Top 3 douchebags of 2010
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Top 3 douchebags of 2010
My choices:
1) UtahRatt
2) SoulsOfBlack/Skate4RnR (TIE)
3) Luminiferous/Aesop (TIE)
Any other nominations?
1) UtahRatt
2) SoulsOfBlack/Skate4RnR (TIE)
3) Luminiferous/Aesop (TIE)
Any other nominations?
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Re: Top 3 douchebags of 2010
Why don't you start ANOTHER thread about the same guys?
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Re: Top 3 douchebags of 2010
If #3 was a tie, why didn't you just call the thread "Top 4 douchebags of 2010"?
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SOMEONE obviously forgot to use lube with their butt-plug this morning.
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Re: Top 3 douchebags of 2010
2 and 3 are actually pretty cool.
Utah is dodger fan, so we forgive his douchery most of the time.
Utah is dodger fan, so we forgive his douchery most of the time.
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Re: Top 3 douchebags of 2010
On an episode called "Same-Sex Secret Crushes" taped on March 6, 1995, a gay man named bonedog69 confessed his love for his friend, 1) UtahRatt, 2) Skate4RnR, and/or 3) SoulsOfBlack/Aesop (TIE). While on the show, 1) UtahRatt, 2) Skate4RnR, and/or 3) SoulsOfBlack/Aesop (TIE) reacted with laughter, but he became disturbed by the incident later. Three days after the show's taping, 1) UtahRatt, 2) Skate4RnR, and/or 3) SoulsOfBlack/Aesop (TIE) killed bonedog69. He was later convicted of second degree murder and received a sentence of 25–50 years in prison. The episode was never aired.
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J. D. wrote:Why don't you start ANOTHER thread about the same guys?
This is the 3rd one here on Hatas (remember he changed the title to one of them a few days ago to "Who is the biggest loser" because he didn't want to come off as obsessed... it didn't work).
Should I be concerned? It's starting to creep me out a bit.
EZrocker wrote:I am not an "obsessive Jani Lane fan". I don't even own a Warrant album, and I have never seen Jani live. I think Uncle Tom's Cabin is a good tune, but otherwise I could give a shit.
Re: Top 3 douchebags of 2010
I thought you foed me, SoulsOfWack. If you forgot to, no problem - I am sure it was an honest mistake. But PLEASE DO IT NOW. I never want to see your loser ass again.SoulsOfBlack wrote:J. D. wrote:Why don't you start ANOTHER thread about the same guys?
This is the 3rd one here on Hatas (remember he changed the title to one of them a few days ago to "Who is the biggest loser" because he didn't want to come off as obsessed... it didn't work).
Should I be concerned? It's starting to creep me out a bit.
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Re: Top 3 douchebags of 2010
Starting to make Quantavius and ClassyFredBlassy look original..
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Why don't you shut your pie hole?J. D. wrote:Why don't you start ANOTHER thread about the same guys?
SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:If Muppet Butt's writing was a literary movement, it would be considered post-retarded.
Re: Top 3 douchebags of 2010
Awesome reply, dude.bonedog69 wrote:Why don't you shut your pie hole?J. D. wrote:Why don't you start ANOTHER thread about the same guys?
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I'm kinda glad I un-foed him sometime last week. This kid is offering us some quality entertainment right here. I mean, SoulsOfWack? SoulsOfDouche? That's pretty creative stuff. What's next, "I know you are but what am I"? Or maybe some yo' mama insults.
But I'm sure it'll be just a few days before his schtick gets old (again) and I foe him (again).
But I'm sure it'll be just a few days before his schtick gets old (again) and I foe him (again).
EZrocker wrote:I am not an "obsessive Jani Lane fan". I don't even own a Warrant album, and I have never seen Jani live. I think Uncle Tom's Cabin is a good tune, but otherwise I could give a shit.
Re: Top 3 douchebags of 2010
You can shut your pie hole, too, J.D. Your mouth needs rest because it is going to be working the glory hole tonight.J. D. wrote:Awesome reply, dude.bonedog69 wrote:Why don't you shut your pie hole?J. D. wrote:Why don't you start ANOTHER thread about the same guys?
SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:If Muppet Butt's writing was a literary movement, it would be considered post-retarded.
Re: Top 3 douchebags of 2010
Dude, or whatever it is you turd burglars call each other. You left yourself off your own list.
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His ass spelunking is about as legit as my breasts. Though there is probably less silicone involved in whatever vaginal endeavors he pursues.
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Re: Top 3 douchebags of 2010
1) Sixdgrit
2) Pill
3) SoulsOfBlack
2) Pill
3) SoulsOfBlack
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SoulsOfBlack wrote: I mean, SoulsOfWack? SoulsOfDouche? That's pretty creative stuff. .
no, theyre not creative u fucking moron
youve been called those many times, don't u think there might be something to it by now?
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...we stopped at a restaurant to eat and I was wearing a Sludge shirt. Someone came up and asked me if I read the messageboard - I touched cloth for a split second and then said the shirt was my husband's and just looked at them retardedly.
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Wow... really? Heenan and bonedog? I consider it an honor when the 2 biggest retards on these boards are calling me out.
EZrocker wrote:I am not an "obsessive Jani Lane fan". I don't even own a Warrant album, and I have never seen Jani live. I think Uncle Tom's Cabin is a good tune, but otherwise I could give a shit.
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Re: Top 3 douchebags of 2010
u made the Top 3 douchebags list
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I thought we had something special, Heen.Heenan Snuka wrote:1) Sixdgrit
2) Pill
3) SoulsOfBlack
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exitflagger wrote:I thought we had something special, Heen.Heenan Snuka wrote:1) Sixdgrit
2) Pill
3) SoulsOfBlack
eh, ur in the top 10, does that make u happy?...u seem to have more of a problem with me than I do with u
waiting for sixdgrit to come in with a comment that starts with "Great..."
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...we stopped at a restaurant to eat and I was wearing a Sludge shirt. Someone came up and asked me if I read the messageboard - I touched cloth for a split second and then said the shirt was my husband's and just looked at them retardedly.
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Re: Top 3 douchebags of 2010
And explain why it's so difficult to spell "you". I mean, it's only 3 letters.
EZrocker wrote:I am not an "obsessive Jani Lane fan". I don't even own a Warrant album, and I have never seen Jani live. I think Uncle Tom's Cabin is a good tune, but otherwise I could give a shit.
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But the letter "u" is pronounced similarly, so it's actually pretty clever.SoulsOfBlack wrote:And explain why it's so difficult to spell "you". I mean, it's only 3 letters.
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How many times are you going to edit your pathetic crybaby posts? Poor bonedouche... Sorry if my pointing out your idiocy with the OBAMFA joke bunged your "partner's" bunghole..bonedog69 wrote:My choices:
1) UtahRatt
2) Skate4RnR
3) Luminiferous/Aesop (TIE)
Any other nominations?
I think I'll nominate ibanezdestroyer...
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bonedog69 wrote:My choices:
1) UtahRatt
2) Skate4RnR
3) Luminiferous/Aesop (TIE)
Any other nominations?
What the hell? He's edited me out of another thread? It's funny that UtahRatt foed him and hasn't even read one of his posts in over a month yet he's still #1. This is bullshit!
EZrocker wrote:I am not an "obsessive Jani Lane fan". I don't even own a Warrant album, and I have never seen Jani live. I think Uncle Tom's Cabin is a good tune, but otherwise I could give a shit.
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Evidently bonedouche has taken his shtick over to Sleazeroxx to hand with The Sexx and TakaishiiMundane..
He's whining over there about people hating on Sarah Palin and posting his OBAMFA phrase..
I wonder how many posts he'll go before pretending to be gay?
He's whining over there about people hating on Sarah Palin and posting his OBAMFA phrase..
I wonder how many posts he'll go before pretending to be gay?
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Let's hope he keeps his schticky bullshit over there for awhile.
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And still obsessed with Jani Lane (but remember, he's not even a fan and only liked Uncle Tom's cabin).
SoCalRockDude wrote:are you sure about that??
he's killed his professional reputation completely...not that there is a huge market for this band anyway, if people were clamoring for them so a promoter would take a chance & could make a lot of money...doubt it...
it's not like Alice Cooper, who dried out twice & made a comeback...thanks to a manager who was totally committed to him & a great backlog of songs...& a lot of talent...
no comparison there...
Now that Jani Lane is sober...
Do you think Jani and Warrant will reunite in 2011?
It would be nice to see them get back together for one last tour, rather than letting the last reunion tour be the conclusion of the Jani/Warrant lineup. Maybe in a few years. Jani seems very serious about staying sober. He looks and sounds better than he has in 20 years.
SoCalRockDude wrote:are you sure about that??
he's killed his professional reputation completely...not that there is a huge market for this band anyway, if people were clamoring for them so a promoter would take a chance & could make a lot of money...doubt it...
it's not like Alice Cooper, who dried out twice & made a comeback...thanks to a manager who was totally committed to him & a great backlog of songs...& a lot of talent...
no comparison there...
I disagree. I think Jani can make a comeback. Also, if he ever wants to get off the road, I think he could have a great career as a writer/producer for up-and-coming acts. And Warrant's catalog is fairly strong, otherwise Robert Mason wouldn't have a job.
EZrocker wrote:I am not an "obsessive Jani Lane fan". I don't even own a Warrant album, and I have never seen Jani live. I think Uncle Tom's Cabin is a good tune, but otherwise I could give a shit.
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Re: Top 3 douchebags of 2010
bonedog69 wrote:My choices:
1) UtahRatt
2) Skate4RnR
3) Luminiferous/Aesop (TIE)
Any other nominations?
PLEASE an hero.