Just to correct something that someone posted: Trent did not just meet Mariqueen in April of 2009 - They have actually been together for several years (since at least 2007).
We shouldn't even waste our time on this tripe, but-
their own tweets from April and May of 2009 dispel that notion.
You don't tweet "I wish god had given me Trent Rezbore's brain" and "we should join forces and take over the world" if the dude is in bed next to you.
Also, if she'd really been seeing him for two years but
just then started having the orgasms she felt the need to put on blast- well, that bitch is dumber than we thought!
Her mouth is far too big to keep something like that under wraps for two years. You know she was still wiping his jizz off her chin when she reached for the Blackberry, halfway through the 'first date' in APRIL 2009!
So it's ultimate FAIL as usual with these two- but it's funny to watch them try to validate their 'irrelevant' existence.
P.S. LMFAO Bronze, at that Brett remark