The Official Annual CUBS FUCKING SUCK THREAD!!!

[johnk5150]

Can't win six games before you win your fifth. Maybe they will actually wina series.

St. Louis has won every series they've played.

[johnk5150]

Holy shit. They won a series.

[Leppardmania]

The Good: 2 walk-off wins in a row against St. Louis

The Bad: 6 wins, 13 losses

[johnk5150]

The Good: 2 walk-off wins in a row against St. Louis

The Bad: their 25 man roster.

[Leppardmania]

Cubs beat the Phils and Halladay......wow.

[johnk5150]

They're back to normal today.

[Leppardmania]

Beaten Philly 2 out of 3 so far.......not bad.

Lahair is hitting over .370

[Mazerati]

as long as Campana continues to play we will be alot better

[Leppardmania]

LaHair is up to .390.......please tell me this 29 year old kid is the real deal.

[Leppardmania]

Carlos Marmol's 2012 stats as of 5/3/12:

8 2/3rds innings pitched, 12 walks, 3 out of 5 save chances blown.

Please trade him.........NOW!!!

[johnk5150]

I'm afraid of Matt Kemp.

[Leppardmania]

I'm afraid of Matt Kemp.

Nothing to be afraid of when he's not in the lineup......Cubs Win!!

[johnk5150]

Smardjziaizdoasdza throwing a lot of first pitch strikes this year.

I still wish he'd play WR for the Bears opposite Brandon Marshall.

[johnk5150]

Kerry Wood acted like a complete and total tool last night. Kerry. Thanks for the service. Feel free to retire.

[Machado]

Kerry Wood acted like a complete and total tool last night. Kerry. Thanks for the service. Feel free to retire.

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[Leppardmania]

Kerry Wood acted like a complete and total tool last night. Kerry. Thanks for the service. Feel free to retire.

Most over-rated pitcher in Cubs history.........tell me, why did the Cubs re-sign him again?

[killeverything]

Kerry Wood acted like a complete and total tool last night. Kerry. Thanks for the service. Feel free to retire.

Most over-rated pitcher in Cubs history.........tell me, why did the Cubs re-sign him again?

Theo Epstein is your GM.

[johnk5150]

Kerry Wood acted like a complete and total tool last night. Kerry. Thanks for the service. Feel free to retire.

Most over-rated pitcher in Cubs history.........tell me, why did the Cubs re-sign him again?

Theo Epstein is your GM.

Epstein didn't want him. That was Ricketts ordering Theo to sign a mascot.

[Leppardmania]

Epstein didn't want him. That was Ricketts ordering Theo to sign a mascot.

We already have one...............Ronny Woo-Woo, or Steve Bartman......take your pick.

[killeverything]

Epstein didn't want him. That was Ricketts ordering Theo to sign a mascot.

Get used to hearing that phrase. All the albatross signings in Boston weren't his doing either, they were Larry Luchhino's....

[Leppardmania]

LaHair was moved to LF yesterday for a while........do I smell a Rizzo call-up?

[johnk5150]

If you want to beat the Cubs, pay attention to what Milwaukee did this weekend. Don't throw Lahair anything to hit because the other eight assholes won't do anything.

[Leppardmania]

BTW, can the Cubs get rid of Soto too?..........he's just horrible. The former rookie of the year is batting a whopping .151.

[johnk5150]

BTW, can the Cubs get rid of Soto too?..........he's just horrible. The former rookie of the year is batting a whopping .151.

If I had $26 million dollars in my pocket, I'd set it on fire before giving it to Soriano and Soto. God they suck.

[johnk5150]

Svuem tried to give the Cardinals the game last night having Castro bunt. Idiot.

[johnk5150]

Cubs. Suck.

[johnk5150]

Kerry Wood finally quitting. Press conference today.

[Lardbucket]

Kerry Wood finally quitting. Press conference today.

Had to have his nuts rubbed by Cubs fans twice more before he left, though.
Came in to pitch to one guy yesterday.
On-field press conference before today's game.

86-75 career W-L record. 3.54 ERA. 65 saves. $61.5 million in salary.

[johnk5150]

The Cubs/Sox series isn't nearly as heated as it used to be. Everyone is being nice to each other now. And the Cubs still suck.

[wickedsensation]

Kerry Wood finally quitting. Press conference today.

Had to have his nuts rubbed by Cubs fans twice more before he left, though.
Came in to pitch to one guy yesterday.
On-field press conference before today's game.

86-75 career W-L record. 3.54 ERA. 65 saves. $61.5 million in salary.

Agreed, but hey, at least he seemed to play more through pain than Prior did. Granted, he still had his surgeries and other stints on the DL, but he was a lot tougher than Prior. Disappointed that Wood never met my expectations (and a lot of others'), but he's a stand-up guy...