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Obama secretly wishes he was half white.

Obama secretly wishes he could smoke cigarettes in public.

Obama secretly wishes he was a strong enough man, like George Bush, so the congress would let him do what he wanted.

Obama secretly wishes his hair wasn't turning grey almost over night.

Obama secretly wishes he could do good things with the economy so people would start calling him President Clinton.

Obama secretly wishes Ratt would play at his birthday party.

Obama secretly wishes he could give as much money to fight Aids in Africa as George W. Bush did when he was president.

Obama secretly wishes he didn't need the Republican candidate to be weak so he can win.
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Da Fuq?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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it's what he openly wishes that scares the living shit out of me.

go fucking "fundamentally transform" some other fucking country


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brotherplanet wrote:Obama secretly wishes he was half white.
Holy shit! Wishes do come true.
Obama secretly wishes he could smoke cigarettes in public.
Lots of people do.
Obama secretly wishes he was a strong enough man, like George Bush, so the congress would let him do what he wanted.
Don't you mean "Obama secretly wishes his party was in the majority so the congress would let him do what he wanted."
Obama secretly wishes his hair wasn't turning grey almost over night.
Like the millions of other men buying Just For Men and Grecian Formula.
Obama secretly wishes he could do good things with the economy so people would start calling him President Clinton.
He is and he's grateful not to be called the name of the Republican President Who Shall Not Be Mentioned.
Obama secretly wishes Ratt would play at his birthday party.
He booked Megadeth and Ted Nugent.
Obama secretly wishes he could give as much money to fight Aids in Africa as George W. Bush did when he was president.
He probably does.
Obama secretly wishes he didn't need the Republican candidate to be weak so he can win.
Why. If I were running for the office, I would want my opponent to be a punk ass bitch too so I could beat his ass easily.


*brotherplanet secretly wishes he could marshal a cogent argument bolstered by facts and statistical evidence so he would not be shown to be a fool on a consistent basis.

*brotherplanet secretly wishes he understood the complex issues he debates here so that he might not be exposed as an ignorant fool.
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brotherplanet wrote: Obama secretly wishes he could do good things with the economy so people would start calling him President Clinton.
He secretly wishes there were fewer idiots like you in the country. Clinton inherited an economy growing at 4.3% and creating a million jobs a year. Obama inherited an economy crashing at 8.9% and shedding close to 4 million jobs a year. Clinton's job creating policies consisted of a tax hike in 1993. The Fed then raised the federal funds rate from 3% to 6% in 1994. In other words, in spite of contractionary fiscal and monetary policy, the economy did well. The economy did well under Clinton despite govt policy, not because of it.

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brotherplanet wrote: Obama secretly wishes he could give as much money to fight Aids in Africa as George W. Bush did when he was president.
Obama has given more foreign aid to Africa than Bush.

Foreign Aid
http://www.census.gov/compendia/statab/ ... n_aid.html
Africa:
2008: 4.778 billion
2010: 7.315 billion
brotherplanet wrote: Obama secretly wishes he didn't need the Republican candidate to be weak so he can win.
He doesn't need the Republican candidate to be weak. He needs informed voters and fewer racist idiots like you.
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brotherplanet, you are one independent dude!
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Hahahahaha... I actually did this post to see if it would prompt joey to run around the internet looking for a chart or a graph to post! That motherfucker cracks me up!

The first line in my post should have been a clue that this whole thing wasn't supposed to be taken seriously! Joey stepped right up to the plate!

Danzig, everyone already knows he's half white. You fell for this too? You and joey should move in together!
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Wasn't it just a few weeks ago that birtherplanet claimed he was ignoring DRJ's posts?
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brotherplanet wrote:Hahahahaha... I actually did this post to see if it would prompt joey to run around the internet looking for a chart or a graph to post! That motherfucker cracks me up!

The first line in my post should have been a clue that this whole thing wasn't supposed to be taken seriously! Joey stepped right up to the plate!

Danzig, everyone already knows he's half white. You fell for this too? You and joey should move in together!
Did you host a pre-owning party with steak and lobster?

You are an idiot. Your ignorance and stupidity are widely recognized. That I or anyone else responded is more a testament to that than what you perceive as the cleverness of your diabolical master plan.
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brotherplanet wrote:Obama secretly wishes he was half white.

Obama secretly wishes he could smoke cigarettes in public.

Obama secretly wishes he was a strong enough man, like George Bush, so the congress would let him do what he wanted.

Obama secretly wishes his hair wasn't turning grey almost over night.

Obama secretly wishes he could do good things with the economy so people would start calling him President Clinton.

Obama secretly wishes Ratt would play at his birthday party.

Obama secretly wishes he could give as much money to fight Aids in Africa as George W. Bush did when he was president.

Obama secretly wishes he didn't need the Republican candidate to be weak so he can win.
Obama secretly wishes the US economy wasn't a steaming pile of dogshit. :lol:

US Economy Going from Bad to Worse: Roubini
CNBC.COM
July 23, 2012

A robust and self-sustaining U.S. recovery is not on the cards, and we should now expect below trend growth for many years to come, according to Nouriel Roubini, the economist famed for his bearish views.

Roubini, best-known for calling the 2008 economic crisis, outlined five reasons the bulls have been wrong and argued that an American economic cold will lead the rest of the world to catch pneumonia in a post on the Project Syndicate website.

“Even this year, the consensus got it wrong, expecting a recovery to annual GDP growth of better than 3 percent,” the founder of Roubini Global Economics wrote.

“And now, after getting the first half of 2012 wrong, many are repeating the fairy tale that a combination of lower oil prices, rising auto sales, recovering house prices, and a resurgence of U.S. manufacturing will boost growth in the second half of the year and fuel above-potential growth by 2013.”

Roubini believes the U.S. economy will slow further this year and next as expectations of the “fiscal cliff” keep spending and growth lower — and uncertainty about the outcome of the presidential election dogs markets.

The fiscal cliff could knock 4.5 percent off 2013 growth if all tax cuts and transfer payments were allowed to expire and spending cuts where triggered, according to Roubini.

“Of course, the drag will be much smaller, as tax increases and spending cuts will be much milder. But, even if the fiscal cliff turns out to be a mild growth bump — a mere 0.5 percent of GDP — and annual growth at the end of the year is just 1.5 percent, as seems likely, the fiscal drag will suffice to slow the economy to stall speed: a growth rate of barely 1 percent,” he wrote.

The U.S. consumer, which drives plenty of the global economy as well as the U.S., will not be able to keep spending when $1.4 billion worth of tax cuts and extended transfer payments come to an end according to Roubini.

“In 2013, as transfer payments are phased out, however gradually, and as some tax cuts are allowed to expire, disposable income growth and consumption growth will slow. The U.S. will then face not only the direct effects of a fiscal drag, but also its indirect effect on private spending,” he wrote.

The problems in the euro zone, a slowdown in China and emerging markets, added to the chance that oil prices could be driven higher by tensions over Iran’s nuclear program, will also add to America’s economic woes, Roubini argued.

He warned the Fed will not be able to ride to the rescue this time.

“The U.S. Federal Reserve will carry out more quantitative easing this year, but it will be ineffective: long-term interest rates are already very low, and lowering them further would not boost spending,” he wrote.

“Indeed, the credit channel is frozen and velocity has collapsed, with banks hoarding increases in base money in the form of excess reserves. Moreover, the dollar is unlikely to weaken as other countries also carry out quantitative easing.”

Roubini also argued that earnings growth is now beginning to run out of steam, after buoying markets earlier in the economic cycle. The second-quarter earnings season has so far presented a mixed picture.

“A significant equity-price correction could, in fact, be the force that in 2013 tips the US economy into outright contraction. And if the U.S. starts to sneeze again, the rest of the world — its immunity already weakened by Europe’s malaise and emerging countries’ slowdown — will catch pneumonia,” he warned.
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