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Pau Gasol put up 14 points, 11 rebounds and seven assists in the first half as the Los Angeles Lakers defeated the Portland Trail Blazers 121-96. Gasol finished with 20 points, 14 rebounds and 10 assists for his fourth career triple-double. It's his second triple-double with the Lakers.

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No chance of them becoming 8-0.
They play the Timberwolves next.
WA WA WA!!!
How long until Rambis gets fired?
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yeahbuddy wrote:No chance of them becoming 8-0.
They play the Timberwolves next.
WA WA WA!!!
How long until Rambis gets fired?
How bout that retard David Kahn getting the ax before Kurt? Fucking log jam at small forward and 2 point guards on the shelf already.
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ParaDime77 wrote:
yeahbuddy wrote:No chance of them becoming 8-0.
They play the Timberwolves next.
WA WA WA!!!
How long until Rambis gets fired?
How bout that retard David Kahn getting the ax before Kurt? Fucking log jam at small forward and 2 point guards on the shelf already.
& they are waiting for Ricky Rubio!?! What the F!?!?
The guy looks and plays like a high school player anytime I've seen him play. And to top it off by having to play for the Wolves. Jeeez!!!
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Lakers didn't destroy the Timberworlves, but the Lake Show is 8-0




Shit is supposedly festering in the East :lol: according to some barely educated (probably in the East) hopefully jobless soon ESPN talking-asshole ...
But fuck (BUTTFUCK) those PATHETIC SHIT FOR BRAINS VICTIMIZED BY LIFE FUCKING SORRY DUMBASS LOSER CUNTS, no one in the WEST with any fucking brains really gives a shit about their soon to be frozen useless ridiculous laughable stupid fucking asses...

The McNuggets are next for the LAKE SHOW in Denver on Thursday

The let the Pacers score 144 points, let the Pacers score 54 points in the 3rd quarter, lost by fucking 31 to the Pacers, Denver Pyle McNuggets...


So the Lake Show will probably choke to Carmelooo, Chaunchey and the rest of those just above retarded, rich as fuck, dumb as shit, jacked up fucking jackasses

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They can't hear as well now, traded Jordan Farmar.
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Do the Lakers always start the season with so many home games?
He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.

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johnk5150 wrote:Do the Lakers always start the season with so many home games?
They did last season as well.
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Not an NBA fan but I caught the tail end of tonight's game. I guess the perfection wasn't going to last forever.
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How bout dem Nuggets. 8)
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Farmar left as a free agent and signed with Newb Joisy, wasn't traded.


Most of the Lakers defense sucks, but it's still early...
That was a home crowd bullshit reffing job
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Over-medicated on Himself Phil Jackson fucked up bad by benching LAMAR FUCKING ODOM in the 4th and letting Brown continue to play fucking shitty defense and look stupid.
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Fuck LO!!!

the fucker was out there in the 4th and had a T called on him
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Subhuman Yeti wrote:Farmar left as a free agent and signed with Newb Joisy, wasn't traded.


Most of the Lakers defense sucks, but it's still early...
That was a home crowd bullshit reffing job
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Over-medicated on Himself Phil Jackson fucked up bad by benching LAMAR FUCKING ODOM in the 4th and letting Brown continue to play fucking shitty defense and look stupid.
Odom has been sporadic thus far this season. His marriage, candy habit and paternity suit are holding the dude down from playing his ass off night in night out, and Phil knows that.
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it took Allen a NBA finals record in 3's to steal a finals game, and took the Suns 1 shy of the record to win in LA, eventhough the Lake show could have won.

Lakers are fine, "only" 56 wins this season with 16 more in the playoffs
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Didn't know about Farmar, thanks Yeti.
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It makes me sick to say this, but the Lake Show can three-peat if Pau doesn't revert back into Stay Puft Marshmellow Man and Ron Ron doesn't get himself suspended.
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Rainbow Bright wrote:It makes me sick to say this, but the Lake Show can three-peat if Pau doesn't revert back into Stay Puft Marshmellow Man and Ron Ron doesn't get himself suspended.
Oh hell no it can't happen. They'll have to go through Steve Nash first!
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Nashty needs a guy downlow to receive assists. While Amare didn't rebound and was lousy at D, he could score. They haven't filled that void since he left. Maybe if Melo checks out he'll hit up the desert instead of the joke known as the Knicks.
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6 Lakers make the NBA All Star Ballot and most of the LAKE SHOW bench is listed under 'write-in vote'.

I didn't even bother voting for the East.
:lol:

Who the fuck worth a shit really cares who that fucking shit for brains conference sends to LA's All Star game.


Go vote assholes
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johnk5150 wrote:Do the Lakers always start the season with so many home games?
This year they also have the least back to back games.
They have earned it because they have been the NBA champions back to back.
Think about it,,, for the amount of games they have played in the playoffs the last 3 years is almost a full season.
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Skate4RnR wrote:They can't hear as well now, traded Jordan Farmar.
shiiit, Farmar is playing the same role as he was as a Laker. Nothing but a backup point guard playing 15-17 minutes a game.
The only difference is his paycheck is bigger. So he gave up being on a winner for the money. Same thing Roni Turiaff did 3 years ago.
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cant blame him, how much is his new deal. What was the Laker offer?

Queen James wont get voted on by the fans, his team just average. Be great if the coach doesnt pick him for the roster


Laker haters still cry over home games? ha,ha. Wasnt it last year Lakers had the longest road trip of any team. It all evens out
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Rainbow Bright wrote:Nashty needs a guy downlow to receive assists. While Amare didn't rebound and was lousy at D, he could score. They haven't filled that void since he left. Maybe if Melo checks out he'll hit up the desert instead of the joke known as the Knicks.
:lol: I was actually rooting for the Scums when they played Miami. Pissed me off!
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You know you're team is fucked when Chris Bosh has a good game against you.
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Subhuman Yeti wrote:6 Lakers make the NBA All Star Ballot and most of the LAKE SHOW bench is listed under 'write-in vote'.

I didn't even bother voting for the East.
:lol:

Who the fuck worth a shit really cares who that fucking shit for brains conference sends to LA's All Star game.


Go vote assholes
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HERE ARE MY PICKS, WHICH ANY TRUE NBA CONNOISSEUR WILL OBVIOUSLY CHOOSE TOO:

WEST:

PG - TONY PARKER
SG - WHO ELSE IF NOT KOBE BRYANT
SF - CARMELO ANTHONY
PF - PAU GASOL
C - UMMMMM......THEY ALL SUCK.


EAST:

PG - RAJON RONDO
SG - JOHN WALL (NOW THAT'S A ROOKIE!)
SF - LEBRONZE JAMES
PF - KEVIN GARNETT
C - SAME AS ABOVE.
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WEST: FISH, KOBE, PAU, L.O., BYNUM

Write-in: Matt Barnes (Lakers forward)



EAST: :lol:, :lol:, :lol:, :lol:, :lol:
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You're on the wacky tobaccy again, aren't you?

Rondo's a beast.
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The Lake Show fucking ate the GS Warriors & the #2 scorer in the NBA tonight

Boston lost.


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GS is also a joke that happened to win against a lot of creampuff squads. :razz:

I wish Rondo would come out west.
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