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Rev, you might want to dwell on seeing a psychiatrist.
GreatWhiteSnake wrote:I'm 46 and my dad's 67 and we kiss each other on the mouth and my 9 yo old son and I do too. It's because we love each other. A lot. And could give a shit what anyone else thinks about us kissing on the mouth.
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Chip Z'Hoy wrote:My personal opinion is he likes the attention and actively encourages this "stalking." That would be my position if I was the judge.
I stalked his FB page and the band one. Traffic is not going there when it comes to comments on what he posts.
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Revtard Legal Glossary:
Felony Libel
Libelous Harassment
2nd Degree Slanderous Libel
Harassing Misdemeanorish Libel
Defamation of Felonious Harassment
Capital Defamatory Conspiracy to Commit Libel
Harassing Slander with Intent to Commit Defamation
Felony Libel
Libelous Harassment
2nd Degree Slanderous Libel
Harassing Misdemeanorish Libel
Defamation of Felonious Harassment
Capital Defamatory Conspiracy to Commit Libel
Harassing Slander with Intent to Commit Defamation
GreatWhiteSnake wrote:I'm 46 and my dad's 67 and we kiss each other on the mouth and my 9 yo old son and I do too. It's because we love each other. A lot. And could give a shit what anyone else thinks about us kissing on the mouth.
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LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Sun Feb 18, 2024 3:56 pmClub was packed with Metal Edge fans 18-30..no stupid Rush Roll The Bones dipsh*ts
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HMZ had a pretty good headshrinker. Wonder if the Ginger can give a referral.SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:Rev, you might want to dwell on seeing a psychiatrist.
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A great legal mind once said "It may or may not be Defamation of Felonious Harassment, depending on which state laws are used."SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:Revtard Legal Glossary:
Felony Libel
Libelous Harassment
2nd Degree Slanderous Libel
Harassing Misdemeanorish Libel
Defamation of Felonious Harassment
Capital Defamatory Conspiracy to Commit Libel
Harassing Slander with Intent to Commit Defamation
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Constantine wrote:ur a fkn degenerate,
Metal Sludge wrote:It is after all, only a message board...relax!
Trist805 wrote:Chip, You owned me and I will admit defeat. I love big black cocks. Hope you are happy.
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Rev, do you want us to set up a legal defense fund for you?
Or were the proceeds of your Best Buy CD sales going to cover your lawyers fees?
Or were the proceeds of your Best Buy CD sales going to cover your lawyers fees?
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Had The Revtards gotten off the ground and made him a big TV star, I wonder how much of the show would be devoted to his imaginary lawsuits. Just ranting, like a late-era Lenny Bruce.
Wevvy Bwuce, if you will.
Wevvy Bwuce, if you will.
LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Sun Feb 18, 2024 3:56 pmClub was packed with Metal Edge fans 18-30..no stupid Rush Roll The Bones dipsh*ts
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Chip Z'Hoy wrote:Had The Revtards gotten off the ground and made him a big TV star, I wonder how much of the show would be devoted to his imaginary lawsuits. Just ranting, like a late-era Lenny Bruce.
Wevvy Bwuce, if you will.
He would have had that show and made millions if not for Eddie's Harassing Slander with Intent to Commit Defamation.
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"Judge, why are we here?"
"I'm not sure...Plaintiff, approach the bench. What are you suing for again?"
"Duhh herrrr...Aggravated Defamatory Libelous Mayhem, your Honor!"
GreatWhiteSnake wrote:I'm 46 and my dad's 67 and we kiss each other on the mouth and my 9 yo old son and I do too. It's because we love each other. A lot. And could give a shit what anyone else thinks about us kissing on the mouth.
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Holy shit. The Verdict.
LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Sun Feb 18, 2024 3:56 pmClub was packed with Metal Edge fans 18-30..no stupid Rush Roll The Bones dipsh*ts
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"I hereby find the defendant guilty and sentence you to 10 years in Leavenworth or 11 years in Twelveworth!"
"I'll take 5 & 10 at Woolworth."
"I'll take 5 & 10 at Woolworth."
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"I hope Rev has a good sense of humor and doesn't take us into court."
LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Sun Feb 18, 2024 3:56 pmClub was packed with Metal Edge fans 18-30..no stupid Rush Roll The Bones dipsh*ts
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My humor senses are just not tingling.
Nothing here tripping the meter.
Nothing here tripping the meter.
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It coming here though, ain't it?BlackCrypt wrote:Chip Z'Hoy wrote:My personal opinion is he likes the attention and actively encourages this "stalking." That would be my position if I was the judge.
I stalked his FB page and the band one. Traffic is not going there when it comes to comments on what he posts.
And from here it goes there.
Neat, huh?
Silly dinks.
So easy!
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So, how many likes and comments have you received from the Sludge community? Or anyone?Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:It coming here though, ain't it?
And from here it goes there.
Neat, huh?
Silly dinks.
So easy!
It's ok. I will wait for you to backpedal a bit.
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Is it me or does his bass player not have any fucking teeth?
Also, Rev, it's the fucking Wide World of Sports, not The Wild, Wild World of Sports. Not sure how your old as fuck ass doesn't know that.
Also, Rev, it's the fucking Wide World of Sports, not The Wild, Wild World of Sports. Not sure how your old as fuck ass doesn't know that.
LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Sun Feb 18, 2024 3:56 pmClub was packed with Metal Edge fans 18-30..no stupid Rush Roll The Bones dipsh*ts
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There are sludge members (past and present) on my pages, dink. Some of your favorites are there.BlackCrypt wrote:So, how many likes and comments have you received from the Sludge community? Or anyone?Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:It coming here though, ain't it?
And from here it goes there.
Neat, huh?
Silly dinks.
So easy!
It's ok. I will wait for you to backpedal a bit.
Thanks for the hits to my sites, numbskull.
It's whatever the fuck I say it is, freckles.Chip Z'Hoy wrote: Also, Rev, it's the fucking Wide World of Sports, not The Wild, Wild World of Sports. Not sure how your old as fuck ass doesn't know that.
http://www.amazon.com/Wild-World-Sports ... 6304979630
http://www.reelseo.com/youtube-love-football/
But I wouldn't expect your skinny spotted ass to know that.
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LOL @ Teh_Fraud.Son_of_Sam_I_Am wrote:Of course you'd never stoop to that level, would you, you Ted Kaczynski looking motherfucker?Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote: The dude posted a written falsehood about me online. The falsehoods he published were defamatory.
Sorry I didn't use a chart to dress myself today like you did there, Rude Boy.
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Rude boy? RUDE BOY?
LMGDMFAO!!!
You think I'm a rude boy because I have glasses and tattoos? A few short weeks ago I was a "metrosexual." Make up your goddamn mind. Jesus Bosstone Christ
You're so fucking hapless. Hopeless. Helpless. I'm gonna be laughing all goddamn day at you.
Fucking "rude boy". LOLOLOLOL
...and don't think nobody noticed that you completely avoided the point of my post (you being a liar) to sidetrack it off into that dark forest of stupid that is the limbic center of your brain.
LMGDMFAO!!!
You think I'm a rude boy because I have glasses and tattoos? A few short weeks ago I was a "metrosexual." Make up your goddamn mind. Jesus Bosstone Christ
You're so fucking hapless. Hopeless. Helpless. I'm gonna be laughing all goddamn day at you.
Fucking "rude boy". LOLOLOLOL
...and don't think nobody noticed that you completely avoided the point of my post (you being a liar) to sidetrack it off into that dark forest of stupid that is the limbic center of your brain.
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Damn! I hit the right nerve with THAT one, huh?Son_of_Sam_I_Am wrote:Rude boy? RUDE BOY?
LMGDMFAO!!!
You think I'm a rude boy because I have glasses and tattoos? A few short weeks ago I was a "metrosexual." Make up your goddamn mind. Jesus Bosstone Christ
You're so fucking hapless. Hopeless. Helpless. I'm gonna be laughing all goddamn day at you.
Fucking "rude boy". LOLOLOLOL
...and don't think nobody noticed that you completely avoided the point of my post (you being a liar) to sidetrack it off into that dark forest of stupid that is the limbic center of your brain.
Whatever... Rude Boy.
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An obscure VHS tape from the 80s? Nah brah, I'm not old as fuck like you are.Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:But I wouldn't expect your skinny spotted ass to know that.
In any event, I assumed you were quoting Blazing Saddles. Turns out you were saying gibberish, i.e. "felony libel."
Avoided the comment about your bassist being without a tooth in his head. Quite the assembly you got there!
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Uhhhhhh. No?Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote: Damn! I hit the right nerve with THAT one, huh?
Unless you call me pointing and laughing at you mightily "hitting the right nerve."
Chip Z'Hoy wrote: Avoided the comment about your bassist being without a tooth in his head. Quite the assembly you got there!
Careful, now, or ol' gummy will put a boot on your neck while the fat bastard in the lab coat and wig rapes your girl on a pool table.
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Ok there, Riki Rachtman.
Follow that chart!
Follow that chart!
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You are a lunatic.
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Actually, I DO call you pointing and laughing mightily "all goddamn day" at your computer screen "hitting the right nerve."Son_of_Sam_I_Am wrote:Uhhhhhh. No?Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote: Damn! I hit the right nerve with THAT one, huh?
Unless you call me pointing and laughing at you mightily "hitting the right nerve."
I can totally picture you doing that...All goddamn day!
Everybody... Just for a sec, picture the Rude Boy pointing at his computer screen and laughing mightily at it... All goddamn day
Now picture him typing "you're crazy" to someone before continuing with the 24-hour God Damn Mighty Laugh and Point Fest.
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You are a lunatic.
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Fortunately for Rev he has top-quality legal representation schooling him on the nuances of felonious libelousness and other concepts:
Hutz: Mrs Simpson, your sexual harassment case is just what I need to rebuild my shattered career! Care to join me in a belt of Scotch?
Marge: But it's 9:30 in the morning!
Hutz: Yeah but... I haven't slept in days. [glug, glug] Last chance! [glug, glug] Ohh yeah!
Hutz: Mrs Simpson, your sexual harassment case is just what I need to rebuild my shattered career! Care to join me in a belt of Scotch?
Marge: But it's 9:30 in the morning!
Hutz: Yeah but... I haven't slept in days. [glug, glug] Last chance! [glug, glug] Ohh yeah!
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