BEFORE & AFTER ... Women you would Totes Bone Before... and now After they aged a bit, well...?

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BEFORE & AFTER ... Women you would Totes Bone Before... and now After they aged a bit, well...?

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Who did you totes want to drop your raw meat into back in the day...

But now see their pics and think you'd rather pound and toss a load into a flesh-light instead?

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She's not quite there yet but I remember being absolutely in love with Angelina Jolie during her Tomb Raider days but now, she's taken on this weird ass alien look.

At this point, I still would but if she continues down her path, in another 5-10years, she's gonna look just weird as hell.
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MrBagel wrote: Tue Jan 17, 2023 7:10 pm She's not quite there yet but I remember being absolutely in love with Angelina Jolie during her Tomb Raider days but now, she's taken on this weird ass alien look.

At this point, I still would but if she continues down her path, in another 5-10years, she's gonna look just weird as hell.

"""""""Angelina Jolie""""""""

Don't forget... she is 1 million percent, Bat Sh!t crazy!

I bet she hasn't had Dick since Brad... anyone who bones her, and she gets angry, be ready for a #metoo campaign.

I wouldn't F#@k her with Wolfgang's Dick but yes, she's hot (or was hot) AF at one point.

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Christina Applegate is looking rough after the MS diagnosis and the weight gain but I'd still eat her butthole just out of loyalty.
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Doesn't Nicole Eggert run away with this?
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Mister Freeze wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 9:40 am Doesn't Nicole Eggert run away with this?
I don’t even think she beats Yasmin Bleeth. But yeah she’s a blob now.
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Christina Applegate
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Two of my early favorites. Wouldn't touch either of them now. :( Time will do that to them all though.
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TeslaFan wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 9:59 am
Mister Freeze wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 9:40 am Doesn't Nicole Eggert run away with this?
I don’t even think she beats Yasmin Bleeth. But yeah she’s a blob now.
I was gonna say Yasmin Bleeth ^ she was super hot back in the day, now she's a frumpy looking soccer mom.......however, still "would".
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SeniorGrande wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 11:13 am Christy and Ginger.

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SeniorGrande wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 11:13 am Christy and Ginger.

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MetalSludgeCEO wrote: Tue Jan 17, 2023 9:22 pm
MrBagel wrote: Tue Jan 17, 2023 7:10 pm She's not quite there yet but I remember being absolutely in love with Angelina Jolie during her Tomb Raider days but now, she's taken on this weird ass alien look.

At this point, I still would but if she continues down her path, in another 5-10years, she's gonna look just weird as hell.

"""""""Angelina Jolie""""""""

Don't forget... she is 1 million percent, Bat Sh!t crazy!

I bet she hasn't had Dick since Brad... anyone who bones her, and she gets angry, be ready for a #metoo campaign.

I wouldn't F#@k her with Wolfgang's Dick but yes, she's hot (or was hot) AF at one point.

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Every woman over 45.
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Jason Jennifer Leigh wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 4:39 pm Every woman over 45.
Carmen Electra Donna D’Errico and Susanna Hoffs are all over 45. I’m thinking for a lot of guys, they would do just fine.
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HottKarl777 wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 12:05 am Christina Applegate is looking rough after the MS diagnosis and the weight gain but I'd still eat her butthole just out of loyalty.
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D’Errico is a robot.

Hoffs does look amazing.
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Hellbentforfeathers wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 1:32 pm
SeniorGrande wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 11:13 am Christy and Ginger.

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Christy is not what she once was, but still recognizable.
Ginger, geez
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Kelly McGillis. Smoking hot in Top Gun. She completely dropped off a cliff….

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