Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!
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Re: Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!
He needs to sing the Star Spangled Banner at the next Super Bowl!
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Re: Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!
And what a professional, inviting studio space he appears to be in! I'll bet his email crashes from the boatload of inquiries about his services.Space Bear wrote:Has this been linked yet? It's his ROCK MUSIC INSTRUCTOR intro:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgX7UK5Om_I
Why is looking around so nervously? Was there somebody with a gun just outside of the camera shot?
He's going to teach me what it's like to be a successful rock musician! I hope I can be as successful as him!
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Re: Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!
Grendel wrote:Not since Licketysplit has an individual made so much money off of lucrative endorsement deals. http://www.youtube.com/user/ROXX1969#p/ ... PhzmaG-7-k
A little late to the game... Still its fuckin hilarious
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Re: Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!
Just read this and checked out most of the links...fuck. I'm speechless. So is anyone gonna bring this clown (no offense Purp) over here?
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Quite possibly the worst song ever recorded.Green Mold wrote:Here's Ramsey's homage to Kiss's "I Still Love You" entitled "I Love You."
This one has all the Roxx signature trademarks on it: tone deaf vocals, out-of-tune solos that go nowhere and add nothing to the song, and choppy, inept editing. It is a wild, untamed thing of beauty.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSE76vJM ... ata_player
God bless this thread... And God bless Roxx.
Re: Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!
So this clown still has no idea about this epic thread?
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Re: Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!
Please!!!
Someone get his ass over here and make my week
Someone get his ass over here and make my week
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I have a myspace page I never used so it has absolutely nothing on it, but I sent him a message and got no response. I looked at his myspace pages, it seems he looks at his solo page a lot. Maybe a message on his YouTube channel? I don't know if a bunch of us liking his facebook page would get him to notice any increased hits or not. He's a hair metal fan obviously so maybe he knows what sludge is and is staying away.SatanHimself wrote:Just read this and checked out most of the links...fuck. I'm speechless. So is anyone gonna bring this clown (no offense Purp) over here?
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Re: Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!
I've never heard anything so fucking horrible in all my life and I'm pretty sure that statement might be 100% fact. I've heard some really really horrid shit in my days, but dear god, that shit is SO bad it is just unbelievable that this guy thinks he is actually worth a shit whatsoever. Much less good enough to give "rock lessons" holy shit, I'm embarassed just listening to the shit
A friend of mine & his wife walked in here earlier as I was sampling a hot rockin' ROXX track and I swear I immediately muted the volume on my laptop, god forbid they might think I'm actually listening to this shit
Words simply can not describe such a degree of suckdom.
Saw one video where they were "secretly being recorded" at a practice or something and on the screen comes a "Ramsey is such a rockin' motherfucker" or some such shit and it reminds us that "they didn't know they were being filmed" - blah blah - yeah, right. Same with that totally gay "Ramsey's ass shake" that a "fan" sent him Yeah, right. Fan and ROXX are 2 words that will never, and I mean NEVER co-exist.
What I wanna know is, since they have played all these live shows (2 shows that were full KISS tributes to satisfy the segment of their "fanbase" that wanted them to do KISS stuff + other shows with their original stuff to satisfy the OTHER half of their "fanbase"), why are no real live songs posted to Youtube? As in love with his deluded self as this guy seems to be, you'd think had they played all these "shows" that there would at least be several live clips posted to Youtube. This delusional hack seems to post every other little tidbit that he can, even a "thank-you" to all his "fans" standing in front of his shower
I'd come closer to believing that Barack Obama is a reptilian than I would that ROXX actually has ONE, just ONE honest, actual, legit FAN.....
A friend of mine & his wife walked in here earlier as I was sampling a hot rockin' ROXX track and I swear I immediately muted the volume on my laptop, god forbid they might think I'm actually listening to this shit
Words simply can not describe such a degree of suckdom.
Saw one video where they were "secretly being recorded" at a practice or something and on the screen comes a "Ramsey is such a rockin' motherfucker" or some such shit and it reminds us that "they didn't know they were being filmed" - blah blah - yeah, right. Same with that totally gay "Ramsey's ass shake" that a "fan" sent him Yeah, right. Fan and ROXX are 2 words that will never, and I mean NEVER co-exist.
What I wanna know is, since they have played all these live shows (2 shows that were full KISS tributes to satisfy the segment of their "fanbase" that wanted them to do KISS stuff + other shows with their original stuff to satisfy the OTHER half of their "fanbase"), why are no real live songs posted to Youtube? As in love with his deluded self as this guy seems to be, you'd think had they played all these "shows" that there would at least be several live clips posted to Youtube. This delusional hack seems to post every other little tidbit that he can, even a "thank-you" to all his "fans" standing in front of his shower
I'd come closer to believing that Barack Obama is a reptilian than I would that ROXX actually has ONE, just ONE honest, actual, legit FAN.....
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Re: Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!
While there is no live recording sound, you can see a short video clip of ROXX (make-up era) playing live at around 23 seconds into this clip:Monkey_Julius_Bowaffle_ wrote: What I wanna know is, since they have played all these live shows (2 shows that were full KISS tributes to satisfy the segment of their "fanbase" that wanted them to do KISS stuff + other shows with their original stuff to satisfy the OTHER half of their "fanbase"), why are no real live songs posted to Youtube?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sis2LSa8 ... re=related
Be warned though, the song sucks and the clip is quite pathetic, it looks like they're playing at a truck stop with only 5 people watching, sitting at the counter.
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The best thing about Roxx and Ramsey is the huge laughs his "music" has given me. I had only heard the first song I posted at the beginning of the thread, and as I explored more I found out he had tons more stuff and it amazingly got worse and worse, with his tune I Love You maybe being the pinnacle. If you haven't already listen to all his vids, songs, etc. It and his delusion he is a rock god are pure comedy !!! The guy needs a reality show or something!
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This seems to be his"Beth".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERXlTKghchY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERXlTKghchY
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Re: Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!
Seems he forgot to disable comments on this one.
Just Ramsey
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2rO8Ruq ... re=related
ROXX The most amazing band on the rise, This has got be one youngest ROCK-ROLL bands of our time that the tremendous ROCK EDGE that has been lost in the past decades.ROXX is definatley bring back the roots of pure of ROCK STARDOM...The Bad boyz of ROXX II range from the age of 13-15 years of age...J-RAY front-teen extrodinare, ALEX & ERIC The guitar dual bring back harmonies and trading off ripping solos, JAKOB on a crushing, monsterous bass sound and fill in Vocals , and ZACK the powerhouse back-bone the band....These guys have not even been together a year and all ready and all ready have the expertise before their time. The band is produced and managed by RAMSEY CRUISE a Rock Artist supreme that is currently giving Music Lessons to those passionate a heart for ROCK music. For info. contact Ramsey @210-521-1725
ROXX II website: http://www.myspace.com/[email protected]
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED 2009 ASCAP
ROXX The most amazing band on the rise, This has got be one youngest ROCK-ROLL bands of our time that the tremendous ROCK EDGE that has been lost in the past decades.ROXX is definatley bring back the roots of pure of ROCK STARDOM...The Bad boyz of ROXX II range from the age of 13-15 years of age...J-RAY front-teen extrodinare, ALEX & ERIC The guitar dual bring back harmonies and trading off ripping solos, JAKOB on a crushing, monsterous bass sound and fill in Vocals , and ZACK the powerhouse back-bone the band....These guys have not even been together a year and all ready and all ready have the expertise before their time. The band is produced and managed by RAMSEY CRUISE a Rock Artist supreme that is currently giving Music Lessons to those passionate a heart for ROCK music. For info. contact Ramsey @210-521-1725
ROXX II website: http://www.myspace.com/[email protected]
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED 2009 ASCAP
Cheers!
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Re: Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!
Or the best. I can't turn it off. It's pure shit. I love it.Desslar wrote:Quite possibly the worst song ever recorded.Green Mold wrote:Here's Ramsey's homage to Kiss's "I Still Love You" entitled "I Love You."
This one has all the Roxx signature trademarks on it: tone deaf vocals, out-of-tune solos that go nowhere and add nothing to the song, and choppy, inept editing. It is a wild, untamed thing of beauty.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSE76vJM ... ata_player
God bless this thread... And God bless Roxx.
He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.
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Re: Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!
ROXX music productions.
One artist, Alyssa, who covers Pat Benatar's Heartbreaker. The chorus of her tune is something else.
This man must be stopped!
http://www.myspace.com/roxxmusicproductions
The Band ROXX Two, Ramsey singing with some of his students who he now calls the youngest band in San Antonio. It is as bad as expected. He's pretty good at teaching people to sing and play shitty. When will he give a songwriting course I wonder?
http://www.myspace.com/roxxtwo
One artist, Alyssa, who covers Pat Benatar's Heartbreaker. The chorus of her tune is something else.
This man must be stopped!
http://www.myspace.com/roxxmusicproductions
The Band ROXX Two, Ramsey singing with some of his students who he now calls the youngest band in San Antonio. It is as bad as expected. He's pretty good at teaching people to sing and play shitty. When will he give a songwriting course I wonder?
http://www.myspace.com/roxxtwo
Cheers!
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Re: Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!
since Ramsey isn't available maybe someone can contact the members of ROXX TWO to come here and answer questions......
perhaps they can give us some insight into the brilliant mind of Ramsey and tell us what it is like to work with such a rock superstar.
perhaps they can give us some insight into the brilliant mind of Ramsey and tell us what it is like to work with such a rock superstar.
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Write on his wall again on facebook, he responded to you.PurpleIdiot wrote:since Ramsey isn't available maybe someone can contact the members of ROXX TWO to come here and answer questions......
perhaps they can give us some insight into the brilliant mind of Ramsey and tell us what it is like to work with such a rock superstar.
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/pro ... all&ref=ts
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Re: Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!
Here is Ramsey's newest band called Fresh Beat, even younger than ROXX II.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckxG5T8gWuM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckxG5T8gWuM
Re: Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!
Separated at birth? ROXX and Stonebreed. Now that'd be a show.
Re: Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!
I think if Criss Angel would go back to the past, I could see him, ROXX, and Michael Hott on a triple bill. Maybe even get that drummer who had those "great" drum lessons.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3oKnxLvBZ4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3oKnxLvBZ4
Re: Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!
Is it simple coincidence that the ROXX lead warbler is named Ramsey "Cruise" and Stonebreed's is Carlos Cruz?
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Do you realize what we have now?futonsrf wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2rO8Ruq ... re=related
ROXX The most amazing band on the rise, This has got be one youngest ROCK-ROLL bands of our time that the tremendous ROCK EDGE that has been lost in the past decades.ROXX is definatley bring back the roots of pure of ROCK STARDOM...The Bad boyz of ROXX II range from the age of 13-15 years of age...J-RAY front-teen extrodinare, ALEX & ERIC The guitar dual bring back harmonies and trading off ripping solos, JAKOB on a crushing, monsterous bass sound and fill in Vocals , and ZACK the powerhouse back-bone the band....These guys have not even been together a year and all ready and all ready have the expertise before their time. The band is produced and managed by RAMSEY CRUISE a Rock Artist supreme that is currently giving Music Lessons to those passionate a heart for ROCK music. For info. contact Ramsey @210-521-1725
ROXX II website: http://www.myspace.com/[email protected]
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED 2009 ASCAP
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Re: Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!
I emailed him this morning to see if I could book his band. No answer yet.
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check out the ROXX revernation page and watch the video for
ANGIE ANGEL.........
check out the lead guitar player.......talk about a great image....total rocker.
http://www.reverbnation.com/roxx#/artis ... eos/396692
ANGIE ANGEL.........
check out the lead guitar player.......talk about a great image....total rocker.
http://www.reverbnation.com/roxx#/artis ... eos/396692
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Re: Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!
Find out how much he wants to play with the make-up ON. Tell him we demand ROXX in full regalia and nothing less. No make-up, no Violet Lovechild!WTF wrote:I emailed him this morning to see if I could book his band. No answer yet.
Re: Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!
Around :24 in the video Let the Mascarade Begin, did you see how many people were in the crowd. They were all sitting at the bar.PurpleIdiot wrote:check out the ROXX revernation page and watch the video for
ANGIE ANGEL.........
check out the lead guitar player.......talk about a great image....total rocker.
http://www.reverbnation.com/roxx#/artis ... eos/396692
Re: Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!
PurpleIdiot wrote:check out the ROXX revernation page and watch the video for
ANGIE ANGEL.........
check out the lead guitar player.......talk about a great image....total rocker.
http://www.reverbnation.com/roxx#/artis ... eos/396692
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