How the fuck is Lou Holtz on TV?
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How the fuck is Lou Holtz on TV?
Grant it, the man has had a very good coaching record and had a fantastic run for the Irish, but how can EPSN hire this delusional, older than dirt, slurring through his false teeth, talking through his deviated septum fucking blowhard and put him on national TV. Listening to him is so far beyond laughable, you must check it out for yourself.
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Re: How the fuck is Lou Holtz on TV?
I know what you mean.
Although I do not watch college football, but Holtz is part of a panel on Hannity show on Fox.
Hannity & the rest of the panel are overly nice to him because of what he says & how he says it, but are probably thinking something completely different. He is a guest every couple of months or so.
Although I do not watch college football, but Holtz is part of a panel on Hannity show on Fox.
Hannity & the rest of the panel are overly nice to him because of what he says & how he says it, but are probably thinking something completely different. He is a guest every couple of months or so.
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Every year before college football starts i'm like, this is gonna be the year. This is gonna be the year he just starts making NO sense and just sounds like an old, bumbling lunatic and we never see him again. And he just keeps coming back!

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Re: How the fuck is Lou Holtz on TV?
Its entertaining to listen to Mark May rip on "Dr. Lou" and Notre Dame. Obviously, he is an ND homer and May hates the Irish.
The last few years, May has had his way with him.
The last few years, May has had his way with him.
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Lou Holtz and Beano Cook would be the ultimate in-studio analysts.
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Re: How the fuck is Lou Holtz on TV?
Because he makes people feel good. They like being around him. he's mr. positive.
And he's the man.
And he's the man.

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Re: How the fuck is Lou Holtz on TV?
ONE THING I can say about the man is this...
He called early in the season was it three years ago? My Jayhawks were a good team and would win their bowl game etc. They argued with him and I gotta admit, I didn't know if he was right. I'm a Jayhawks fan, I know how it is. It's like being a goddamn Chiefs fan you know?
Man, after the season he told those nutsuckers that he coached a football program called Notre Dame and they needed to listen to what he had to say.
Funny guy.
He called early in the season was it three years ago? My Jayhawks were a good team and would win their bowl game etc. They argued with him and I gotta admit, I didn't know if he was right. I'm a Jayhawks fan, I know how it is. It's like being a goddamn Chiefs fan you know?
Man, after the season he told those nutsuckers that he coached a football program called Notre Dame and they needed to listen to what he had to say.
Funny guy.



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Re: How the fuck is Lou Holtz on TV?
the dude is awesome, he should replace Larry King
Jani Lane and Bret Michaels should form a band called "Nelson II"
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Re: How the fuck is Lou Holtz on TV?
I went to South Carolina and had to be in marching band (not my choice people), and I remember seeing him up close even back then thinking how damn old he was. And that was back in the day.
