BEFORE & AFTER ... Women you would Totes Bone Before... and now After they aged a bit, well...?
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BEFORE & AFTER ... Women you would Totes Bone Before... and now After they aged a bit, well...?
Who did you totes want to drop your raw meat into back in the day...
But now see their pics and think you'd rather pound and toss a load into a flesh-light instead?
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But now see their pics and think you'd rather pound and toss a load into a flesh-light instead?
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She's not quite there yet but I remember being absolutely in love with Angelina Jolie during her Tomb Raider days but now, she's taken on this weird ass alien look.
At this point, I still would but if she continues down her path, in another 5-10years, she's gonna look just weird as hell.
At this point, I still would but if she continues down her path, in another 5-10years, she's gonna look just weird as hell.
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French nun Sister André, the world’s oldest known person, died on Tuesday at the age of 118 in the southern city of Toulon.
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90 years ago, hell yeah. In recent times, not so much.
French nun Sister André, the world’s oldest known person, died on Tuesday at the age of 118 in the southern city of Toulon.
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90 years ago, hell yeah. In recent times, not so much.
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MrBagel wrote: ↑Tue Jan 17, 2023 7:10 pm She's not quite there yet but I remember being absolutely in love with Angelina Jolie during her Tomb Raider days but now, she's taken on this weird ass alien look.
At this point, I still would but if she continues down her path, in another 5-10years, she's gonna look just weird as hell.
"""""""Angelina Jolie""""""""
Don't forget... she is 1 million percent, Bat Sh!t crazy!
I bet she hasn't had Dick since Brad... anyone who bones her, and she gets angry, be ready for a #metoo campaign.
I wouldn't F#@k her with Wolfgang's Dick but yes, she's hot (or was hot) AF at one point.
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Christina Applegate is looking rough after the MS diagnosis and the weight gain but I'd still eat her butthole just out of loyalty.
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Megan Fox. Still hot, but on the fast train to drugs or suicide.
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Madonna. Yeah, I’m that old. I remember that Like a Virgin video would have my kid pecker standing at attention.
Now?
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Lita Ford. Just yuck now. She’s dried up like a prune. Ugly tats. I’m letting the Fleshlight Kiss me deadly before I let her.
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Justine Bateman..
end the thread now...
end the thread now...
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Doesn't Nicole Eggert run away with this?
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Christina Applegate
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Two of my early favorites. Wouldn't touch either of them now. Time will do that to them all though.
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Two of my early favorites. Wouldn't touch either of them now. Time will do that to them all though.
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Sunny from WWE was gorgeous. Now she's a fat POS in jail awaiting trial for killing a guy in a DUI.
What happened to Bridget Fonda? Does she have a health issue or something?
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Re: BEFORE & AFTER ... Women you would Totes Bone Before... and now After they aged a bit, well...?
But, she has helmet buffing lips. And, lunatic chicks almost always deep throat crazily and swallow.MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Tue Jan 17, 2023 9:22 pmMrBagel wrote: ↑Tue Jan 17, 2023 7:10 pm She's not quite there yet but I remember being absolutely in love with Angelina Jolie during her Tomb Raider days but now, she's taken on this weird ass alien look.
At this point, I still would but if she continues down her path, in another 5-10years, she's gonna look just weird as hell.
"""""""Angelina Jolie""""""""
Don't forget... she is 1 million percent, Bat Sh!t crazy!
I bet she hasn't had Dick since Brad... anyone who bones her, and she gets angry, be ready for a #metoo campaign.
I wouldn't F#@k her with Wolfgang's Dick but yes, she's hot (or was hot) AF at one point.
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Carmen Electra Donna D’Errico and Susanna Hoffs are all over 45. I’m thinking for a lot of guys, they would do just fine.
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Well saidHottKarl777 wrote: ↑Wed Jan 18, 2023 12:05 am Christina Applegate is looking rough after the MS diagnosis and the weight gain but I'd still eat her butthole just out of loyalty.
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D’Errico is a robot.
Hoffs does look amazing.
Hoffs does look amazing.
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Christy is not what she once was, but still recognizable.
Ginger, geez
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Kelly McGillis. Smoking hot in Top Gun. She completely dropped off a cliff….