up at the stadium and got indignant when people played baseball.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Yeah, because Yo Mama jokes aren't the backbone of locker room humor.

If somebody was making fun of my dying grandma, the last fucking thing I'd do was post a picture of her on her deathbed in the middle of it.

[Aquanetsuperhold]

LMGDAO @ Rev crying about his personal information. What the fuck happened to the guy who boasted about not hiding behind a mask and gloated about having the balls to post everything about himself - did he fly out the window when Nancy RockNReagan, his backed-in-a-corner alter ego, took over?

Ya? And?
Doesn't change the fact that you idiots do what you do.
You are right! I am not a secret. I am not hidden. I am a real person and unlike you, I am not hiding behind a mask. (Bauer Jack) My info is indeed out there. Lots of people know me, and know where I live. I've said that before. So why were you bitching about me saying you live in Methuen? Its everwhere. Jackass

But again, that doesn't change the fact that you fools work as hard as you do LOOKING ( No need to look, you bring it all right here like a Happy Meal)for the info and then doing your absolute best to degrade it, and I'm the guy who is pointing it out.
(we're just pointing out how out of your fucking mind you are. So?)Yep! That's me. In case you haven't noticed yet,
I enjoy finding mobs of idiots (Look no further than your basement)and letting them use me as their target like this. It forces them (or makes them) (allows them)show what they are made of. So right there- you admit you set yourself & family up on purpose. So why the crying game?
The protest warriors wanted to act like some sort of moral group who loves America and believe that America should look up to them because of their wonderful "core values."

we decided it was time for the Left to put down their megaphones, peel off their bumper stickers, and listen to the people who believe in the core values of this country.

I said they were pro-violence against leftists. I said they were hate mongers and gay bashers. I said a lot of stuff, they denied it all and then I went about proving it and I let them do all the work at my expense.

I, using myself as their target, MADE THEM show their true colors. I MADE THEM post images of themselves aiming guns and captioning the image "RockNRev - 12 O' Clock!" and the same image with "Leftists - 12 O' Clock."

Just like with you, I MADE them bash my honorable military service.( Matter of your opinon. Not every person that serves is honorable, especially one that would use his own mother. No honor there, truck driver.) I made them talk shit about Marines, and Force Recon, and military men who have wheels. I MADE them say just about every degrading "gay" thing possible. I showed what they are REALLY made of, and I proved my point beyond a shadow of a doubt and once that article caught on, it destroyed them. Their members became known as the hateful group of idiots I always knew they were. Their forum became a joke that was laughed at all over the web and they ultimately took the whole thing down because of it. Just like you broke the world wide sttory of the fire. LMFAO
And I did it with you vile scumbags too. Suck it up and just accept who you are. (Right back at you.)You are trash and you have each proven it many, many times over... You are filthy rotten swine and a cancerous mark on the human race.

Meltdown much??

Rev put everything out there himself, dared people to find out about him, and then cried when they found out more about him than he intended, even though he gave them a god damn road map.

Who's crying? I'm doing a victory dance, (Don't hurt yourself Erkle) you idiot.
Me pointing out what you pukes do is not whining about it. Hell... Keep on keepin' on. It's not a bad reflection on me. ( Lets ask your mother that . What would she think of a son that would string her up like you did.) It's a bad reflection on you and you know it.
Nobody is reading this stuff and looking at ME as the vile one who would stoop as low as you pathetic infections have. ( I think you have that backwards and you can ad melting down loon, shitty son, wackjob. People can clearly see that you weak-minded, groupthinking mob members have no spines and thusly must join together with other weaklings in order to have any sense of strength whatsoever so that you can do what you do to individuals. It makes you feel more powerful, or should I say, LESS WEAK than you really are. It satisfies you. We all know why people do things to satisfy themselves...It's to fill a need. If you are hungry, you eat to satisfy yourself. If you are coming down, you do more drugs in front of your children to satisfy yourself. When you don't get any, because you are vile, both inside and out, you surf porn and then satisfy yourself and when your NEED to feed your filthy mind's needs, you do what you do here. You satisfy that part of you and by doing so, you are proving to everyone, beyond a doubt that it is as much a part of you that needs to be fed as hunger is.
I love porn.

I'm very confident in the fact that everyone that has posted here would have not trouble telling you to go fuck yourself and your mothe,r either posting here alone or to your face. Its not a Mob, its a group of people that all have the same opinion of the pinata at hand. Would you call people that go to a baseball game, a university, or drivng school a mob? No.

Oooh! Look what YOU can do! You can photoshop DICKS ON THINGS! OOOhhh!!!! You can find stuff posted on the Internet! Whoah!!!! You can join with other weaklings and speak the most vile, disgusting things you have stored up in those vile disgusting minds of yours because you are such bad asses!

look out! It's THE HATAS™

Glad to see that none of this has bothered you in the least.LMFAO![/quote]

[Aquanetsuperhold]

I think Jeffrey the shut-in has pretty much backed up my assertions about you weak pigs.

Thanks, Jeffrey.

I think Crouch's evaluation and personality profile on Rev is right on the money. Dance monkey! Dance!

[Son_of_Sam_I_Am]

How many times has he changed his reason for posting here?

I'm losing count.

[ChancreSore]

Are you still fucking crying over your mom being called a cunt? This is a fucking message board. We don't know your mom. Your mom doesn't know us. Though the fact that you share this shit with your family is odd and creepy.

Anyway, I'm gonna try an experiment.

My mom is a cunt.
Mitzi's mom is a cunt.
Aqua's mom is a cunt.
Fuck You's mom is a cunt.
SOSIA's mom is a cunt.
Stoner's mom is a cunt.
Stoner's kids think she is a cunt.
Iggy's mom is a cunt.

Anyone I've forgotten, your moms are all cunts too.

Not only are they cunts, they are filthy, filthy fucking whores who will do anything for The_Cock.

I bet every one gets incensed that their dear beloved mother's names got dragged through the mud like that! I know I am!

In closing, fuck your mom with the Oakland Raiders.

[Aquanetsuperhold]

it wouldn't have happened if you hadn't thrown it out there and dared someone to do something about it in the first place.

Stoner, I see what youre saying, I really do... but I have a quick question: Beyond this whole mother thing, do you honestly think that people are only ragging on Rev using all these different angles because he himself brought those particular angles up and dared people to do it? I only ask because, if you look back through all this ridiculousness, there are plenty of other things that have been thrown at him here many times that he did not bring up himself.

Chickie... This is all they have. They have to milk it because they know they were owned and that they truly are the scum I've said they are. They will of course try to harp on this in hopes that all of their MANY, MANY other "infractions" just like it will be forgotten. ( Like you do with my imaginary husband! LOL!) They know it DEEP DOWN INSIDE. They really do this to feed a deep need of theirs. They are full of filth and they need to keep those filth-filled cells satisfied. This is how they do it. It's who they are deep down to their core. We've all witnessed their actions for quite some time now, long before I ever came here with the camera to intentionally document it.

Imagine the type of swine you must be to spend years of your life mobbing together for no other purpose but to hate and degrade people.

How so very sad and pitiful.

Like you and your lying.
You brought 99.9% of this on yourself. You have even admitted to it. Your lying,. Your nonsensical logic. Grandiose notions about your place in life and your military service, your band, your job, your purpose for calling the news papers about the fire, your lame assed testimony, your family, etc. . . If it was so terrible you would have left, but instead being the attention whore that you are, you stayed and just kept digging you own hole deeper and deeper. That is yours to live with. You brought that on yourself little man.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Imagine the type of swine you must be to spend years of your life mobbing together for no other purpose but to hate and degrade people.

LMFAO! Imagine the type of person who insults people in a forum that was created for the sole purpose of insulting people.

Ya! Now you're starting to admit it. YAY YOU!
You are indeed in a mob that hangs out in a special area designed just for people like you and you are doing here what people like you do to feed their need. This area was designed to get scum like you off the main boards and away from the regular people who can't stand your type of scum. This area was created to segregate the scum. This section is like the pool skimmer that skims the SCUM off the top, collects it and removes it from the good water.

Congrats on being one of the main residents of the scum container too, baby.

I am glad the little light is finally popping on over your head.

Rev, I know what this board is for, and just because I like exposing buffoonery and slow wit on the internet doesn't make me "vile" or any of the other words your clubbed fists can manage to type out in between slapping your chest, no more than a person who is into boxing as a hobby is inherently violent. It's for sport, and a harmless sport at that. Well, for grownups it is - maybe not butthurt little crybabies who wouldn't know what to do with themselves if they weren't martyring themselves in the most humiliating way possible, but I digress...

This forum is the epitome of what this entire site, not just the messageboard, was built on - insulting people (namely a specific genre of musicians) who think their shit doesn't stink. You fucking know that, as evidenced by the fact that you do nothing on the War Board but pick at people and insult them. You do it because it's tolerated here, otherwise you'd make one of the gazillions of other politically themed messageboards on the internet your home.

You don't like our brand of humor, and we don't like yours. You stay on the War Board, and we don't give you shit or tell you how to post about politics, yet you're going to come to Hatas and complain about the way we insult?

You're either a hypocrite, and idiot, or six of one and half a dozen of the other.

[Son_of_Sam_I_Am]

...And TMC... Don't forget that they started the absolutely VILE and filthy speak toward my mother BEFORE the tat picture was even posted. They seem to be forgetting that part as they try to claim that they acted like vile swine toward my mother because I posted that.

No, numbnuts. Not "they."

I brought your mom into it.

I told a "your momma" joke and you got all bent out of shape.

TROLLED AND PWNED.

So stop with the revisionist history, junior. You wanna cry like a little pussy, at least know who kicked you in the balls. Don't cast blame on everyone else when it's not warranted.

[Mitzi Dupree]

Congrats on being one of the main residents of the scum container...

Riddle me this - Revtard - how are you immune from this statement?

[Mitzi Dupree]

Congrats on being one of the main residents of the scum container...

Riddle me this - Revtard - how are you immune from this statement?

[alecjonsludge]

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

You are scum and I'm the guy pointing it out.

OMFG! Rev's pointing out that lowbrow humor rules the Hatas Board - who the fuck knew?

Rev, your energy would have been spent just as wisely appearing on SOUL TRAIN and pointing out that the black people dance better than the white people.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Be that as it may, you're still thinking she's someone entirely different than who she actually is. Basically you're gloating about a map that you read wrong.

Awesome.

[Mitzi Dupree]

The hoof is in YOUR e-mouth every time you suggest I had to look anywhere but this board for Aqua's identity.

She gave it to me three times.

Once when she told me the name of the custom condom company she said she owned. Once when she reminded me that we have met IRL and once when she told me she turned in an affidavit stating the Station was constantly overpacked.

And the information about her husband came from where? You forgot to mention that.

Well, let's see, genius.

Let's say a stranger approaches you, and you don't recognize them, but then they start saying stuff like, "Oh c'mon! You remember! I sat behind you in math class in the seventh grade."

Nope... Still don't remember.

"Oh C'mon! Remember? I wound up pregnant?

Hmmm... Lot's of chicks did. Got anything else?

"I shaved my head and pissed in my desk chair one time."

Oh ya! You were with that guy, what was his name??? Rick! That's right! It was RICK! I remember you now! How ya been?

Duh! You're retarded, man.

Congrats on being one of the main residents of the scum container...

Riddle me this - Revtard - how are you immune from this statement?

Lots of reasons. Here are a few quickies...
1.) I have only been here a month compared to the YEARS you have sat here behaving this way.
2.) I do not come here to participate in the mob degradation of individuals like you filthy swine do.
3.) You are THE HATAS™ and I am THE HATED†

See... We are not the same. You are scum and I'm the guy pointing it out.

You inbred dweeb - that was ME asking you the last question, not 2T. Fuck.

And your answers? Sorry, pal. If we were to add up everyone's posts here in this vile, nasty, putrid, pus-filled arena of swine (sorry - I didn't get spittle on the monitor like you do when you type that crap), who do you think would have the most posts here?

That's right, little man. You.

Pay attention: As long as you continue to play in this mud puddle, you're just as vile, putrid, pus-filled and porcine as the rest of us. Your lack of tenure and team members has absolutely no bearing on the situation. I know it makes your little peen hard to think you're "hated," but you flatter yourself to think anyone here cares about you that much.

The only difference between us and you is that you're hate-filled, angry and desperate. Oh - and we're funny, you're not.

Shall we do some more biblical quotes? How about...say...Matthew 7:5?

Mitz
(Is it ever going to be okay to talk about your gay brother? I just wanted to check in advance, seeing's how you got so worked up over that whole "mom" thing....)

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

None of us are crying about that shit - we're making fun of you for doing the very thing that you're preaching about from your soapbox/snowdrift.