Is this dude hot?
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Is this dude hot?
well, is he?
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Re: Is this dude hot?
NO
...unless he's standing in a room that's 90 degrees with that hoodie on.....
...unless he's standing in a room that's 90 degrees with that hoodie on.....
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Re: Is this dude hot?
THAT 'MILLARD FILLMORE IN A WIND TUNNEL' HAIRDO SMACKS OF CONTEMPTIBLE NONCHALANCE
WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT NOUVEAU CLICHÉ LOOK IS HE TRYING TO ACHIEVE?
IN OTHER WORDS
BREAD BOX, COTTON CANDY, OR FLOTATION DEVICE? OH MY!
AND I'LL ADD
DOES HE THINK THOSE MUCKY DUDS ADORNING HIS WEAK SAUCE PHYSIQUE WILL AUTOCHURN THE CUNTBUTTER IN THE COLLECTIVE VELVET MINESHAFT OF HIS FEMALE FANBASE?
FURTHERMORE
KUDOS FOR GOING THE ALL CAPS ROUTE, BUT 'ACIDIC' FOR HIS BAND'S NAME?
IT'S LIKE A BASE BATTER OF MALCOLM AND THE MERRY MIDGETS OF AC/DC WITH 80S BELGIAN SPEEDSTERS ACID FOLDED INTO THE MIX
SURE, IT SOUNDS LIKE IT COULD BE TASTY, BUT THEN YOU SEE THAT TWO OF HIS MUSICAL INFLUENCES ARE GREEN DAY AND DEFTONES AND ALL IT DOES IS LEAVE YOU WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUNGENT DURIAN AND A HELLISH SUNBURN SOMEWHERE ON A MALAYSIAN SHORE
WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT NOUVEAU CLICHÉ LOOK IS HE TRYING TO ACHIEVE?
IN OTHER WORDS
BREAD BOX, COTTON CANDY, OR FLOTATION DEVICE? OH MY!
AND I'LL ADD
DOES HE THINK THOSE MUCKY DUDS ADORNING HIS WEAK SAUCE PHYSIQUE WILL AUTOCHURN THE CUNTBUTTER IN THE COLLECTIVE VELVET MINESHAFT OF HIS FEMALE FANBASE?
FURTHERMORE
KUDOS FOR GOING THE ALL CAPS ROUTE, BUT 'ACIDIC' FOR HIS BAND'S NAME?
IT'S LIKE A BASE BATTER OF MALCOLM AND THE MERRY MIDGETS OF AC/DC WITH 80S BELGIAN SPEEDSTERS ACID FOLDED INTO THE MIX
SURE, IT SOUNDS LIKE IT COULD BE TASTY, BUT THEN YOU SEE THAT TWO OF HIS MUSICAL INFLUENCES ARE GREEN DAY AND DEFTONES AND ALL IT DOES IS LEAVE YOU WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUNGENT DURIAN AND A HELLISH SUNBURN SOMEWHERE ON A MALAYSIAN SHORE
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Re: Is this dude hot?
^^ What he said ^^
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Re: Is this dude hot?
The hair cut is nice, if not pretty, but its a woman's hairdo. And the color is for someone more mature. The cut would be more suited if he had a roundish face with a sweet expression. Not saying he isn't a nice person, but you know how some people kind of have an innocent and very gentle expression to them for some reason.
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Re: Is this dude hot?
He'd look better if he took off his grandma's wig.
Things are never as bad as they seem...they're usually worse.
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Re: Is this dude hot?
No. His hair is horrible.
Re: Is this dude hot?
ERIC ADAMS wrote: AND I'LL ADD
DOES HE THINK THOSE MUCKY DUDS ADORNING HIS WEAK SAUCE PHYSIQUE WILL AUTOCHURN THE CUNTBUTTER IN THE COLLECTIVE VELVET MINESHAFT OF HIS FEMALE FANBASE?
Notwithstanding the bad hair.
IggyPopWillEatItself wrote:Yep, there's actually still a few left out there!Inessence wrote:Whoa. I bought a cd of a band Iggy hasn't heard of before?
Re: Is this dude hot?
He has a nice smile,that's about it.
Re: Is this dude hot?
No, too boyish looking in the face and his hair is awful (like most commented on). He looks like he stepped out of Harry Potter.
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Re: Is this dude hot?
ERIC ADAMS wrote:THAT 'MILLARD FILLMORE IN A WIND TUNNEL' HAIRDO SMACKS OF CONTEMPTIBLE NONCHALANCE
WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT NOUVEAU CLICHÉ LOOK IS HE TRYING TO ACHIEVE?
IN OTHER WORDS
BREAD BOX, COTTON CANDY, OR FLOTATION DEVICE? OH MY!
AND I'LL ADD
DOES HE THINK THOSE MUCKY DUDS ADORNING HIS WEAK SAUCE PHYSIQUE WILL AUTOCHURN THE CUNTBUTTER IN THE COLLECTIVE VELVET MINESHAFT OF HIS FEMALE FANBASE?
FURTHERMORE
KUDOS FOR GOING THE ALL CAPS ROUTE, BUT 'ACIDIC' FOR HIS BAND'S NAME?
IT'S LIKE A BASE BATTER OF MALCOLM AND THE MERRY MIDGETS OF AC/DC WITH 80S BELGIAN SPEEDSTERS ACID FOLDED INTO THE MIX
SURE, IT SOUNDS LIKE IT COULD BE TASTY, BUT THEN YOU SEE THAT TWO OF HIS MUSICAL INFLUENCES ARE GREEN DAY AND DEFTONES AND ALL IT DOES IS LEAVE YOU WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUNGENT DURIAN AND A HELLISH SUNBURN SOMEWHERE ON A MALAYSIAN SHORE
Hahahahahaha. Although, The Deftones are one of my fave bands. I digress. THIS.
And, NO. Not in a million years.
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Re: Is this dude hot?
HOW 'BOUT I GET AROUND YOUR FUR WITH SOMETHING IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD OF EIGHT AND A HALF BY THREE?MissChelle857 wrote:The Deftones are one of my fave bands.
THAT'S FLACCID, BY THE WAY
*FLEXES*
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Re: Is this dude hot?
ERIC ADAMS wrote:HOW 'BOUT I GET AROUND YOUR FUR WITH SOMETHING IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD OF EIGHT AND A HALF BY THREE?MissChelle857 wrote:The Deftones are one of my fave bands.
THAT'S FLACCID, BY THE WAY
*FLEXES*
Hahahaha. You got a deal.
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Re: Is this dude hot?
I'd rather shag a colostomy bag.
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Re: Is this dude hot?
Can't see anything. Looks like Photobucket took the pic down?
.... I taught your rockstar boyfriend that thing you like ....
Re: Is this dude hot?
The pic of Nikki is nice but other than that.....can't see a damned thing.