Murrayfiend

[MurrayFiend]

That's entertainment.

Yeah, this can pretty much be locked. A couple missteps but I still pulled it off. I really did.

[JDV]

I'm just glad euthanasia isn't practiced at Sludge.

[MurrayFiend]

I'm just glad euthanasia isn't practiced at Sludge.

Ain't no edit button in real life. That's some wisdom.

Fact is, you can theorize and analyze all you want, but I'm chillin' out pumpin' some Goodie Mob, just feeling good.

Keep this thread alive if your little Dennis Miller-isms are going to continue to be so endearing.

[JDV]

Hell, even Leon Spinks could analyze this, Judge Hedley.

[MurrayFiend]

Hell, even Leon Spinks could analyze this, Judge Hedley.

Like Dylan said, "I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more."

Have fun "being just like them".

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

I can't fucking believe this went to six pages and still none of you bitches told what the hell this is even about. I'm really starting to get pissed off over here.

[MurrayFiend]

I can't fucking believe this went to six pages and still none of you bitches told what the hell this is even about. I'm really starting to get pissed off over here.

Well, JDV seems to have all the answers. Have you tried asking him?

On a less ridiculous note, though, no one's told me, either. A Stoner "flex" that didn't go far enough or get funny enough? Perhaps.

[MurrayFiend]

I'm not sure what a "Stoner flex" is, but I keep reading it.

Anyway, starting a Hatas thread dedicated to someone you've got nothing on aside from the fact that you're high-fiving yourself over a temporary name change might have led to some issues here.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

I can't fucking believe this went to six pages and still none of you bitches told what the hell this is even about. I'm really starting to get pissed off over here.

It's not about anything except the realization that Murray thinks he's a better poster than he actually is, and the outcome of that being him spending 24 hours straight maniacally trying to prove himself.

Sad, yet social.

[MurrayFiend]

She says "maniacally trying to prove [my]self", I say "Trynna make this halfway entertaining and set her up for some funny-ass stuff." Tomato, to-mah-to; of course her interpretation will appeal to you.

I'm cool with that. But at least you're hearing from me first.

[Iron Duck]

This thread seriously makes me embarrassed to have ever endorsed you.

Consider yourself officially shunned in 5, 4, 3, 2...

I hear that. I gave Iron Duck a pat on the back a year ago. I suck.

I haven't washed my back since.

[Gritt]

People endorsing each other, shunning people...god this just went from mildly amusing to retarded. I know this is Sludge and all but this has crossed over to special ed territory.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

People endorsing each other, shunning people...god this just went from mildly amusing to retarded. I know this is Sludge and all but this has crossed over to special ed territory.

Crossed over?

Boy, can't get anything past you.

[Succubyss]

FAIL on all levels because 1) there was no funny brought 2) there was no explanation 3) no good sig quotes resulted.

CSHB - 0
MF - 0

S (play again?)

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Don't make me shun you.

[Succubyss]

Don't make me shun you.

Oh - the horror.

To be honest, this is the first I've ever paid attention to MF's posts, altho I used to get him confused with Itjogs. I told you I never know what the fuck is going on around here.

S (too elusive to be shunned)

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

I hate to be the one to tell you, but you're really not that elusive anymore.

That's totally constructive, btw.

[Gritt]

People endorsing each other, shunning people...god this just went from mildly amusing to retarded. I know this is Sludge and all but this has crossed over to special ed territory.

Crossed over?

Boy, can't get anything past you.

Yeah I'm pretty sharp.

[MurrayFiend]

To be honest, this is the first I've ever paid attention to MF's posts, altho I used to get him confused with Itjogs.

That makes absolutely no sense. Pay more attention to Itjogs's shit, ma'am.

Anyway, I stand by what I've done here and what's resulted. I've never been one who could entertain or enlighten the masses. That's Stoner's thing, and I'd hoped that'd result from this, but whatever.

[Iron Duck]

To be honest, this is the first I've ever paid attention to MF's posts, altho I used to get him confused with Itjogs.

That makes absolutely no sense. Pay more attention to Itjogs's shit, ma'am.

Anyway, I stand by what I've done here and what's resulted. I've never been one who could entertain or enlighten the masses. That's Stoner's thing, and I'd hoped that'd result from this, but whatever.

In other words, we've all lost...

[MurrayFiend]

In other words, we've all lost...

You lose every time you hit "submit".

Ultimately, your entertainment was of less concern to me throughout this shit than even fucking Itwalks's.

Otherwise I would've picked up this book:



And pulled a few "punchlines" from it. Go fall off something.

[Succubyss]

To be honest, this is the first I've ever paid attention to MF's posts, altho I used to get him confused with Itjogs.

That makes absolutely no sense. Pay more attention to Itjogs's shit, ma'am.

Anyway, I stand by what I've done here and what's resulted. I've never been one who could entertain or enlighten the masses. That's Stoner's thing, and I'd hoped that'd result from this, but whatever.

I guess that would be noble and poetic or something if there was even the remotest hint of what it was that you'd done or were standing by or if anyone other than you was aware of the result.

My confusion between you and Itjogs was just that it seemed you were both trying to be Stoner's trusty sidekick.

S (there can be no Deathcurse 2.0)

[MurrayFiend]

(there can be no Deathcurse 2.0)

Most of your post looked to be a bunch of words without meaning, but this I can get behind. You obviously don't know I'm a big deathcurse fan/supporter and I never sought to 'replace' him. Funny how you "never paid attention to my posts" but still knew exactly what I was up to, huh?

[Iron Duck]

In other words, we've all lost...

You lose every time you hit "submit".

Ultimately, your entertainment was of less concern to me throughout this shit than even fucking Itwalks's.

When was I asking you to be concerned with it? That's precisely why it wasn't entertaining. Because you attempted, "throughout this shit", to appeal to everyone at once on the idea that you'd need all the friends and support you could get. It was pathetic is what it was. This little experiment, or joke, or whatever Stoner's calling it, really did call you out and smear you on the metaphorical pavement. And you can *flick* me and ignore me all you want, but this shit's sticking.

[MurrayFiend]

In other words, we've all lost...

You lose every time you hit "submit".

Ultimately, your entertainment was of less concern to me throughout this shit than even fucking Itwalks's.

When was I asking you to be concerned with it? That's precisely why it wasn't entertaining. Because you attempted, "throughout this shit", to appeal to everyone at once on the idea that you'd need all the friends and support you could get. It was pathetic is what it was. This little experiment, or joke, or whatever Stoner's calling it, really did call you out and smear you on the metaphorical pavement. And you can *flick* me and ignore me all you want, but this shit's sticking.

So much good shit in this post.

"It was pathetic is what it was."

"This shit's sticking"

"Attempted to appeal to everyone at once"

"Idea that you'd need all the friends and support you could get"

As if it's shocking coming from you, but your reading could not be any more fucking inaccurate, and every aspect of your little "psychoanalysis" here is refuted by words and actions in this and two other topics.

My advice to you is to, again, fall off something.

[Succubyss]

(there can be no Deathcurse 2.0)

Most of your post looked to be a bunch of words without meaning, but this I can get behind. You obviously don't know I'm a big deathcurse fan/supporter and I never sought to 'replace' him. Funny how you "never paid attention to my posts" but still knew exactly what I was up to, huh?

Yea, you and 50 million others that suck up to Stoner on a regular basis, only to get "teh *flick*". You're not so subtle.

Not that I have anything against you - I just don't get this whole supposed pseudo-feud.

Maybe you ARE so subtle because I still don't see what you did here.

S (I'm glad you didn't go away like you said you were. I'm so up for some more meaningful dialogue)

[MurrayFiend]

Sarcasm aside, I appreciate you stepping to me and trying to understand this shit rather than just throwing your own interpretation out like it's the be-all-end-all, final word on the situation, as others have done.

I'd be lying if I said I fully understand what's gone down, for the record, which makes me all the more skeptical of anyone who says s/he does.

EDIT: Also, I never actually said I was leaving. Let's not mistake a stupid joke for dishonesty on my part, OK?

[Gritt]

The only question I want answered is if Stoner was messing around with Murray or if she was simply puffing out her chest and trying to show that she is the queen bee and everybody else is just her worker.

[Blind Lemon Pledge]

The only question I have is...Why Sixdgritt thinks anyone owes him an answer to anything?

[MurrayFiend]

The only question I have is...Why Sixdgritt thinks anyone owes him an answer to anything?