List of objects you have fucked people with...

slash69 · Post by **slash69** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:48 am

An umbrella and a watermelon.

Deadman31 · Post by **Deadman31** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 8:09 am

A chainsaw and a dick

kng1994 · Post by **kng1994** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 8:48 am

A bottle of Southern Comfort.

lowendmonster · Post by **lowendmonster** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 8:55 am

cock

fingers

tongue

beer bottles

assorted spherical objects

police baton

pool cue

dildo

I'm sure if I looked through my picture box I would remember more.

cookie · Post by **cookie** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 10:57 am

dildo
vibrator
corn on the cob
cucumber
carrot
icelolly
toothbrush handle.
Strappon

lowendmonster · Post by **lowendmonster** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 11:25 am

Soup ladle.

Just found the pic.

zz666 · Post by **zz666** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 2:28 am

Cock
Fist
Many dildo's and vibrators of different shapes and sizes
Ice
Beer Bottle
Video Camera
Cucumber

SebastianLeeDanzig · Post by **SebastianLeeDanzig** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 3:01 am

Cactus
Chicken leg
Weed wacker
He-Man doll

saracapri · Post by **saracapri** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 4:52 am

I will never accept a dinner invitation from any of you weirdos.

Mitzi Dupree · Post by **Mitzi Dupree** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 3:24 pm

Wit
Scathing humor
Razor-sharp intelligence
Business acumen

How does that grab you, Griefy baby?

zz666 · Post by **zz666** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 9:42 pm

saracapri wrote:I will never accept a dinner invitation from any of you weirdos.

what a boring life you must lead

Kid-Wicked · Post by **Kid-Wicked** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 11:02 pm

cookie wrote:dildo
vibrator
corn on the cob
cucumber
carrot
icelolly
toothbrush handle.
Strappon

i posted this yesterday.........where did it go?

i would like pics please cookie.

please.

i asked nice.

i've fucked a few people with my mind.

k.w.
repeat like kimmel on a monday night

cookie · Post by **cookie** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 1:31 am

Kid-Wicked wrote:

i would like pics please cookie.

No you really wouldn't

Its not me being fucked.

And I dont do minge.

cookie · Post by **cookie** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 1:52 am

Grief Reaper wrote:Cookie,how was the carrot?
Sounds awful,because carrots are hard....real hard.

I will let you into a secret a gay friend of mine told me.
Place a carrot in a cup of oil and microwave. Cant remember exact times, but it comes out warm with a bit of give and ready lubed up.

Gotta love the gays

cookie · Post by **cookie** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 2:03 am

Grief Reaper wrote:Oh swoit, i'll have to try it some time.
Thanks

I also want to try maggots.

What else have gays taught you?
They are excellent with advice.

Well we mostly got drunk at work while the boss had his afternoon off and perved at the passing man candies. Not much in the way of lessons... If I remember any I will post them.

As for maggots I have a total phobia, but I can see it would be an interesting experience.

cookie · Post by **cookie** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 2:12 am

Actually that reminds me, he did tell me if you want to do some rimming, smear KY or vaseline on the bumhole, and cover with clingfilm (saran wrap) its like a condom for your tongue, and the lube makes it feel just as good to the reciever.

Kid-Wicked · Post by **Kid-Wicked** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 6:30 pm

cookie wrote:
Kid-Wicked wrote:

i would like pics please cookie.

No you really wouldn't

Its not me being fucked.

And I dont do minge.

i was thinking it was a lesbo thing.

if so, then yes i would.

cookie · Post by **cookie** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:23 am

Kid-Wicked wrote:
cookie wrote:
Kid-Wicked wrote:

i would like pics please cookie.

No you really wouldn't

Its not me being fucked.

And I dont do minge.
i was thinking it was a lesbo thing.

if so, then yes i would.

'Fraid not, minges scare me

Kid-Wicked · Post by **Kid-Wicked** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 4:52 pm

cookie wrote:
Kid-Wicked wrote:
cookie wrote:
No you really wouldn't

Its not me being fucked.

And I dont do minge.
i was thinking it was a lesbo thing.

if so, then yes i would.
'Fraid not, minges scare me

so what you're saying is that you rammed a cob of corn up a dude's ass then?

i still wanna see pics.

did every kernel pop?

k.w.
scientist

Barb · Post by **Barb** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 6:50 pm

Kid-Wicked wrote:
cookie wrote:
Kid-Wicked wrote: i was thinking it was a lesbo thing.

if so, then yes i would.
'Fraid not, minges scare me
so what you're saying is that you rammed a cob of corn up a dude's ass then?

Was it Phil Varone?

cookie · Post by **cookie** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 1:33 am

Kid-Wicked wrote:
cookie wrote:
Kid-Wicked wrote: i was thinking it was a lesbo thing.

if so, then yes i would.
'Fraid not, minges scare me
so what you're saying is that you rammed a cob of corn up a dude's ass then?

i still wanna see pics.

did every kernel pop?

k.w.
scientist

haha yeh.

No popping though...

It was a mini one you use in stir fry, if it makes you feel better?

Kid-Wicked · Post by **Kid-Wicked** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 12:07 am

cookie wrote:
Kid-Wicked wrote:
cookie wrote: 'Fraid not, minges scare me
so what you're saying is that you rammed a cob of corn up a dude's ass then?

i still wanna see pics.

did every kernel pop?

k.w.
scientist
haha yeh.

No popping though...

It was a mini one you use in stir fry, if it makes you feel better?

actually i'm somewhat disturbed.

that's a lot of stuff you've stuck up dudes' butts.

k.w.
tightened sphincter

highheeledshoes · Post by **highheeledshoes** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 6:04 am

I've been done with a perfume bottle.

Fuckin' bizarre.

highheeledshoes · Post by **highheeledshoes** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:07 am

electric toothbrush

Hmmmmmm.. Thanks. Got an idea.

Rodderz · Post by **Rodderz** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 3:47 am

Beer bottle
Whiskey bottle
Carrott
Cucumber
Knife handle
Pestle & mortar
Phone
Energy saving lightbulb
Aubergine
Candle
Icecubes
Icelolly
Chocolate bar

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 7:27 am

Rodderz wrote:Pestle & mortar

You sound like my kinda man.

I had this posted on here a little while ago but I took it down:

Candle
lectern pointer
soap crayon
dildos
rabbit vibrator
churchill sized cigar tube (Cohiba, no cheap fuckers are gonna be breaching this fortress)

ERIC ADAMS · Post by **ERIC ADAMS** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 1:16 pm

OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD...

PILLSBURY CINNAMON ROLLS WITH ICING! TUBE
500 ML SIMONIZ DIAMOND HARD WAX CONTAINER
ROSEMARY BRAISED LAMB SHANK
70 CL LINDISFARNE MEAD BOTTLE
GIANT ALASKAN SEA CUCUMBER
TWELVE INCH BRONZE REPLICA OF THE EIFFEL TOWER
RICHARD GERE BRAND BURROW MAGIC!™ GERBIL
REED ST. MARK'S OVERSIZED DRUM STICKS FROM THE TO MEGA THERION EUROPEAN TOUR

panteraman319 · Post by **panteraman319** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 3:12 pm

dick
fingers
tongue
bananas
umbrella
the wooden spoon my mother used to hit me with
celery
cucumber

KillaforniaROCKER · Post by **KillaforniaROCKER** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:55 pm

dom p bottle. im actually looking at it right now. i took class to a new level.

only one worth mentioning.

Skate4RnR · Post by **Skate4RnR** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 11:45 pm

ERIC ADAMS wrote:OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD...

PILLSBURY CINNAMON ROLLS WITH ICING! TUBE
500 ML SIMONIZ DIAMOND HARD WAX CONTAINER
ROSEMARY BRAISED LAMB SHANK
70 CL LINDISFARNE MEAD BOTTLE
GIANT ALASKAN SEA CUCUMBER
TWELVE INCH BRONZE REPLICA OF THE EIFFEL TOWER
RICHARD GERE BRAND BURROW MAGIC!™ GERBIL
REED ST. MARK'S OVERSIZED DRUM STICKS FROM THE TO MEGA THERION EUROPEAN TOUR

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