The NFL Thread

[Machado]

NFC EAST - looks like another year the Cowgirls win the big sky conference. I'm calling it now, no one else will contend. The Browns could take the NFC East. It's another good regular season for Dallas fans, enjoy.
Chip Kelly acts like a guy starving and is shopping at a convenience store, I'll grab a snickers, bag of chips, 6 pack of natty light a Slim Jim and toss in Tim Teabow to go.
Washington, was a mess, is a mess and will always be a mess. leaving the Giants? Enjoy that easy schedule Dallas, you'll make the post season.
Oh they'll fuck up enough to keep one team around but Dallas don't have any competition.

Please explain how Dallas will have an easy schedule when anybody with the least bit of NFL knowledge understands that Dallas will be playing a "1st place schedule" in the new season?

Machado- this is why everybody thinks you are a fucking moron.

Whether or not you agree with it, asking for Utah to explain his argument proves that you either don't know how to read or are dumb as a brick. He CLEARLY stated that he thinks the NFC East is terrible, and that Dallas is the best of a shitty lot.

What part of that don't you understand? Dallas gets a first-place schedule in a division full of stiffs - therefore, it's an easy schedule.

So before the 2015 season begins Dallas is already getting criticized for having an easy schedule. HILARIOUS! You guys are in mid-season form.
I guess I forgot Dallas makes their own schedule
I forgot that Dallas instructs each team in their division to be a weaker opponent.
To make matters worse, Utah has to declare that even the lowly Browns could take that division. Sure they can Utah. You go girl!

[Crazy Levi]

So before the 2015 season begins Dallas is already getting criticized for having an easy schedule. HILARIOUS! You guys are in mid-season form.
I guess I forgot Dallas makes their own schedule
I forgot that Dallas instructs each team in their division to be a weaker opponent.
To make matters worse, Utah has to declare that even the lowly Browns could take that division. Sure they can Utah. You go girl!

No you fucking moron...this about Utah CLEARLY EXPLAINING why he thinks Dallas has an easy schedule...

And you following up with a post demanding he explain why he thinks Dallas has an easy schedule.

That makes you look really stupid.

[Machado]

So before the 2015 season begins Dallas is already getting criticized for having an easy schedule. HILARIOUS! You guys are in mid-season form.
I guess I forgot Dallas makes their own schedule
I forgot that Dallas instructs each team in their division to be a weaker opponent.
To make matters worse, Utah has to declare that even the lowly Browns could take that division. Sure they can Utah. You go girl!

No you fucking moron...this about Utah CLEARLY EXPLAINING why he thinks Dallas has an easy schedule...

And you following up with a post demanding he explain why he thinks Dallas has an easy schedule.

That makes you look really stupid.

What makes you look stupid is cheering for RGIII again and again! The kid can't even drop back properly and you once hailed him for being among the best in the league, LOL!
Tim Tebow has better technique.
Don't worry so much about the Cowboys. You have more than enough on your plate with The Skins.
How many games into the season are you going to throw in the towel and have your ready made list of excuses available for everybody here to view?

[Redman77]

Maybe he should just "go on vacation" when his team plays shitty.

[UtahRatt]

NFC EAST - looks like another year the Cowgirls win the big sky conference. I'm calling it now, no one else will contend. The Browns could take the NFC East. It's another good regular season for Dallas fans, enjoy.
Chip Kelly acts like a guy starving and is shopping at a convenience store, I'll grab a snickers, bag of chips, 6 pack of natty light a Slim Jim and toss in Tim Teabow to go.
Washington, was a mess, is a mess and will always be a mess. leaving the Giants? Enjoy that easy schedule Dallas, you'll make the post season.
Oh they'll fuck up enough to keep one team around but Dallas don't have any competition.

Please explain how Dallas will have an easy schedule when anybody with the least bit of NFL knowledge understands that Dallas will be playing a "1st place schedule" in the new season?

"1st place schedule"

I swear every time you post I have visions of Garo Yepremian throwing a ball.

[Gritt]

You know he's heading to google right now to find out who Garo is.

[UtahRatt]

You know he's heading to google right now to find out who Garo is.

Then he'll come back and say....."whats a kicker have to do with it?????"

[Machado]

NFC EAST - looks like another year the Cowgirls win the big sky conference. I'm calling it now, no one else will contend. The Browns could take the NFC East. It's another good regular season for Dallas fans, enjoy.
Chip Kelly acts like a guy starving and is shopping at a convenience store, I'll grab a snickers, bag of chips, 6 pack of natty light a Slim Jim and toss in Tim Teabow to go.
Washington, was a mess, is a mess and will always be a mess. leaving the Giants? Enjoy that easy schedule Dallas, you'll make the post season.
Oh they'll fuck up enough to keep one team around but Dallas don't have any competition.

Please explain how Dallas will have an easy schedule when anybody with the least bit of NFL knowledge understands that Dallas will be playing a "1st place schedule" in the new season?

"1st place schedule"

I swear every time you post I have visions of Garo Yepremian throwing a ball.

No reason for you to be laughing, unless Nitt Grill is playing with your ballbag again while you type
Go ahead, please explain what is so funny about playing a 1st place schedule.

[HeavyMetalZombie666]

With all the Tebow coverage I am hoping Michael Sam gets signed to balance things out in football news.

[Gritt]

With all the Tebow coverage I am hoping Michael Sam gets signed to balance things out in football news.

Sam isn't going to be signed. Sexual orientation aside, he's just not fast enough.

[Gritt]

My god Matardo I'll explain it to you. It is a first place schedule in name only. They are in arguably the worst division in football so their first place schedule is a joke as they should get five or six wins just inside their division. They get those wins and then they could got 3-5 or 4-4 against the rest of their schedule and still make the playoffs. Much like last year they would have a bunch of wins but because they feasted on bums, the record would be inflated. A 10 win team in the NFC east is equivalent to a 7 or 8 win team in the other divisions just due to the weakness of the division.

[Machado]

My god Matardo I'll explain it to you. It is a first place schedule in name only. They are in arguably the worst division in football so their first place schedule is a joke as they should get five or six wins just inside their division. They get those wins and then they could got 3-5 or 4-4 against the rest of their schedule and still make the playoffs. Much like last year they would have a bunch of wins but because they feasted on bums, the record would be inflated. A 10 win team in the NFC east is equivalent to a 7 or 8 win team in the other divisions just due to the weakness of the division.

I don't recall asking for you to rant one more time. Don't be stupid you moron.

You can attempt to devalue a 1st place schedule all you want. You can also continue to make excuses why Dallas won so many games last season. You can also continue to say the NFC East is a bad division. So does that mean whatever wins Dallas does get this coming season should be downgraded because their opponents are inferior?
You, Gritt, you sound dumb anytime you post on Sludge. At least you are consistent.

[UtahRatt]

Go ahead, please explain what is so funny about playing a 1st place schedule.

Like plunging a toilet, EVERYONE gets it but you.

[Machado]

Go ahead, please explain what is so funny about playing a 1st place schedule.

Like plunging a toilet, EVERYONE gets it but you.

basically you have zero to add. flip that record over for a change.

[Gritt]

So does that mean whatever wins Dallas does get this coming season should be downgraded because their opponents are inferior?
.

They're still wins but they're not the same as going through a tough division schedule and that will show in the playoffs. Very rarely do teams from weak ass divisions go deep into the playoffs.

[Machado]

So does that mean whatever wins Dallas does get this coming season should be downgraded because their opponents are inferior?
.

They're still wins but they're not the same as going through a tough division schedule and that will show in the playoffs. Very rarely do teams from weak ass divisions go deep into the playoffs.

So they are still wins? OK great. Remember that next time you want to broach the subject. That's all you had to say. The argument that a team does not play in a strong division is ridiculous. Always has been. Not surprise you would choose to argue that point.

[Gritt]

Go back and look at history. Teams from bad divisions don't perform as well in the playoffs as teams from tougher divisions.

[UtahRatt]

Go ahead, please explain what is so funny about playing a 1st place schedule.

Like plunging a toilet, EVERYONE gets it but you.

basically you have zero to add. flip that record over for a change.

You realize you wasted an entire page because you couldn't understand something that was simple, self explanatory and wasn't directed at you. Then you went and argued with everyone over it.

First you clogged the thread then you went and flushed it twice. Good Job.

[UtahRatt]

Dallas Cowboys FIRST PLACE SCHEDULE! Looks devastating!

Giants - didn't make the playoffs

at Eagles - didn't make the playoffs

Falcons - didn't make the playoffs

at Saints - didn't make the playoffs

Patriots - SBW

at Giants - didn't make the playoffs

Seahawks - SB

Eagles - didn't make the playoffs

at Buccaneers - didn't make the playoffs

at Dolphins - didn't make the playoffs

Panthers - made the playoffs 7w - 8L - 1T

at Redskins - didn't make the playoffs

at Packers - Playoffs

Jets - didn't make the playoffs

at Bills - didn't make the playoffs


Again, they have 6 games within their weak division, no one to contend with so they should easily win* the division. They play 3 teams that made the playoffs and the Panthers who went in with a loosing record. 3.5 teams that made the playoffs.

Bills, Jets, Tampa, Skins x 2, Giants x 2, Philly x2, Dolphins and the dismantled Panthers and Saints.

WOW, New England, Seattle, Green Bay! Three expected tough games with the Pat's and Seahawks AT HOME.

[Gritt]

You clearly don't understand what a first place schedule is, Ratt.

[UtahRatt]

You clearly don't understand what a first place schedule is, Ratt.

But I know when NOT to flush a toilet twice!

It's easier! That's how Seattle made it back to the SB! 1st place schedules is like fortune telling.

Dallas has an easier schedule then last year. They played Three teams that went to the playoffs last year and going into the season the Saint's and 49er's were supposed to be contenders. Dallas was set to play 5 contenders last year. This season their opponents add up to a CAKE RUN.
Especially when you're division is not only producing ONE PLAYOFF TEAM, but ONE above average team it's should be a lock. The NFC East looks to be total shit full of question marks. Dallas got better and should have it easy.

Talking to machado about football is like explaining it to a girl who's never watched a game.

[Bludegeon]

NFC EAST - looks like another year the Cowgirls win the big sky conference. I'm calling it now, no one else will contend. The Browns could take the NFC East. It's another good regular season for Dallas fans, enjoy.
Chip Kelly acts like a guy starving and is shopping at a convenience store, I'll grab a snickers, bag of chips, 6 pack of natty light a Slim Jim and toss in Tim Teabow to go.
Washington, was a mess, is a mess and will always be a mess. leaving the Giants? Enjoy that easy schedule Dallas, you'll make the post season.
Oh they'll fuck up enough to keep one team around but Dallas don't have any competition.

Please explain how Dallas will have an easy schedule when anybody with the least bit of NFL knowledge understands that Dallas will be playing a "1st place schedule" in the new season?

If the other three teams suck in the East and Dallas is a bit better and sweeps.. That is 6 wins right off of the bat.. Think of the early 90's Niners and the shit division they were in.. It's not really that hard to figure out..

[eddie lee roth]

I loved this line from late last season.

IMO, Randle can get the job done behind the offensive line. i know Randle only had the 1 carry vs the Bears, but he made defenders miss on that play and appeared very, very quick.

[Tenacious_Dio]

Think of the early 90's Niners and the shit division they were in.

Or the Patriots and Colts for the past 15 years.

That being said, I think the Giants will be a little better than most people think.

[Bludegeon]

Think of the early 90's Niners and the shit division they were in.

Or the Patriots and Colts for the past 15 years.

That being said, I think the Giants will be a little better than most people think.

Yep,, agreed...

I wouldn't be surprised if all the shit Kelly is doing in Philly works as well.

[eddie lee roth]

Cowboy's Hardy suspended for 10 games.

[Machado]

Cowboy's Hardy suspended for 10 games.

Ray Rice had his suspension vacated, so I guess Hardy can be the next player to make Goodell look like a fool & have a suspension reduced or vacated.

P.S. How ironic he would be eligible to play in week 11 versus Carolina

[Tenacious_Dio]

Hardy should love Carolina. They gave him a $13 million paid vacation last year.

[eddie lee roth]

Roger Goodell is a lying arrogant asshole but he's nobody's fool Machado.

Ray Rice is a piece of shit and so is Greg Hardy no matter how many games they are suspended for.

[Machado]

Roger Goodell is a lying arrogant asshole but he's nobody's fool Machado.

Ray Rice is a piece of shit and so is Greg Hardy no matter how many games they are suspended for.

Goodell is a fool. He should have lost his job for the way his mishandled
the Ray Rice case.