The NFL Thread

[Crazy Levi]

Fairy tale is over Colts fans.

Welcome back to reality.

You ain't going anywhere with hassleback or Charles white hurst and Luck sucks too.

You may win the worst division in football but after that it's lights out.

[Pierce Foreskin]

The Patriots better hope they don't end up with the three seed. Running into Pittsburgh or Kansas City in the first round of the playoffs could be trouble.

Cincinnati is really good and if they can get Eifert back healthy I think they are going to get the one seed and they will go to the super bowl.

Right now if I had to pick a Super Bowl match up it would be a cat fight.

Cincinnati and Denver play week 16 so as long at the Pats win out they would get a first round bye, might not be the 1 seed though.
But it isn't looking good, that is for sure.

[UtahRatt]

Fairy tale is over Colts fans.

Welcome back to reality.

You ain't going anywhere with hassleback or Charles white hurst and Luck sucks too.

You may win the worst division in football but after that it's lights out.

Come on Levi........The NFC LEAST is by far the weakest division. Seriously, respect? That group is a fucking mess. The Colts or the Texans would be leading that division. I bet the Titans could beat up any team in the LEAST. Mariota would instantly be the best QB in the Least that's for sure.

The Jag's have scored more points then the Skins, Dallas and 3 points behind Philly!

[UtahRatt]

HAHA..........While eating I turned on the game and the first thing I see is Dez with his helmet off all bent out of shape screaming at everyone as he walks off the sidelines. I about spit chicken n shrimp across the room. How Ironic.

Then the first points of the game......3

6 minutes left in the first half and it's 3 to nothing. Two power houses going at it struggling to put up, point.....s
Then they come back after the kick and are still showing and talking about Dez crying like a bitch, then they show Garrett and nothing..Fucking nothing he looks like a wax figure with Jerry's arm up his ass. Then they move over to Hardy......Then Jones....It's the Jones's Correctional Circus.

Fuck Dez, holds out of camp, threatens to hold out the opener. Has to feed his family on 70MILLION dollars. Misses preseason due to injury, gets hurt in the first game and misses half the season and still can't shut the fuck up.

70MILLION for a 200+yard season and 2 TD's. NO ONE likes playing with mouthy players like that, no one does...When Dez comes off they field there should be a kid there to hand him a Pacifier to replace his mouth guard.
Or they could snap one on his facemask, pacifier on one side, mouth guard on the other.

------------------Then to the other side............

Can Kirk hit anyone in stride or does he hit everyone on the back shoulder? I mean when they're not in the dirt....Just hanging WR's out over the middle. He just nailed a Cowboy square in the back on a triple coverage.

And they kick a FG......It's....3 to 3

IN THE WORST DIVISION IN FOOTBALL.


I think it's time to see if Rudolph or Charlie Brown is on, anything would be better then this game.

[Gritt]

Two very bad calls against the Washington offense so far that has killed productive drives. The officiating is terrible.

[Gritt]

Jackson should be cut for that fucking punt return.

[demolition23]

Jackson should be cut for that fucking punt return.

One of the dumbest plays of the year, no doubt. Doesn't matter that he got the td after.

[Gritt]

Jackson should be cut for that fucking punt return.

One of the dumbest plays of the year, no doubt. Doesn't matter that he got the td after.

No it doesn't matter because it was his stupidity that handed Dallas a touchdown.

[UtahRatt]

Greatest run back all year!

[UtahRatt]

HAHAHAHA! DeSean pulls a ROMO, gets game ball! Straight up gangsta killed this one. Greatest run back all year. MVP! Most Valuable Pimp.

Cowgirls 19 DeadSkins 16


Mark Sanchez's 'Butt Fumble' vs DeSean Jacksons BLOW THE WHISTLE, BLOW THE WHISTLE!


What an ugly fucking game with a keystone cops finish. I almost want the Cowgirls to win this stupid division now. God that would be so embarrassingly great. Who can fight the hardest to lose!

The Hot Potato NFC Eastern Division III Conference.

Philadelphia Eagles - 5w 7 LOUZERS
New York Giants - 5w 7 LOUZERS
Washington Redskins - 5w 7 LOUZERS
Dallas Cowboys - 4w 8 LOUZERS

If they didn't play each other 6 wins could take this division. Who's left on the Skins schedule they could lose too, Martin Luther College or ITT Technical Institute?


I'm a Cowboy fan as of today, how bout dem BOYSSSSS!

[UtahRatt]

Funny how Machado vanished after getting Post Spanked over his team and how much you wanna bet he shows up anytime now.




Unlike you I have a life!
I was busy jerking off to a poster of ROMO!
I feel sorry for you!
I've been busy googling about how the game of football is played.
I've been busy googling excuses for my stupidity.

[Crazy Levi]

alright well I guess I gotta go on vacation for a week.

Fucking Cowboys got to win the game TWICE last night. Good for fucking them.

I wasn't even able to watch the game until the last 2 minutes. WHat a ridiculous clown show that was.

Ok, you got me convinced, 8-8 obviously will take it at this point.

[Gritt]

I can't wait for the Skins to unload RGMe and Jackson. They are the last two big cancers left on the roster.

[Bludegeon]

Agreed Gritt.

There were two horrible calls against Washington.. Can't stand the skins, but, damn. blind ass refs..

Utah..

I know it is not a new thing with Bryant whining and moaning, helmet off. yadda yadda yadda.. But, IF you actually saw WHY he was pissed. Maybe you would understand. Wait, no, nevermind, you wouldn't.. lol.. I would of been pissed too, had I been that wide open on a slant from the slot for and easy 7. Especially with how bad this team needs it.. Never mind the fact that Dipshit Cassell basically threw the ball into the damn ground on the same play. lol




Holy fuck Cassell is horrible.

Good ol' EGO Deshawn Jackson.. LOL>.. There was nothing going on that return. Sit your ass down son.. Hey, at least on this TD Score, he actually HELD onto the ball AFTER crossing the goal line.. LOL...

Dallas tried to give the Deadskins the game. But, there were no takers. lol

A good Tuesday..

[Machado]

Agreed Gritt.

There were two horrible calls against Washington.. Can't stand the skins, but, damn. blind ass refs..

Utah..

I know it is not a new thing with Bryant whining and moaning, helmet off. yadda yadda yadda.. But, IF you actually saw WHY he was pissed. Maybe you would understand. Wait, no, nevermind, you wouldn't.. lol.. I would of been pissed too, had I been that wide open on a slant from the slot for and easy 7. Especially with how bad this team needs it.. Never mind the fact that Dipshit Cassell basically threw the ball into the damn ground on the same play. lol




Holy fuck Cassell is horrible.

Good ol' EGO Deshawn Jackson.. LOL>.. There was nothing going on that return. Sit your ass down son.. Hey, at least on this TD Score, he actually HELD onto the ball AFTER crossing the goal line.. LOL...

Dallas tried to give the Deadskins the game. But, there were no takers. lol

A good Tuesday..

I want Levi to type the final score for me, PLEASE!


Go ahead and list the excuses why the Skins lost. Sure you can start with Jackson if you want or you can start anywhere.

TAKE YOUR LOSS LEVI!!!

Dallas has Romo, but the Skins have Jackson. Need I say more

[Crazy Levi]

5-7 is still better than 4-8 amigo.

How you like them apples?

[Machado]

5-7 is still better than 4-8 amigo.

How you like them apples?

I smell
I smell

I smell pussy!

I know, I just know you had a prepared post. Ready to brag about 1st place, ready to bash the Cowboys but you were forced to erase the message and pretend that Dallas did not win on the road last night by 3 points.

[Gritt]

Dallas won the game but it was more because dipshit Jackson handed them a touchdown.

[Bludegeon]

Dallas won the game but it was more because dipshit Jackson handed them a touchdown.

And? If Lucky Whitehead (love that name.. ahah) or Cole Beasely did the same and Washington scored. Does it make a difference? Does that mean Washington only won because of that? Come on...



Face it. Neither team did jackshit to win that game. Hell, As stated before. Dallas couldn't hold onto the ball. Three turnovers and Washington couldn't do shit.. It's how these divisional games go.. Either they are blow outs or WTF kind of games like last night.

[Gritt]

If Washington won the game the way Dallas did I would own that it was ugly. I wouldn't come in here thumping my chest like they just won the super bowl like a certain jalapeño picking idiot does.

[Machado]

If Washington won the game the way Dallas did I would own that it was ugly. I wouldn't come in here thumping my chest like they just won the super bowl like a certain jalapeño picking idiot does.

Troll!
You should just remain on the bench because you are doing nothing
but whining and making excuses.
Oh, poor Jackson lost the game. Oh, that division sucks and blah blah blah

Look, Dallas is now 1 game back because they did just enough to win
a divisional game on the road.
Not saying they will win the division. Not saying they will win next week, but the game last night was typical Skins vs Dallas rivalry.

[Bludegeon]

If Washington won the game the way Dallas did I would own that it was ugly. I wouldn't come in here thumping my chest like they just won the super bowl like a certain jalapeño picking idiot does.

Got it man.. I figured I read it wrong.

I am glad Dallas just got a win. I expect nothing. I just hope they play hard the rest of the season. That about it.

[Gritt]

And Dallas fans should be happy. A win is a win.

[Machado]

And Dallas fans should be happy. A win is a win.

and who said Dallas fans are not? anybody who hates Dallas can go ahead
and hate them. the haters blame the team win they lose, then they blame the opponent for losing to Dallas. Dallas fans can't win.

last night the Skins sucked a little bit more. end of story!

[Gritt]

And Dallas fans should be happy. A win is a win.

and who said Dallas fans are not? anybody who hates Dallas can go ahead
and hate them. the haters blame the team win they lose, then they blame the opponent for losing to Dallas. Dallas fans can't win.

last night the Skins sucked a little bit more. end of story!

Are you off your meds?

[Machado]

And Dallas fans should be happy. A win is a win.

and who said Dallas fans are not? anybody who hates Dallas can go ahead
and hate them. the haters blame the team win they lose, then they blame the opponent for losing to Dallas. Dallas fans can't win.

last night the Skins sucked a little bit more. end of story!

Are you off your meds?

^^^
Troll!

[UtahRatt]

Utah..

I know it is not a new thing with Bryant whining and moaning, helmet off. yadda yadda yadda.. But, IF you actually saw WHY he was pissed. Maybe you would understand. Wait, no, nevermind, you wouldn't.. lol.. I would of been pissed too, had I been that wide open on a slant from the slot for and easy 7. Especially with how bad this team needs it.. Never mind the fact that Dipshit Cassell basically threw the ball into the damn ground on the same play. lol

Seriously?
Do you see Cassell toss a fit when Dez drop's balls?
Dez has spent his entire career flipping out from ROMO to Cassell. Have you ever seen Calvin Johnson or a Larry Fitzgerald rip their helmet off? You've haven't a clue how disruptive his actions are to a team and a QB. Not to mention a backup QB already under pressure. The Defense has lost what 6 games late in the 4th yet DEZ floods a Maxi because he didn't get the ball.

"NFL.com - Dez Bryant's sideline pouting aside, the Cowboys remained in the hunt in the woeful NFC East."

"The Score - "Stop me if you've read this before: Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Dez Bryant threw a temper tantrum on the sidelines."

"Dez Bryant had another one of his sideline outbursts, and this time you’ll have a hard time convincing me he was sending a positive message."

Google Dez Bryant angry again and you'll see videos and articles of Dez VS ROMO, Cassel, Hardy, Reporters, Coaches, Jason Witten.....Just admit it he's a bitch.

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DeSean Jackson was WIDE open in the End Zone on a crossing route that was totally missed, the Skins kicks a FG and he didn't rip his helmet off or act like a toddler and this is DeSean Jackson we're talking about.

Dallas fans are almost as bad as Dez.....Making excuses for his antics and whining. There's ZERO excuses for his actions. He's supposed to be a Professional, get back in the game and stop boobing.

You do understand how many WR's are wide open on almost every play in a game right? I've been there and seen it more times then I have posts, every WR in the NFL is open during a game more than half a dozen times and do they take their helmet off every week and throw a tantrum crying at the staff or bitch out their QB? FUCK NO.
They get their head back in the game and not disrupt the team or coaches.....I WAS OPEN, I WAS OPEN! Is this Pop Warner or the NFL Cowboys.....Both.

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Take your blind support and denial, set it aside and admit it. Dez has pampered anger issues and Dallas does nothing about it. Dallas fans call it passion and make excuses...Players, fans and normal humans call it being a crybaby.

It was only the 2nd quarter, if I'm not mistaken two slants to DEZ already failed.
The coach called the play that looked like his first read was a quick out to the slot and Cassell threw a late timing brick....It was a timing play, thrown late in the dirt and DEZ throws a tantrum because he was open, that's bush league then again so is the team and fans. His bitching fucks with everyone's attitude whether you want to accept it or not.

If every WR tossed a fit when they was open there would be helmets off on ever play. Dez is an egotistical crybaby on a team that don't have a coach who can control his players. Like mentioned before, Jimmy J wouldn't stand for that shit.

How many SB could have changed if the QB would have seen the wide open WR? Anyone remember the clips of Earl Morrall not seeing Jimmy Orr wide open in the end zone, waving for the ball in Super Bowl III? It happens every game, get over it.

Making excuses for Dez Bryant's actions is blind fanaticism. Bitching up and down the sidelines is School Yard shit that's disruptive and counter productive.

Watch this short clip and listen to the announcers. And this is just a grain of salt in DEZ's antics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI3Iz1GynFs


The more I think about it I'm wasting my breath.
I'm talking to fanatical Cowboy fans who are just as bad as DEZ. Always bitching, moaning, complaining or crying about something. Dallas Cowboys sports bottles should come with a pacifier lid.

[UtahRatt]

Johnny Manziel named Browns' starting quarterback
It's official. Johnny Manziel is back.
The Browns announced Tuesday the second-year passer will take the reins in Week 14 against the San Francisco 49ers.

How Manziel performs over the next four weeks -- on and off the field -- will have a huge impact on how Cleveland approaches an offseason certain to be filled with another round of deep-cutting organizational changes.

*Smart move for the Cleveland Brass, hope he preforms well enough to get traded to Dallas!*

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Denver Broncos release QB Christian Ponder

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Coach of the Year candidates

1. Ron Rivera, Carolina Panthers
2. Bill Belichick, New England Patriots
3. Bruce Arians, Arizona Cardinals
4. Marvin Lewis, Cincinnati Bengals
5. Andy Reid, Kansas City Chiefs
6. Gary Kubiak, Denver Broncos

Rivera is probably a shoe in but I'd add Bruce Arians at #2, I think he's done more with less 2 years in a row.

Premature for Andy Reid. If Reid is on the list I think Vikings Mike Zimmer or The Jets Todd Bowles should be ranked ahead.

Kubiak, Lewis and Belichick are riding the waves of good teams and systems that have been cemented for years.

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Coaches on the Hot Seat:

Cleveland Browns head coach Mike Pettine has struggled all season to select a starting quarterback, and the team has felt the impact of it, posting a 2-10 record. In addition to Pettine, there's been questions surrounding whether or not Eagles head coach Chip Kelly, New York Giants Tom Coughlin or Rams Jeff Fisher, among others, will have their jobs at season's end.

[UtahRatt]

Dallas has Romo, but the Skins have Jackson. Need I say more

Nope, admitting Romo is a choker is enough. What do they say about the first step to recovery?

Ok, you got me convinced, 8-8 obviously will take it at this point.

7-9 ? HELLO!

[Bludegeon]

Utah..

I know it is not a new thing with Bryant whining and moaning, helmet off. yadda yadda yadda.. But, IF you actually saw WHY he was pissed. Maybe you would understand. Wait, no, nevermind, you wouldn't.. lol.. I would of been pissed too, had I been that wide open on a slant from the slot for and easy 7. Especially with how bad this team needs it.. Never mind the fact that Dipshit Cassell basically threw the ball into the damn ground on the same play. lol

Seriously?
Do you see Cassell toss a fit when Dez drop's balls?
Dez has spent his entire career flipping out from ROMO to Cassell. Have you ever seen Calvin Johnson or a Larry Fitzgerald rip their helmet off? You've haven't a clue how disruptive his actions are to a team and a QB. Not to mention a backup QB already under pressure. The Defense has lost what 6 games late in the 4th yet DEZ floods a Maxi because he didn't get the ball.

"NFL.com - Dez Bryant's sideline pouting aside, the Cowboys remained in the hunt in the woeful NFC East."

"The Score - "Stop me if you've read this before: Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Dez Bryant threw a temper tantrum on the sidelines."

"Dez Bryant had another one of his sideline outbursts, and this time you’ll have a hard time convincing me he was sending a positive message."

Google Dez Bryant angry again and you'll see videos and articles of Dez VS ROMO, Cassel, Hardy, Reporters, Coaches, Jason Witten.....Just admit it he's a bitch.

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DeSean Jackson was WIDE open in the End Zone on a crossing route that was totally missed, the Skins kicks a FG and he didn't rip his helmet off or act like a toddler and this is DeSean Jackson we're talking about.

Dallas fans are almost as bad as Dez.....Making excuses for his antics and whining. There's ZERO excuses for his actions. He's supposed to be a Professional, get back in the game and stop boobing.

You do understand how many WR's are wide open on almost every play in a game right? I've been there and seen it more times then I have posts, every WR in the NFL is open during a game more than half a dozen times and do they take their helmet off every week and throw a tantrum crying at the staff or bitch out their QB? FUCK NO.
They get their head back in the game and not disrupt the team or coaches.....I WAS OPEN, I WAS OPEN! Is this Pop Warner or the NFL Cowboys.....Both.

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Take your blind support and denial, set it aside and admit it. Dez has pampered anger issues and Dallas does nothing about it. Dallas fans call it passion and make excuses...Players, fans and normal humans call it being a crybaby.

It was only the 2nd quarter, if I'm not mistaken two slants to DEZ already failed.
The coach called the play that looked like his first read was a quick out to the slot and Cassell threw a late timing brick....It was a timing play, thrown late in the dirt and DEZ throws a tantrum because he was open, that's bush league then again so is the team and fans. His bitching fucks with everyone's attitude whether you want to accept it or not.

If every WR tossed a fit when they was open there would be helmets off on ever play. Dez is an egotistical crybaby on a team that don't have a coach who can control his players. Like mentioned before, Jimmy J wouldn't stand for that shit.

How many SB could have changed if the QB would have seen the wide open WR? Anyone remember the clips of Earl Morrall not seeing Jimmy Orr wide open in the end zone, waving for the ball in Super Bowl III? It happens every game, get over it.

Making excuses for Dez Bryant's actions is blind fanaticism. Bitching up and down the sidelines is School Yard shit that's disruptive and counter productive.

Watch this short clip and listen to the announcers. And this is just a grain of salt in DEZ's antics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI3Iz1GynFs


The more I think about it I'm wasting my breath.
I'm talking to fanatical Cowboy fans who are just as bad as DEZ. Always bitching, moaning, complaining or crying about something. Dallas Cowboys sports bottles should come with a pacifier lid.

Not fanactical, nore do I need a sports bottle with a pacifier lid on it. I just stated I would've been pissed on that play as well. Do I condone it? No. Can I do anything about it? No.. Do I care if he is pissy? No. Do I care if he is not pissy? No.

When they win, I am happy. When they Lose? Well, yeah, gimme the sports bottle. As long as there is some liquor in it..

Don't put me in the same category as other Cowboys fans in here. I am not even close to the same as that.